Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

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Getting his mom involved. Being a self-inflicted martyr. HILARIOUS jackass-esque goofs...

When does he almost run over the dean to the college and his mom proceeds to attack police?
Will he make signs that say "JESUS'S ARMS ARENT RAINBOW!"? We can only wait and hope. Perhaps the second coming of CWC is upon us....

Probably not.
 
@Tempest could we add "Skylar the Troll Master" to the list of aliases in the title, please?
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likes minecraft it appears

giving advice on avoiding the NSA

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It would make sense then, if Sklylarmt was suypposed to be "Skylar Master Troll" or some shit. Maybe weve been getting trolled all along! He really is a master troll, trolling a bunch of autists!
I think the "mt" is just a reference to the abbreviation applied to his home state, Montana. Username refers to real first name and state of origin -- the calling card of a troll master and l33t hax0r. He's a failure of a troll though. He's spending a lifetime on a project that has been dismissed by hundreds in hours at worst (us, Carrol college admins) and seconds at best (students that saw his posters). The only people he's masterfully trolled are his parents.
 
I think the "mt" is just a reference to the abbreviation applied to his home state, Montana. Username refers to real first name and state of origin -- the calling card of a troll master and l33t hax0r. He's a failure of a troll though. He's spending a lifetime on a project that has been dismissed by hundreds in hours at worst (us, Carrol college admins) and seconds at best (students that saw his posters). The only people he's masterfully trolled are his parents.
Yeah i forgot people barf up personal information on the internet for some rason, like using their real name as a username, or adding their birthday, year of birth, or like, their address to their username rather than making a new, unique or stupid one. Youd think a leet haxxor would know better.
 
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He probably bullied them into it. Notice he didn't drink it himself.
He is not a bully. Look at that soft-palmed doughboy on page 1 and tell me he could honestly be intimidating to anyone other than the toddlers he wants to abduct from headstart. I imagine it went down like this, and some of Skylar's friends are even more retarded than him.
 
He is not a bully. Look at that soft-palmed doughboy on page 1 and tell me he could honestly be intimidating to anyone other than the toddlers he wants to abduct from headstart. I imagine it went down like this, and some of Skylar's friends are even more exceptional than him.
It's been thoroughly documented that both students and faculty are frightened of him and they absolutely believe that at some point he can and will become violent to someone with very little provocation on their part.
 
It's been thoroughly documented that both students and faculty are frightened of him and they absolutely believe that at some point he can and will become violent to someone with very little provocation on their part.
He's an unstable prick with a persecution complex right at the age where severe mental illness tends to rear its head. The college would be negligent if they didn't separate him from other students on the off chance he turns out to be another Jared Loughner or Elliot Rodger.
 
I love how his mom gets all upset that they didn't assume he's autistic and ask him if he is, like what good would that do anyway if you admitted you don't need special treatment?

She basically said he should be able assault people because he has "personal space" issues

We were calling them out on some BS.

I think Skylar is the first lolcow to come here, then get all butthurt and pack his bags and actually leave. Usually theyve come back by now, right? Maybe he's tied up in his pressing litigation.
lol, I just got sick of reading all your autistic shitposting for a while.

The Equal Opportunity Grievance hearing is one of the most absurd things I've ever heard, and I'm only a quarter of the way in. He attempts to accuse someone of assault for striking the table with a gavel.
Because they accused me of scaring people with a laptop webcam, while they had a tape recorder running about a foot away. I wish there was video, the guy with the gavel was pissed that he couldn't use it anymore. He was looking forward to a power trip.

If he ever explodes in notoriety to warrant audio readings, fanart, and other forms of OC I can guarantee that he will make a return to yell at us or boast about the pending lawsuit.

Or at the very least, whining on his newly created website trying to take down the Farms.
This isn't my first time on the Internet, I know you all will just laugh harder if I try to take you down. It's in the FAQ, lol.

I told you fuckers the audio was Fort Knox. I am still laughing over the first one, only one I had a chance to listen to thus far.

I also like @Null getting the domain of his name and redirecting here. HAHAH Mess with the Null, you get the horns.

Also, are daddy and mom divorced? Father seems conspicuously absent. Wonder the situ there? Also, in some of the docs I read it mentioned his two sisters and at least one of them apparently is cut from the same cloth given the comments in it.

Parents are happily married.

the emails are almost as good as the recordings. But the navigation on his website is terrible. He also tried to protect the email addresses of some people, but it flashes back and forth and I can see them. Also a lot of the emails addresses are in emails themselves.


His mother has a netzero email address.

What you're seeing with the email censorship is the college's failed attempt at following FERPA privacy laws.

Anyway, having listened to the first of the audio recordings, I actually felt a few glimmers of sympathy for the Ittners, somewhere down in the briny pickle barrel that passes for my soul. It would suck to suddenly realize that what you thought was a chance to argue your case was really just a pro forma bureaucratic session, and that you'll never even get to be in the same building as the real decision-makers, let alone have any constructive input into the process.

I realized very early on that I would be expelled no matter what I said. That's really why I made so much noise; I wanted to at least cause them some grief on my way out.

He seems like the type of person who would make a new account using a VPN solely to lurk his thread and not change the timestamp on his original account.

LOL, why would I make a lurk account? I'd just open a Private Browsing window in Firefox, the thread is visible to anyone.

Like I mentioned, he has the autistic linear thinking trait so everything is perfectly organized chronologically.

Oh, you mean I dumped in all the dates from emails and shit into a JavaScript timeline widget. Yeah, guess that makes me autistic.

Wait. So Skylar knows about "muh hacking", knows about "muh programming", but he can't obtain a user group that the admins have set up.

There is an all-faculty email address in Exchange, but I had no access to send to it. I did the next best thing and scraped their online faculty/staff directory. The funny thing is, I think their shitty email server dropped half the messages. More people got the second wave I sent from a VPS.

So the question is, where is Mama Bear? She had to know about us by now, where is our two-for-one Lolcow special?

She knows about this, and has expressed the fact that she doesn't have time for your immaturity.

The mass sending of emails is curious as well. I wanted to say it was in some violation of the SPAM Act, but that specifically relates to marketing. I'm wondering at what point this constitutes harassment, and more interestingly, as it is directed at faculty of an educational facility he attends/attended, it could fall under cyberbullying laws, which is what they are designed to protect.

I read the CAN-SPAM act very closely before sending those emails. Definitely not illegal, and notifying people of events they might be affected by is not harassment.

Gateway error means the website isn't responding to Cloudflare. It's either down, he broke something, or he disabled it.

I was preemptively hardening my origin server against idiotic DoS attempts you might make. In the process I DoS'd it myself, then fixed it until it stayed up. It's a dedicated server with a metric f-ton of bandwidth, but there were some layer 7 attacks that it was susceptible to.

As a Catholic I'm just happy that for some reason we don't actually get a ton of these type fools. Skylar would seem better suited for the Westbrook Baptists. It's a damn shame they hate Catholics about as much as they hate the gayz and the Joos. It's also obvious that Skylar was homeschooled, and not subject to any actual Catholic Education. One Nun with a ruler would have solved the bulk of his problems in a very very short time. First rule of Catholic School, you don't get to make or questions the rules!

I was homeschooled with courses from an accredited Catholic high school. Trust me, there was a lot of religion.

Also listed in his grievances is they got him kicked out of teaching at "Merit Badge University" which according to light googling is exactly that, a Boy Scout thing where he could have volunteered to help out his fellow scouts.
Either this is an example of the school trolling this kid completely, or how he fucked up so bad even scouts are disowning him. He's got nothing now.

Most of the scouts are on my side against the college.

If you try to tell him he's an asshole, his website gives you this message.

I was tired of getting low-effort insults in my inbox, so I decided to make people think a bit more before sending. One person said "(rhymes with spigot)" because they wanted to call me a bigot really badly.

The cringest thing is how he's on the prowl for sjws but any idiot can see he's using their tactics but only through a traditional Catholic lens.

Fight crazy with crazy. It's entertaining to watch their minds short-circuit and implode, if nothing else.

Even a man of Theology and Philosophy can only take so much from a whiny man child.

In Catholic culture, telling someone you're praying for them is a sign of goodwill and friendship.

Late but, former Walmart employee here. They probably were just mad he hit the button combo that sends the card reader into a reset cycle. The ones Walmart uses are fucking garbage, and if put into the reboot cycle can take several minutes to get back to a usable state, and that's assuming it doesn't shit itself completely and need you to call the horrible, mentally deficient outscourced tech support guys with the nigh incomprehensible accents to try to fix it from the server end.

Edit: Or they saw a guy fiddling with the card reader and assumed he was putting a sniffer in the magnetic strip to steal credit card info, although this is becoming less and less common with the new chip cards.

Also the LP guys are basically high school bullies who never grew up and can smell locker shove fodder a mile away, which I mean just look at Skyler.

I concur, Walmart tech is total garbage. I saw a gift registry kiosk with the error message "Error: The operation completed successfully." I was able to tell from the dialog border that they finally upgraded from XP, so that's a plus I guess.

I did the credit card thing at a register in Electronics, while talking to an acquaintance who works there. It rebooted in about a minute. He knew what I was doing, the manglement was a different story.

One of the reasons the LP guy cited for kicking me out was that I "turned your phone into a computer". He also accused me of "installing viruses" on demo PCs. I will admit I stuck a Linux USB in one of them, but it was already screwed up and wouldn't work right, and I didn't install anything.

@Tempest could we add "Skylar the Troll Master" to the list of aliases in the title, please? The connection is made through the title of youtube user "skylarmt" and he then uses this alias on other sites to do bad, awkward commenting (Disqus) and to promote his youtube channel (Google+).
View attachment 247929 He does actually upload some videos. Old computer boots, general geek lore, and a cat clip compilation set to Katy Perry.
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This is pretty gay.

Disqus account: Link Archive
Google+ account: Link Archive

BRB, monetizing it.

And most of those videos are from a 3-credit college class that met for three hours in the evening once a week to watch and make YouTube videos.

This is not a recommended use of that water filter, needless to say.

No shit, Sherlock. That's why I was filming.
 
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