Selecting a Despot for the Autism Thunderdome

A&H is a symptom, not the problem.

The world has changed and sadly Kiwi Farms became a bastion of freedom and a lot of people either dont like that or miss use that. Removing it wouldnt change dick.

Its best to focus on a case by case basis in my humble opinion. It wont make the problem go away but it can remedy it slightly at least. Its not going away without removing what the farms stand for.



But hey, Im just a hyper rich CEO, what do I know
 
Null should just give up Ooperatorship to him tbh. He's the philosopher king that KF needs to hit the next level of lolcow webzone dominance.
I love him so much, and he has just the right amount of anger to be a true despot like we need! pc.jpg
 
@Null Just curious, why doe you need a mod for the autism besides illegal acts? I feel like the Thunderdome does a good job of containing all of the autism on the site. Obviously I don't see the back end so idk but from my use of the thunderdome it's a slap fight and people move on. It felt understood that that's what it was for. Laughing at stupid political stuff and then engaging in slapfights that don't do anything meaningful and then you fuck off. You should then laugh at the rest of the site but as you said, new people aren't here for that.

I guess I'm curious as to what the specific problem is with setting up a cage and as long as nothing illegal is said or done you let the poop touchers touch all the poop they want. Unless you're willing to keep the sites registration closed(not a terrible idea tbh) then this will be a recurring problem since this site is the last site online where people can engage in discussion about controversial topics without censorship. You will continue to get people who want to come on here and talk politics and those are increasingly partisan. Trying to limit that is a sysiphean task.


I will say, I appreciate the happenings and news sites for being on top of accurate info before anywhere else. I wouldn't want to lose that. I will also say that while I don't see or experience what the mods go through, they do come off as thin skinned at times or atleast butthurt about some of the political positions the threads have. I point to the Joe Biden news thread title being changed to w/e it is now. When that happens, that's the mod(s) laughing at us, and us calling them tranny jannies or w/e is making fun of them. I feel like that's fair play.


I'd rather not have that part of the site shuttered but as it's your site, if it's what you feel you have to do I will still laugh at the gunt and daddy Jim.

Edit: Just to be clear Null, a TLDR is I understand you don't like it, and since it's your site you can do w/e you want. I'm asking what the problem is with it currently besides you not liking it.
 
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it might take me a while to explain what banter on the internet is, but i can see you're a very very serious person with very very serious opinions posting on a very very important webzone so i don't want to take up too much of the time so i'll hurry
sometimes people call each other faggots and dykes because it's funny, now funny and comedy might also take a while to explain so i'll recommend wikipedia for that one. lack of understanding how to give and take bants on the part of the Saviors of the West very often leads to funny moments
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I'd do it but I spend too much time outside.

I'd ban anybody tagging in people just to argue with them, anybody fed-posting and anybody reporting hurt feelings. Slapfights would go to the pastadome or "debate user x about the ethics of y" threads. I'd post all embarrassing PMs from people wanting Internet Mommy to kiss their booboos and we'd have blackjack and hookers.
 
I suggest someone who is more or less sympatico with the political views of A&N but isn't a complete sub-normal sperg who shits their pants at the existence of HHH.

That would mostly be 4 digit userids.

Also just in general. This site trends right. That is actually a feature, not a bug, even if I'm one of a few dirtbag "liberals" here myself. Incidentally that used to be a good word for people who quite simply thought we shouldn't be tyrannically ruled by dynasties of inbred and insane genetic defectives and that people have rights.

Also I nominate @Exigent Circumcisions but only if he brings back that great avatar of the pig suit guy from that fucked up ancient b&w movie.

And @Stoneheart is more or less an example of the kind of A&N poster who would make a good mod but probably doesn't want to. I.e., seriously right leaning kiwi who isn't a complete sperg.
 
it might take me a while to explain what banter on the internet is, but i can see you're a very very serious person with very very serious opinions posting on a very very important webzone so i don't want to take up too much of the time so i'll hurry
sometimes people call each other faggots and dykes because it's funny, now funny and comedy might also take a while to explain so i'll recommend wikipedia for that one. lack of understanding how to give and take bants on the part of the Saviors of the West very often leads to funny moments
Nah, I've seen you all over the site. You're an annoying faggot who always cries about others than excuse your behavior under "lol I'm just bantering/pretending to be retarded".

The least you could be is actually funny. Maybe when you forgot your password for your first account you should have taken it as a hint from God.
 
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Treating this like a court martial and execution of the worst offenders would be a start. List out why they're site banned and make it as transparent as possible, explaining what not to do if you don't want to be banned. i couldnt say who would fall into this category. Plenty of people on here i have disagreed with, but only a few people on whatever 'side' who deserve this treatment.

News aggregation and discussion is always going to lead to a shitfest. The best you can do is make it clear where the line is and get used to dealing with everything else.
 
Problems:

1 - The AT is too combative. Restricting the stickers was an attempt to stop people attacking each other too personally. I know that one of the reasons is the number of stupid reports it generated, but was it also that the viciousness was toxic to the culture of the site? If that's what you're saying then I agree. The culture of this site is that you take your Ls, you call each other spastic retard niggers, and move on with no offence taken. But a lot of the newer posters can't cope with that, and sperg out whenever anyone disagrees with them. This risks spilling over into the rest of the site.

2 - The partisan nature of the site only really goes one way. My understanding is that you want a balance of political opinions on the site. The problem arises that KF is one of the few sites where all political views can be expressed, with big tech, the media and a large cadre of politicians actively trying to remove rightist discourse (from moderate to extreme) from the internet. This causes an imbalance in the site's intake as other sites fall to leftist censorship and cause waves of right-wingers, from reasonable to not reasonable, to sign up in huge numbers. Even as someone who counts themselves as right-of-centre, I am disgusted that I have to post alongside neo-nazis and wignats just to be able to express my own tepid softcore libertarian opinions.

This results in the overall userbase of the site shifting rightwards, with AT the most affected. As I'm sure you know, SomethingAwful had a political containment forum for hardcore leftists, but their politics leaked out and eventually took over the site, leading to its downfall. And this was before leftists really started deliberately infiltrating online communities, it was several years before Gamergate, there was just an influx of Tumblr users who registered to read a let's play of weeb game Dangan Ronpa (which at the time had no English translation) and very slowly took the site over. I'm concerned that a mirror-flipped version of this is happening here. As it is, there's no thread that's safe from some autist abseiling in and screaming about the Jews. That makes this site a chore to read at times, and if I was a left-winger I would find it even more obnoxious.

Worse, it risks becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy that this site really does turn into the "Neo Nazi Hate Site" that mainstream journos claim that it is. This would attract more speds, and make the site's chances of survival worse.

3 - Fedposting. This gives the site all the wrong kinds of attention.

Analysis:

There's a fine line to be struck in the mainstream of the site between allowing reasonable discussion that may involve politics (a vast number of our cows are cows because of their many dumb political takes) and allowing off-topic political sperging that derail threads. I know the moai is supposed to help with this, but speds don't care about negrates. Just as opening the Beauty Parlour was designed to encourage more women to use the site, I suspect that the opening of the Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes subforums were designed to encourage those who had different politics to them to use the site.

So the objectives of any changes would be:

1 - Achieve a more balanced set of political outlooks amongst the site's userbase
2 - Get users of AT to integrate into the culture of the site and not poison it. By the "culture of the site" I mean specifically:
a) Foul-mouthed but respectful debate and discussion
b) Having a thick skin and not taking things personally
c) Only talking about politics when it's relevant to the topic at hand
d) Hiding your powerlevel
e) Having fun and making jokes, not getting MATI
3 - Get users of AT to post more on the main part of the site
4 - Cut down on fedposting
5 - Do the above without banning or censoring any political viewpoint in order to maintain the site's free speech principles

Solutions:

1 - The first and most obvious thing to do is this:

- Prevent all new accounts from viewing or posting in AT for a period of time after registration. I'm taking about something like 3-6 months. This stops the influxes of retards every time there's a mass shooting or another site goes down. The speds do not have the attention span to wait that long, and it means new posters get introduced to the culture of the main part of the site first and most likely assimilate to it before posting in AT.

- You could go further. Link AT posting privileges to reaction scores on on-topic boards only. If enough people negrate you, no more AT for you. Or you have to get good-boy points from discussing cows well to be trusted in the Thunderdome.

2 - Discourage bad posting and politisperging, both on the main site and on AT. Some ideas:

- SA used to have a subforum called Helldump where bad posters would get called out, sometimes even doxed. The decline of SA started not long after it was closed. It was closed because people were using to settle scores with each other than to identify bad posters. This can be prevented by only allowing mods to post or requiring a mod's permission to post. I know we have Halal threads already, but we need to have a "bad poster showcase" that doesn't seek to make full Halal Cow threads on people but just calls out shitty posting. And only users with the majority of their posts on the main part of the site and/or good reaction scores can post in it. Think of it like a public pillory. The worst AT posters have thin skins, so this will hit them when it hurts. They either do better or leave. Either way it's a win for the site, and sets an example of what we don't want.

- One of the main purposes of the react stickers is to make it clear when someone's post is shitty without having the thread derailed by callout posts. It gently nudges posters to conform more with the culture of the site. However, AT, and A&N in particular, are isolated from the rest of the site both culturally and in terms of the people who post there. So the stickers in A&N do encourage conformity - but to a toxic culture that we don't want. Their presence is counterproductive. So remove ALL stickers from A&N. People can still discuss politics all they want, express any opinion they want, but the dopamine hit of the stickers, and the circlejerking they encourage, is gone.

3 - With the above in mind, we can then actually think about setting posting rules for AT:

- Lol calm down. This is Kiwifarms. We are here to laugh. We do not like rageposting. If you flip out, expect to be laughed at. Keep doing it and the moderators will give you something to really get mad at.
- Post with a thick skin. On this site we call each other the most vile slurs imaginable, because we find it funny and it's cathartic. It's very rarely personal. If you start reporting posts for being mean to you, or engage in slapfights with other posters over multiple posts, we will laugh at you and mock you. And if you take any of your grudges to other threads, we will ban you.
- People are allowed to disagree with you. Kiwifarms has no political affiliation. If you tell another poster they can't post on the site or cannot express an opinion because they have the "wrong" political views, there is a good chance it will shortly be you who cannot post on this site.
- Don't fedpost. Kiwifarms is not the Wild West. We are on clearweb and we can only be there because we comply with the law of the USA, and the protections that doing that provides to us. If you imperil that by saying or doing things that are illegal in the USA then you are an enemy of the site because you endanger its very existence. You will be dealt with accordingly.

That is what I would do if I was in charge. I'm not necessarily asking to be in charge, I'm not convinced I want to be a moderator again (I have been a mod/admin elsewhere) but that's my autism applied to this issue for what it's worth.
 
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