Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

Gonna keep editing this post to get all the clips I can into one post.

SHiFT's got quite the run
1.webp

"Again? Again?! AGAIN??!!"

The long sigh of despair after missing the sock

Messes up a trick then looks like he just nutted or possesed
SHiFT Nut Face.webp

Clip:

Whatever This Face Is.webp

Loses a run to Bubble Buddy and tries his hardest to not scream out in anger
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Da Capo, Hakase Shinonome, Jarch6 and 8 others
Cancer Man Metokur said:
Gonna keep editing this post to get all the clips I can into one post.

SHiFT's got quite the run
View attachment 7742500
"Again? Again?! AGAIN??!!"
View attachment 7742527
The long sigh of despair after missing the sock
View attachment 7742565
Messes up a trick then looks like he just nutted or possesed
View attachment 7742583
Clip:
View attachment 7742596
View attachment 7742608

Loses a run to Bubble Buddy and tries his hardest to not scream out in anger
View attachment 7742747
Click to expand...
His reactions are extremely cartoony as of late, I've never seen a human behave like this without it being an act. He's literally gnashing his teeth and trembling in anger

One thing I've noticed is that whenever he fails at a trick, he's always trash talking someone in the second person. Like he's either anthropomorphizing the game itself or projecting his own failure to some non-existent person to berate
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Da Capo, Hackerzine and Cancer Man Metokur
Kokenami said:
Either that or they tried to clip one of his chimp outs. Shift and his mods can see when someone clips something which can lead to a ban if people are clipping one of his temper tantrums.
Click to expand...
It's easier to clip on YouTube, that's how I do it. I just go back 10 seconds before his spergouts, then use OBS to record his, then KdenLive to shorten the clip and make it eligable to post on the farms.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters
The Rest Of The Clips I've Gathered Tonight:

Fucks up the beginning... again... 10 years of speedrunning

"Just fucking retire, you're so fucking bad."

Fails an easy jump like the speedrunning pro he is

Fucks up the easiest jumps and seethes

"Does it ever fucking end?"

Way to blow a lead
3.webp

He resets the run shown above and says he "doesn't care about these dogshit runs."

Resets over not hitting B on the first frame

"What are you doin man?"
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
Reactions: Da Capo, Nameless One, jenna raiding and 4 others
Fucks up an easy jump again and again

Gets mad over failing the taxi trick

"Are you done yet?"

SHiFT is shit at this jump

Rages out over that said jump. "Just fucking TRY!!! OR STOP PLAYING!!!"


Question I'm wondering. Does SHiFT know about this thread?
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Winner
Reactions: Da Capo, jenna raiding, Nameless One and 3 others
  • Informative
  • Feels
Reactions: Da Capo, Nameless One and Imam Shamil
jenna raiding said:
He definitely does. He used to work with ideac/lowtiershift a-logs to shift this threads attention onto ideac instead of SHiFT. IIRC SHiFT even floated around the idea of DMCAing this thread but i think he just ignores this thread now
Click to expand...
that guy in particular that you linked to dm'ed me an op's worth of deep lore about LTS and was ready to answer whatever questions i had for him,
when i said to him that he should just post what he wrote to me in the thread he said he couldn't because he could be singled out and fucked with based on the specifics of what he actually knew.
looking back im starting to think that might have been SHiFT himself. due to his propensity to lore dump random people and the fact the actual amount of people who would know that amount of lore about a nobody and would care enough to reach out to someone about it in private must be so small it could only really be him
personally LTS will never surpass SHiFT simply because one of them streams and the other doesn't, so really no matter what happens SHiFT will always be the center of attention,
at least a narrative was created about LTS being a sped which is something at least.

this thread does seem to attract a lot of new users who attempt to rally us in one direction or drop a baseless tid bit or lore to see what happens, i see us as the no mans land between the two sides.
 
Last edited:
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: jenna raiding
Kokenami said:
According to Shift, whether or not you grab the ledge there is luck-based. I'm not sure if that's true or if it's just cope but worth noting.
Click to expand...
As far as I know it's just frame perfect I thought? Which could be luck based at 60 FPS anyways I guess. You have to jump the frame after landing from a jump (that's why you see him do one before the double jump) to get enough height to reach the ledge grab basically. Pretty fun for being so early in the run! He's gotten chains of fucking up that trick before and losing all hope and yelling.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back