Seduce the Kiwi above you (Redux) - Get those pickup lines out

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Let me roll on your couch and we can have some “hanky panky”

 

[Cyclonus]

I want to slowly and delicately separate your buttocks.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

let me give you a 'recharge'

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[Nayr The Jew]

Damn you a real nice honey, I would sex you six million times.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

You’re pretty hot, wanna go play?

 

[Crankenstein]

Would you be interested in doing some drugs and listen to EDM whilst spasming against one another until one of us makes a mess with bodily fluids? I will throw in a session of listening to Dark Side of the Moon while we watch The Wizard of Oz.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

I like weed and anal sex and I’m all out of weed. Jk let’s get stoned and I’ll butt fuck you.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

hey i just met you and this is crazy
but i have a gun so follow me maybe?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

hey sexy, did you come from Pakistan? Because I'm going to rape you, then send you back to your family to be murdered because your honor as a virgin woman was besmirched.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Hey girl, wanna do some homework together?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

hey yo boy let me ruin your life and estrange you from your entire family before forcing you into wild, unprotected sex, giving you an STD, and leaving you half-dead in a ditch in Oklahoma

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Hey baby.
*duct tape strrrrriiiiip sound*

 

[Michellandin']

I'll cook you just right.

 

[Wraith]

I have a gold framed Nintendo with diamond studs. Wanna play 1942? A 42 year old into a 19 year old countless times?

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

You’re kinda hot, wanna go play?

 

[Rozzy]