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Skylar Ittner said:
You guys suck at doxxing. That's a VoIP number I pay $4.95 a month for so I don't have to put my cell number everywhere. Try calling it. It's a Bozeman number because I liked the 404, it being a software company and all.



I am not some SUPER L33T H4XX0R, nor do I try to be. There are other areas of computer science I find more enjoyable, like making apps.

I fully recognize how shitty that van is. I knew that while I was building it. That video is supposed to be funny. The van was shitty before I started modding it. The shocks would shear their bolts off and drag on the ground. Right now, it's sitting in the driveway because it decided to not shift out of second gear ever, and I don't care enough to get it fixed.

The TerranQuest code is written like that because I spent a while adjusting the numbers until I was happy with the curve.

PHP: 
// Update the user's health and level
$exp = pow(pow(floor($user['level']) + 1, 2), -1.2);
$userlevel = $user['level'] + $exp;
// If the new level is a whole int bigger than the current
$dolevelup = false;
if (floor($userlevel) > floor($user['level'])) {
   $dolevelup = true;
   $newmaxhp = floor($userlevel) * 100;
   $database->update('players', ['energy' => $newmaxhp, 'maxenergy' => $newmaxhp, 'level' => $userlevel], ['uuid' => $_SESSION['uuid']]);
} else {
   $database->update('players', ['energy' => $userhp, 'level' => $userlevel], ['uuid' => $_SESSION['uuid']]);
}

The level fractions are rounded down everywhere else.



Let's see you build a metal rack with $20 at Lowe's. It has plenty of ventilation, the servers bolt in securely, and if something catches fire, the most valuable thing in there is $40.



No. I know some Catholics who do though, they're interesting and think I'm too liberal.



I never did that. That bit from the report is taken out of context and exaggerated.

Here's a gem from the report: "It is more likely than not that a reasonable person would construe his messages to mean that homosexuals were going to hell (at best) or he wanted them dead (at worst); that they are "disordered;" and that they are immoral if they enter into sex or a lawful marriage".

Let's break it down: I never indicated that gay people were going to hell, nothing I posted had anything about wanting people dead, a poster said homosexual *acts* are disordered (not people), and the last bit is literally almost word-for-word what the Catholic Church teaches.

The report also mentions that people took offense at a Catechism reference on a poster, which is interesting, since the reference was a citation for the quote covering the rest of the poster. It shows that they not only didn't bother looking up the reference, but were also woefully uneducated in Catholic teaching.



TIL that NPR and Protestant friends = ultra-conservative Catholic cult.



I would like to point out that you guys are basically taking shots in the dark at me and hoping something is true. This thread has become an anti-Skylar circlejerk, nothing more.
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Prove us wrong kid. Better than you have tried and failed. Although you're the only one who managed to get a group like Fancy/ Cozy Bear on your ass.

Cato said:
You've heard the saying "don't poke the bear," yes? It's even literal in this case.

But hey, I love your unwavering cockiness in spite of repeated humiliation, failure, and exposed incompetence. Never change, my friend.
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Agreed, people like him always produce more content off the Farms.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
I make shitty stuff to make people laugh, like a clown with balloon animals
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When it comes to cheap shitty web apps, you are now competing with millions of very well trained programmers in India and China. Not a great niche for an American. I do enjoy your act, though. Keep it up.
 
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homonculus said:
When it comes to cheap shitty web apps, you are now competing with millions of very well trained programmers in India and China.
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There's also Eastern European programmers who are enslaved to program, I knew of a Polish Linux Programmer who almost got put into a shipping container with other Poles and shipped to the UK and they would spend all their time in it programming (it was all consensual too).

All this competition Skylar has to deal with. I mean not only are their cheap programmers but you can actually buy and sell programming slaves, even Linux programming slaves.

What does Skylar have that would cause someone to choose him and not cheap workers or even slaves to do what Skylar says he's good at?
 
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You know @Skylar Ittner I'd be happy to dox your sister if she was 18. You think we suck at doxing, but really it's not hard to find all your shit and everything your family does. Every single one of you leave a massive digital footprint online. Admit your mistakes before more shit is not only found on you, but your family as well. There are already people here that want to know about your mother.
 
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I love STEM majors like this person Skylar. I went to University in US to get my degrees. Many times I run into people like this. Modern engineering, no matter the discipline, it is critical to have ability to work with others, recognize and deal with personal weaknesses, and communicate complex topics across social and educational barriers.

I get paid good money because people like Sylar cannot work in industrial or even office setting without causing problems. My shit English seems minor compared to potential HR lawsuit or construction worker beating up weirdo on a site.

Also, as Orthodox, it is very humorous to see Catholics and Protestants fighting all the time online. Who cares? Both are heretics!

This is a joke.
 
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doubledigitgendergap said:
Is this legit?
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Upon information and belief, I say it is legit.

It's trivial to get a street address from that number, so I didn't bother to include that information.

Normally I wouldn't indulge, but when he stood up on his hind legs and begged for it, I found that I could not refuse the man-child.
 
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