Seduce the Kiwi above you (Redux) - Get those pickup lines out

[Pope Fucker]

What a lovely vagina. Does it bite?

 

[Liber Pater]

I may not be the Pope, but you can be my altar boy tonight.
What I want to do with you is a cardinal sin, but even Hell can't be nearly as hot as you.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

You can drive my car anytime, baby

 

[Officer Eradicate]

my gun has a long barrel, want to take a look?

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Does your car have room in the back?

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Are you married, or single

 

[Meat Target]

Rawrawr, call me oniichan.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

>Meat Target
Yes. Yes you are. And when I'm through with you that meat's gonna be fully tenderized.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I am a doctor
I know what you need
a pelvic sort of examination
there'll be no pain
no pain
no pain
no pain
no pain
I am a doctor have a seat
will ya fill out these forms
I'll be with you in a moment
a moment a moment
a moment a moment
No hope
no hope
no hope
no hope
Let's make love
I am an engineer
You're doing that all wrong
see those stress points there
They'll never hold up
Never
never
never
never
no hope
Let's make love
I am a psychiatrist
Tell me your problems
so you hate your mother
tell me your deepest thoughts
I can help you
you can trust me
I can help you
you can trust me

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I wanna do Grosse things to you

 

[Truman the Jewman]

Hey babe, wanna lick my taint in the alley behind Subway?

 

[Meat Target]

Hey babe, wanna lick my taint in the alley behind Subway?

I'm a little flower blooming on the heath
And my name is
BUM
BUM
BUM

Erika

 

[Distant Stare]

 

[Ligoskj]

 

[Crankenstein]

Pardon me, would you care for some hanky panky?

 

[Hylics]

Are you interested in a one-night stand?

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Hey, need a lift?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I'm sure you can't stand up after a night with me.
I've practical solutions for your needs.

 

[Hylics]

I'm into spirit sex.

 

[Wraith]

I'm not gay, so here's a random tossed away succubus to fill in.
*shows her feet*