Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

Saw this video on my Facebook feed, the entire thing reminded me of Johnny. I especially like the use of a tampon up the nostril to stop a nosebleed at the 10:12 mark - he can store this womanly tip for the next time he gets punched out and save himself an ER trip! This one's for you Johnny-boy :tomgirl:
 
BPD patients are reeeeeeaaal fucked up, but they have a conscious, even if they tend to think that the intensity of their emotions justifies amoral behavior. as frightening as that is, it is better than the absence of morality as a concept.

To the tune of 'Highway to the dangerzone'

Revvin' up your scooter
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the borderline
Ride into the borderline

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' tampon wings tonight
She got you jumpin' in the elevator
And shovin' into PFT

Highway to the borderline
I'll take you
Ridin' into the borderline​

Honestly 'Highway to the borderline' is pretty much the Kiwi anthem given the prevalence of Cluster B personality traits among the people whose actions we catalogue here.
 
To the tune of 'Highway to the dangerzone'

Revvin' up your scooter
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the borderline
Ride into the borderline

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' tampon wings tonight
She got you jumpin' in the elevator
And shovin' into PFT

Highway to the borderline
I'll take you
Ridin' into the borderline​

Honestly 'Highway to the borderline' is pretty much the Kiwi anthem given the prevalence of Cluster B personality traits among the people whose actions we catalogue here.
Get your scooter runnin’
Head out on the sidewalk
Looking for some tampons
Or whatever comes your way
Yeah Yaniv go make it happen
Take a child in a love embrace
Get a mirror for once and
Just look at your face

You hate immigrants and women
Also Muslims too
Races who aren’t you
But this feeling that your under
Yeah Yaniv it will never happen
You’ll never a loving embrace
‘Cause your just a spastic troon
And now you’ll call your goons

You just wanted a child
But you were scorned, scorned and reviled
You reached so high
But now, you’re gonna cry

Scorned and reviled
Scorned and reviled

Get your scooter runnin’
Head out on the sidewalk
Looking for some tampons
Or whatever comes your way
Yeah Yaniv go make it happen
Take a child in a love embrace
Get a mirror for once and
Just look at your face

You just wanted a child
But you were scorned, scorned and reviled
You reached so high
But now, you’re gonna cry

Scorned and reviled
Scorned and reviled
 
I'm sure ranch dressing is more respectful than this pedo
 

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So this morning I woke up and my period had started in the night. Ladies, you know how it goes. We've all been there, right?

You know who is never going to know? JY.

JY will never once know what it's like to get your period.

I'm going to go drink some herbal tea and feel smug about this.
 
So this morning I woke up and my period had started in the night. Ladies, you know how it goes. We've all been there, right?

You know who is never going to know? JY.

JY will never once know what it's like to get your period.

I'm going to go drink some herbal tea and feel smug about this.

Thanks to Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv I now know how to give a dude a brazilian wax, a thing I never previously thought about!
Troonathan, I'm gonna wax your balls. I watched approximately half a video of a lady waxing a (pretty well-endowed, I might add) dude, and I feel confident that I can pull it off.

If you catch my drift.

I'll show myself out.
 
I watched approximately half a video of a lady waxing a (pretty well-endowed, I might add) dude, and I feel confident that I can pull it off.

Since this is the shitposting thread, I feel okay wandering off topic and wondering aloud how many straight men get the brozilian? This seems like a :optimistic: thing to have done, which I'm sure the lady waxers are relieved about. Straight men are ahead of the game if they don't have dingleberries or jock itch.
 
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No one cares why any of us faggots signed up for this forum. Just post whatever the fuck it is you want to post. You don't have to tell us it's your first post or why you decided to join.

God damn.
 
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