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[SydBarrett]

It's strange how Skylar, despite professing to be a devout Catholic, has several beliefs that are more commonly found in radical Protestantism.

honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if he's never stepped in a church (Catholic or otherwise) and all of his theology comes from mama ittner

 

[Skylar Ittner]

I just went back and looked at the OP and man is weird to see what he looks like. He literally looks like a child. It's still jarring even though I've seen it before.

Once again, that picture is several years out of date. I am no longer 17.

Skylar: that's a girl name in my neck of the woods.

It's a unisex name, stfu. I actually know another man with the same name (but he spells his differently). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylar

The obvious answer is he doesn't have any formal education because he was expelled from college.

Perhaps it's explained elsewhere, but what was he taking at Carroll before he was expelled? My guess is IT or computer programming.

I have high school + 3.6 years of college. I was a couple months away from a BA in Computer Science.

In case anyone wants anything other than Reddit threads from Skylar, he play's a lot of Minecraft as well.

Well there's a SkylarMT on a site called "peefans dot com" @Meowthkip http://archive.is/eyBRK

I used to play Minecraft. Now I mainly use it for a PC benchmark. And I found that peefans account when Googling my username several years ago, it's not me. There's also a skylarmt on eBay and Twitter, both accounts have zero activity and are not mine (I tried to claim them once, but no luck).

http://ittnersoft.atspace.cc/pokeapps/

Wow, I had no idea I had that website. It was a long time ago, I'm surprised it's still online.

 

[AnonAutismo]

Once again, that picture is several years out of date. I am no longer 17.

Mind sharing something more recent?

 

[Lunachu]

Mind sharing something more recent?

I doubt he would. He's probably doughier now than ever.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

I doubt he would. He's probably doughier now than ever.

I've actually lost about 15 pounds.

 

[Lunachu]

I've actually lost about 15 pounds.

Prove it.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Once again, that picture is several years out of date. I am no longer 17.



It's a unisex name, stfu. I actually know another man with the same name (but he spells his differently). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylar



I have high school + 3.6 years of college. I was a couple months away from a BA in Computer Science.



I used to play Minecraft. Now I mainly use it for a PC benchmark. And I found that peefans account when Googling my username several years ago, it's not me. There's also a skylarmt on eBay and Twitter, both accounts have zero activity and are not mine (I tried to claim them once, but no luck).



Wow, I had no idea I had that website. It was a long time ago, I'm surprised it's still online.

But why did you choose to forfeit your education and future for something so dumb and meaningless? You had so many chances to apologize and carry on with your education, but you were so hellbent with those posters. They weren't even that good considering all it is a sheet or two with really big font size. The school didn't even care about the posters, they cared more about your behavior (how aggressive you act when others disagree with you). So, why would you do all of this a few months before you graduate and get a degree?

 

[Ruin]

But why did you choose to forfeit your education and future for something so dumb and meaningless? You had so many chances to apologize and carry on with your education, but you were so hellbent with those posters. They weren't even that good considering all it is a sheet or two with really big font size. The school didn't even care about the posters, they cared more about your behavior (how aggressive you act when others disagree with you). So, why would you do all of this a few months before you graduate and get a degree?

:autism:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Once again, that picture is several years out of date. I am no longer 17.



It's a unisex name, stfu. I actually know another man with the same name (but he spells his differently). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skylar



I have high school + 3.6 years of college. I was a couple months away from a BA in Computer Science.



I used to play Minecraft. Now I mainly use it for a PC benchmark. And I found that peefans account when Googling my username several years ago, it's not me. There's also a skylarmt on eBay and Twitter, both accounts have zero activity and are not mine (I tried to claim them once, but no luck).



Wow, I had no idea I had that website. It was a long time ago, I'm surprised it's still online.

Most recent post about Minecraft and modding it was June 2017 from what I've seen. Also, you don't benchmark with fucking Minecraft. Last time anyone ever did that was just before the old 1.2.5 beta update when the game had a terrible way of saving games, and that was only used to benchmark hard drives and SSD's.

 

[AnOminous]

If you start from the premise that evolution is an incompatible and conflicting theory to your religion, then the notion that governments shouldn't require schools to teach it is still a secular point of view. Most protestant denominations don't consider the theory of evolution to be incompatible anymore, but the ones that do aren't really violating the protestant ideals of secularism when they throw a fit over it being taught in schools.

As other scientific theories go, it's a fairly common claim that Galileo was imprisoned for life for just saying the Earth orbited the Sun. The actual events were more complicated, though.

 

[Right To Bear Blarms]

I have high school + 3.6 years of college. I was a couple months away from a BA in Computer Science.

Having any college experience without a degree means pretty much zilch.

Also a BA in CS instead of a BS? A true genius indeed getting an arts degree in a STEM field.

 

[Ruin]

Having any college experience without a degree means pretty much zilch.

Also a BA in CS instead of a BS? A true genius indeed getting an arts degree in a STEM field.

Lol really? A BA in stem field is practically code for "I was too stupid to do the math."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lol really? A BA in stem field is practically code for "I was too stupid to do the math."

It could be what they consider any computer science field. If so, it speaks volumes about how bad the college is. A proper school it would be a BS


Edit: How the school is set up.
https://www.carroll.edu/academic-programs/core-degree-requirements

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He should have gone to a Christian Brothers school. They would've beat the stupid out of him. Instead he was homeschooled, and now he's Mommy's Little Gold Star Boy with a direct line to God.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Once again, that picture is several years out of date. I am no longer 17.

You were 17 in 2013. It's only been four years. You can't have changed THAT radically. Unless you accidentally a bike or into a wall.

I have high school + 3.6 years of college. I was a couple months away from a BA in Computer Science.

And you flushed it all down the drain. That little slip of paper you get at the end of college means so much these days, especially for somebody claiming to run a freakin' business in computer industry or something.

Of course, you saying you were getting a Bachelor's of Arts in Comp Sci as opposed to a Bachelor's of Science, proves you don't give that much of a shit about having one in the first place.

I used to play Minecraft. Now I mainly use it for a PC benchmark. And I found that peefans account when Googling my username several years ago, it's not me. There's also a skylarmt on eBay and Twitter, both accounts have zero activity and are not mine (I tried to claim them once, but no luck).

You tried to claim the peefans account?

But why did you choose to forfeit your education and future for something so dumb and meaningless? You had so many chances to apologize and carry on with your education, but you were so hellbent with those posters. They weren't even that good considering all it is a sheet or two with really big font size. The school didn't even care about the posters, they cared more about your behavior (how aggressive you act when others disagree with you). So, why would you do all of this a few months before you graduate and get a degree?

Because his ego. Also, evidenced by his relative immaturity because he was in college at only age 17, instead of junior year of high school. Being 'intelligent' isn't the same as having social experience, especially if one is autistic.

Having any college experience without a degree means pretty much zilch.

Also a BA in CS instead of a BS? A true genius indeed getting an arts degree in a STEM field.

Try contacting Mass. 8th District Senator Candidate Brianna Wu - they have just about as much college experience as you do in computers!

He should have gone to a Christian Brothers school. They would've beat the stupid out of him. Instead he was homeschooled, and now he's Mommy's Little Gold Star Boy with a direct line to God.

Lifetime movie when?

 

[Spellskite]

@Skylar Ittner , from one Pokemon autist to another, would you be up for a match? If you beat me I'll wire you some money for your billboard. Gen 6, gen 7, showdown, whatever you want; I'm down for any ruleset or tier that you choose.

If I somehow manage to beat you, hmmm...how about you have to write @Fancy Bear a nice thank you note for teaching you so much about how technology actually works. I really, really doubt I can beat a talented person such as yourself, but I'm still willing to wager on it. How about it?

 

[Optimus Prime]

@Skylar Ittner , from one Pokemon autist to another, would you be up for a match? If you beat me I'll wire you some money for your billboard. Gen 6, gen 7, showdown, whatever you want; I'm down for any ruleset or tier that you choose.

If I somehow manage to beat you, hmmm...how about you have to write @Fancy Bear a nice thank you note for teaching you so much about how technology actually works. I really, really doubt I can beat a talented person such as yourself, but I'm still willing to wager on it. How about it?

Be sure to record this match so he can't claim to have won when he loses (or disconnects)

 

[captn_kettle]

Most recent post about Minecraft and modding it was June 2017 from what I've seen. Also, you don't benchmark with fucking Minecraft. Last time anyone ever did that was just before the old 1.2.5 beta update when the game had a terrible way of saving games, and that was only used to benchmark hard drives and SSD's.

Lol benchmarking in Minecraft. It reminds me of when everyone laughed at the Xbox one reveal.

"It runs 4k 60fps, 4k guise 4k, it's got fucking 4k!

And now, let's see Minecraft in 4k"

 

[Spellskite]

Be sure to record this match so he can't claim to have won when he loses (or disconnects)

Hey now, there's no reason to be so untrustworthy. I think we all know that when Skylar starts something, he sees it through to the end.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Lol benchmarking in Minecraft. It reminds me of when everyone laughed at the Xbox one reveal.

"It runs 4k 60fps, 4k guise 4k, it's got fucking 4k!

And now, let's see Minecraft in 4k"

As I said, it was only used to benchmark hard drives. You would get literal thousands of files in one save back in the day.

I was actually amazed that Mojang/ Microsoft would bother with shaders. Players been doing that since OptiFine came out. I just thought it was sad that they tried to pass it off as something new.