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I'm going to try to watch a half hour of Ascension every day. The first ten minutes had me howling. Whatever artificial artificial intelligence (not a typo) wrote this can't recognize self-parody; so every trope is on the table.
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You are stronger than me man. I look forward to seeing the highlight reel.I'm going to try to watch a half hour of Ascension every day. The first ten minutes had me howling. Whatever artificial artificial intelligence (not a typo) wrote this can't recognize self-parody; so every trope is on the table.
Holy shit, they took ALL the soul out of the dog ending. They removed the images in the credits, but still kept the sounds… for some reason…
And look at how they butchered Mary’s letter.I get it’s hard to replicate the emotion, but it was absolutely phoned in. And also it didn’t need music, just her voice and text running in the background.
Yeah, the Dog Ending is completely butchered; they removed the James and Maria head on the screen, and all the funny images from the credits sequence...
There's something called PC version (get it from some abandonware site) + Enhanced Edition mod. Cost: 0. Nigger.Controversial take: I never had a Playstation back in the day and I am indeed too dumb/lazy to get an emulator set up for SH2 original specifically, so I am excited to experience SH2 firsthand in some form after hearing about it for decades.
I don’t mind that. I think that can actually add to the charm. Again though, for whatever reason they decided to remove all the images from the credits.And they didn't even bother with a new model for Mira, it's the same PS2 dog.
The original was already that way and had better direction. Now its emotionless, the final boss is a fucking joke now the dialogue changes are abyssmal and make it seem like some bad porn parody. Everything is censored now, the two pyramid heads cutscene is an example. Eddie is now a violent angry incel, because of fucking course he is you can never trust Bloober to write any unwell characters because these fucking RETARDS somehow understand NOTHING about psychology. Rather than the compelling cowardly body dysmorphic original counterpart. All of these characters are just shallow shells of themselves they may as well be the western characters from Homecoming and such.Right after the opening comment fellating it as a success (I must have missed the part where this Youtuber faggot was a barometer of success), the faggot says, "The game's cutscenes are now acted out."
Zoomers will eat this shit up not because it’s a remake silent hill 2, but because it reminds them of the resident evil remakes ( and RE7 & 8 ).
That's UE5 for you. It's because of the TAA used which smears everything in motion. But if you turn it off it breaks most of UE5 lightning and effects which rely on the blurring introduced by TAA. And so everything looks like a low bitrate YouTube movie. Here's more on this https://youtu.be/lJu_DgCHfx4I can't help but notice how the bad the constant ghosting/artifacting around James's head is in this scene.
Play the Enhanced edition on PCControversial take: I never had a Playstation back in the day and I am indeed too dumb/lazy to get an emulator set up for SH2 original specifically, so I am excited to experience SH2 firsthand in some form after hearing about it for decades.