Sept 28 2024 - Chris and Flutter in Helsinki, Finland

[Toji Suzuhara]

Send him to Japan so he can pass if the Japs

I hope he meets Chibi if he ever does that

 

[Harrison Temple]

Oh fug, and he’s only a 40 minute drive away from me? Luckily we don’t have any Gamestops here anymore, but I’d advise any finns to stay the fuck away from Fantasiapelit & Puolenkuun pelit just in case. Can’t even imagine the smell.

Not ebin. Only ei viddu mage and guumodugset. ”:- DDD”

How do you say "Don't. Call. Anybody!" in Finnish?

 

[Safir]

one word: hybristophilia

This happens because women are attracted to a stronk protector, someone who won't hesitate to stab a bitch for her. Chris-chan curls into a pokeball at a pony convention.

 

[Sargon_poster]

How do you say "Don't. Call. Anybody!" in Finnish?

Älä. Soita. Kenellekkään!

 

[Glowie]

This happens because women are attracted to a stronk protector, someone who won't hesitate to stab a bitch for her. Chris-chan curls into a pokeball at a pony convention.

And shits his pants in self defense truly alpha male behavior.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Vepsians are a really obscure Finno-Ugric ethnic group, they mostly live in Russia not too far from the Finnish border.

View attachment 6475723View attachment 6475726
View attachment 6475741

And yes they were called Chuds.

"Regions with significant populations": Belarus 8

 

[Male Idiot]

This happens because women are attracted to a stronk protector, someone who won't hesitate to stab a bitch for her. Chris-chan curls into a pokeball at a pony convention.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

 

[Glowie]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

At least in Finnish prisons we have open "cells" for inmates each convict can go in and out of prisons
(Incest is nonviolent crime and autism is get out of jail free card)
If you thought US prison system and law is lenient, juvenile criminal gangs get 4 months in open air for mutder, robbery and bullying.
Chris would get free psychiatric treatment, own room, allowance and limited freedom for fucking his senile mother.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Tbh all the weens seething at Chris makes the thread funnier. You can’t keep a real MoFo down.

 

[Oxyjen]

Chris would get free psychiatric treatment, own room, allowance and limited freedom for fucking his senile mother.

In fairness that’s kind of what he got in the US.

 

[dukekinny]

In fairness that’s kind of what he got in the US.

Just knowing that jail he went to anything else would have been him being stabbed

 

[winderson_silva]

Hear me out:
Chris gets harraseed by a religion of peace while in Finland
He says a double think about arab people
His defenders get between a rock and a hard place on if they will defende a stunning and brave woman or muhammad

 

[Executive Petrel]

This happens because women are attracted to a stronk protector, someone who won't hesitate to stab a bitch for her. Chris-chan curls into a pokeball at a pony convention.

It's alpha because he doesn't leave the building like a cuck.

 

[Verixis]

Why does everybody on here talk like they're trying to do a Tyler durden internal monologue?

I'm sorry you can't understand 5th grade English.

In fairness that’s kind of what he got in the US.

He only got that because he trooned out.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Hear me out:
Chris gets harraseed by a religion of peace while in Finland
He says a double think about arab people
His defenders get between a rock and a hard place on if they will defende a stunning and brave woman or muhammad

I think it will be more probable that
>Chris sees an arab just minding his own business
>he starts making loud ululation noises because he saw it on The Simpsons or Family Guy and he thinks it's funny
>arab stabs him

 

[Executive Petrel]

Welcome doo dah kwi kee mahkt

 

[winderson_silva]

>he starts making loud ululation noises because he saw it on The Simpsons or Family Guy and he thinks it's funny

He mistakes the arab with an indian and calls him Apu
Gets stabbed in self defense, who tf want to be called an indian?

 

[deeman]

who tf want to be called an indian?

Elizabeth Warren.

 

[Harrison Temple]

At least in Finnish prisons we have open "cells" for inmates each convict can go in and out of prisons
(Incest is nonviolent crime and autism is get out of jail free card)
If you thought US prison system and law is lenient, juvenile criminal gangs get 4 months in open air for mutder, robbery and bullying.
Chris would get free psychiatric treatment, own room, allowance and limited freedom for fucking his senile mother.

Honestly, probably the best he could hope for.

 

[⠠⠠⠅⠑⠋⠋⠁⠇⠎ ⠠⠠⠊⠎ ⠠⠠⠁ ⠠⠠⠋⠁⠛]

Why do they look like they have Downs?

It's a Finnish physiognomy thing.