Selecting a Despot for the Autism Thunderdome

@Null Ignore slapfights because its always 1-3 people with different opinions getting dog-piled by poltards, pro-trumpers and pro-cop people, the 1-3 people get reported by the 15 who disagree and the thread turns into a hugbox every fucking time. The people who report the slapfight are the ones baiting it or egging it on in most cases so maybe banning them is the better option or just let the shit fucking burn because the nuclear option was always removing that section entirely so fuck it and only ban illegal shit.
 
Let's just make @Android raptor A&H mod. Unironically would chase away the real retards from the subforum and it would be fucking hilarious.
I would agree if I wasn't legitimately batshit insane w/a bunch of stuff IRL I'm currently dealing with, lol
 
I'd do it but I spend too much time outside.

I'd ban anybody tagging in people just to argue with them, anybody fed-posting and anybody reporting hurt feelings. Slapfights would go to the pastadome or "debate user x about the ethics of y" threads. I'd post all embarrassing PMs from people wanting Internet Mommy to kiss their booboos and we'd have blackjack and hookers.
would posting animal abuse and stating that dogs can consent be banable?
 
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Problems:

1 - The AT is too combative. Restricting the stickers was an attempt to stop people attacking each other too personally. I know that one of the reasons is the number of stupid reports it generated, but was it also that the viciousness was toxic to the culture of the site?
Previously if I saw an idiotic post I'd just dumbrate it and move on, now I have to just tell them personally they're fucking cocksuckers and I hate their guts and wish they would die.
 
I think we have a consensus that at leat 85% of the problem is that the saviors of the west are humorless thinskinned faggots
That's part of it, the other part is you basically need an Autistic Lich King to keep them under control.

Like someone so deep in the autistic depths that their very essence is part of it.
 
I believe the solution to the A&N problem is the same as your solution to race relations in this country: separate but equal communities, with neutral areas where they can banter, and neutral areas where they can share united outrage as Kiwi Farmers. All the correct framework already exists, all that's required is a deft touch to help direct user discussion to the appropriate areas.

Team Red and Team Blue both have things that make them genuinely angry, so they should both be given threads where they can vent without the other side shitting it up (e.g. the Biden and Trump derangement syndrome threads). (Note: We already have this)

Then, we should have a set of Jerry Springer trashfire threads where both teams can come and go as they please and playfully banter. If the banter becomes too much, a user can retreat into one of their "safe" containment threads. Examples of these are the vaccine, Ukraine, and abortion containment threads. (Note: We also already have this)

Finally, we have a set of feature worthy articles that are newsworthy to the entire community. The way I see it, every user that genuinely cares about the farms are united by three things:

1) Censorship is cringe
2) Confirmed pedophiles should be lined up against a wall (QAnon schizo theories don't count)
3) Sex pest Troons are a blight on natal women (even if the users are otherwise pro-LGBT+)

The way I see it, if any member of Team Red and Team Blue don't agree on these three points, they don't belong in the KF community and should be encouraged to find a more suitable community elsewhere. I think HHH understands this, which is why I volunteered him.

BTW, I'm not volunteering myself. I'd make a terrible mod because I have a life and job outside this site. I'd only put in the bare minimum effort to remove/contain pedophilia and fedposting (e.g. anything that's a direct threat to the site at large.)
 
That's part of it, the other part is you basically need an Autistic Lich King to keep them under control.

Like someone so deep in the autistic depths that their very essence is part of it.
I feel like, with my feminine feelings of a true woman, that banning people who report slapfights would help a lot?

but I also feel like Null must have considered this already. I dunno.
 
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I believe the solution to the A&N problem is the same as your solution to race relations in this country: separate but equal communities, with neutral areas where they can banter, and neutral areas where they can share united outrage as Kiwi Farmers. All the correct framework already exists, all that's required is a deft touch to help direct user discussion to the appropriate areas.

Team Red and Team Blue both have things that make them genuinely angry, so they should both be given threads where they can vent without the other side shitting it up (e.g. the Biden and Trump derangement syndrome threads). (Note: We already have this)

Then, we should have a set of Jerry Springer trashfire threads where both teams can come and go as they please and playfully banter. If the banter becomes too much, a user can retreat into one of their "safe" containment threads. Examples of these are the vaccine, Ukraine, and abortion containment threads. (Note: We also already have this)

Finally, we have a set of feature worthy articles that are newsworthy to the entire community. The way I see it, every user that genuinely cares about the farms are united by three things:

1) Censorship is cringe
2) Confirmed pedophiles should be lined up against a wall (QAnon schizo theories don't count)
3) Sex pest Troons are a blight on natal women (even if the users are otherwise pro-LGBT+)

The way I see it, if any member of Team Red and Team Blue don't agree on these three points, they don't belong in the KF community and should be encouraged to find a more suitable community elsewhere. I think HHH understands this, which is why I volunteered him.

BTW, I'm not volunteering myself. I'd make a terrible mod because I have a life and job outside this site. I'd only put in the bare minimum effort to remove/contain pedophilia and fedposting (e.g. anything that's a direct threat to the site at large.)
Pedophiles have infiltrated anti-censorship bullshit. It's not so cut and dry.
 
Team Red and Team Blue both have things that make them genuinely angry, so they should both be given threads where they can vent without the other side shitting it up (e.g. the Biden and Trump derangement syndrome threads). (Note: We already have this)
Not really, because the uncivilized savages we are recklessly importing (or were before the current freeze on new retard immigration) do not respect that at all and just relentlessly shit up any thread that isn't completely in agreement with their deranged bullshit.
 
Everyone that says this ends up being an annoying sperg, as seen by the exchange that is happening not two posts above us. Nobody actually ignore the posts that piss them off even though they totally say they do without the ignore feature and always end up engaging.
Nah, I've seen you all over the site. You're an annoying faggot sperg who always cries about others than excuse your behavior under "lol I'm just bantering/pretending to be retarded".

The least you could be is actually funny. Maybe when you forgot your password for your first account you should have taken it as a hint from God.
lol gottem
That's part of it, the other part is you basically need an Autistic Lich King to keep them under control.
I'ma be real, HK was doing a pretty good job of things but it comes with duress from having to deal with so many reports from thin-skinned faggots that it just ceases to be fun. And it's not like they're getting paid, so when the fun of moderating is gone, you're left to ask "what's the point?" And if you're not intent on making a hugbox, there's not much point in wearing yourself joylessly thin. HK thread that line well of having and expressing his own opinions, but not letting that get in the way of moderation. I liked him, but I wouldn't bank on getting another of him.
 
I feel like, with my feminine feelings of a true woman, that banning people who report slapfights would help a lot?

but I also feel like Null must have considered this already. I dunno.
I am a fan of banning people who are thinskinned after looking at the evidence. I've never reported any faggot throughout my 3 incarnations here because that's gay. Ignore or disagree, but whining to mommy because X said something that hurt my feelings is gay and those people need to go as they are the real cancer on this site or any site.
 
And @Stoneheart is more or less an example of the kind of A&N poster who would make a good mod but probably doesn't want to. I.e., seriously right leaning kiwi who isn't a complete sperg.
No, Stoneheart is a russaboo who shits up the Ukraine war news thread regularly.
 
my plan would be to unilaterally ban anyone who isn't an OG like me from 2013, and also I'd ban anyone I disagree with.

Then the problem would be solved.
If it means we can go back to laughing at genuine retards instead of political ecelebs then let me go get the tear gas cannisters and alert the Danish embassy that I'm coming for their mylar supplies by force.
 
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If it means we can go back to laughing at genuine retards instead of political ecelebs then let me go get the tear gas cannisters and alert the Danish embassy that I'm coming for their mylar supplies by force.
I only want to laugh at people I disagree with. There will be no discourse in my thunderdome. Just bans. Bans and my own amusement.
 
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