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Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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Unfortunately for Skylar, you do not learn physics, multivariable calculus and linear algebra suckling at the teat of mama. He had no choice but to take the BA path: comparison of BA and BS degree requirements.
Given his youth and lack of mathematical background, this lad is a real paper tiger even when it comes to malware data collection and analysis. He knows enough jargon to seem threatening, but he does not have the technical ability to deliver. Big data very quickly gets too big, and without fluency in something like python and a good understanding of the linear algebra that can be used to reduce large datasets to simple relationships, you are left to sort sand by color on the beach.
Another facet of this cow that has shined is the crudeness of his projects. He will reinvent the wheel as an oval. You saw his embarrassment of a mainframe rack. Now check these out:
Look at the quality of those cuts. Have you ever heard of sand paper, Skylar? Why didn't you just velcro down the keyboard? Why didn't you at least drill holes and then use appropriate length black teflon bolts, nuts, and washers so the thing would actually look cool? I'm sure it works just fine for when you need to drive around and sniff packets on your neighbors open networks, but damn you are a neanderthal when it comes to fabrication
It is clear Skylar does not appreciate the value of a polished product. As null stated so well he does not learn. Life's biggest lesson will be that what is considered excellent work for a student is not even adequate for a professional. Kudos on you, mama Ittner, for producing a useless human being. I hope you like him, because he's gonna be around for a while!
edit:decimal places... had integers on the mind.
Given his youth and lack of mathematical background, this lad is a real paper tiger even when it comes to malware data collection and analysis. He knows enough jargon to seem threatening, but he does not have the technical ability to deliver. Big data very quickly gets too big, and without fluency in something like python and a good understanding of the linear algebra that can be used to reduce large datasets to simple relationships, you are left to sort sand by color on the beach.
Another facet of this cow that has shined is the crudeness of his projects. He will reinvent the wheel as an oval. You saw his embarrassment of a mainframe rack. Now check these out:
Check out the mathematical "formulae" behind TerranQuest. Pretty standard stuff, then he drops this stinker:
-Which obviously simplifies to (userlevel+1)^-2.4. I am too lazy to check the source code on github, but I would guess it is the same there. We can be thankful for optimization routines that automatically simplify code like this in modern high level programming languages, but is he pulled this shit in C or fortran he'd really be fucking himself. So did he not learn exponent laws in middle school algebra with mama Ittner?
-Next there is the expense of saving userlevel as a "number with a bunch of decimel places". Are there actual levels, or does the level require a near-continuous distribution? There is a computational and memory expense to those decimals that was not considered if a near-continuous distribution for level was not required, given that "userlevel" is included in every other formula. I will not be playing the game, so I will never know. Maybe some other intrepid soul can investigate.
-Finally the use of the latin pluralization of formula. FORMULAE. We get it, Skylar, you are a pretentious little cocksucker that values looking smart over making yourself smarter. Stop smacking us in the face with it. Even pure mathematics journals use "formulas" unless the author in some emeritus on his death bed trying to make a statement.
-Which obviously simplifies to (userlevel+1)^-2.4. I am too lazy to check the source code on github, but I would guess it is the same there. We can be thankful for optimization routines that automatically simplify code like this in modern high level programming languages, but is he pulled this shit in C or fortran he'd really be fucking himself. So did he not learn exponent laws in middle school algebra with mama Ittner?
-Next there is the expense of saving userlevel as a "number with a bunch of decimel places". Are there actual levels, or does the level require a near-continuous distribution? There is a computational and memory expense to those decimals that was not considered if a near-continuous distribution for level was not required, given that "userlevel" is included in every other formula. I will not be playing the game, so I will never know. Maybe some other intrepid soul can investigate.
-Finally the use of the latin pluralization of formula. FORMULAE. We get it, Skylar, you are a pretentious little cocksucker that values looking smart over making yourself smarter. Stop smacking us in the face with it. Even pure mathematics journals use "formulas" unless the author in some emeritus on his death bed trying to make a statement.
It is clear Skylar does not appreciate the value of a polished product. As null stated so well he does not learn. Life's biggest lesson will be that what is considered excellent work for a student is not even adequate for a professional. Kudos on you, mama Ittner, for producing a useless human being. I hope you like him, because he's gonna be around for a while!
edit:decimal places... had integers on the mind.
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Wow, I have to admit, I didn't know you could make either a BA or a BS in the same subject in the USA. Informatics/Computer Science is always BS in Germany. What could you even do with a BA in this subject? Why should a employer choose you over your fellow graduate with a BS? Where's the appeal?
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Probably exactly what she wants, some parents go out of their way to keep their precious babies as close to home and baby like for as long as possible. Kids raised like this when forced out of the nest to interact with the real world never seem to handle it very well.
See; Skylar interacts with reasonable college staff.
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Instant gratification and participation trophy culture strikes again. He wanted a hackermobile NOW NOW NOW NOW so he built the cheapest and shittiest one he could and then his mommy told him what a clever, resourceful genius he is for doing so. I wonder how many batteries and alternators he burned out before that poor monstrosity gave up the ghost altogether?
Here's your trophy @Skylar Ittner
It was cut just as well as the board for your mobile "desk".
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Spoon with your mom and collect tard bucks for your autism.
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No one ever TOLD me you shouldn't build a server rack out of wood.
My $30 hacker van works juuuuuuuuuuuust fine!
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BA is the "humanities" track. Imagine you're a psychologist or something and you want to learn just enough programming to build apps with some basic functionality for yourself but don't want to have to learn how to tackle real problems. Or as others have mentioned you just want to skip learning some of that "useless" math and statistics and whatnot that real scientists always seem to keep bringing up.
That's basically what Skyler didn't even finish, the baby version of CS that's supposed to be paired with a humanities degree except without the humanities degree. There's only one reason you would ever choose one over a BS if it wasn't paired with something more applicable to the job: you can pay them less.
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It's a shame you hate gays Skylar because I think I love you and that's probably the only time anyone will ever tell you that.
I guess stuff like web design, UI/UX shit, any communication design stuff, would be what you pair with a BA in computer science, right?
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This is the future his wacky mom has set up for him.
Any normal parent would do anything to make sure he graduated and stopped making an ass of himself.
Instead she made it worse.
Like mother, like son.
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Tell me Skylar doesn't end up one of those spastics who think there hasn't been a real Pope since Pius IX.
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Well, he literally uses the terms "Vatican I" and "Vatican II," so I think it may be a bit late to worry about him "ending up" that way.
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That's literally the usual names of the two ecumenical councils, though. Has he specifically denounced Vatican II?
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According to reports from his college, he disparaged "Vatican II" while angrily arguing with other students in his classes who made pro-diversity statements.
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He was obviously raised in a very insular environment, where mom kept him from learning anything that contradicted her interpretation of Catholicism. I'm not surprised that he blew a gasket in class when people disagreed with him, he's been taught his beliefs aren't just beliefs, they're laws of nature. So when people espoused views that clashed with his narrow world view, he didn't know how to handle it, and that's why he got mad. In a public school, or even a good private one, you quickly learn that not everyone has had the same experiences as you, and thus have different views on various subjects.
I wonder if he was even allowed friends from outside his church. It sounds like he was raised in an almost cult-like environment.
I wonder if he was even allowed friends from outside his church. It sounds like he was raised in an almost cult-like environment.
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You guys suck at doxxing. That's a VoIP number I pay $4.95 a month for so I don't have to put my cell number everywhere. Try calling it. It's a Bozeman number because I liked the 404, it being a software company and all.
I am not some SUPER L33T H4XX0R, nor do I try to be. There are other areas of computer science I find more enjoyable, like making apps.
I fully recognize how shitty that van is. I knew that while I was building it. That video is supposed to be funny. The van was shitty before I started modding it. The shocks would shear their bolts off and drag on the ground. Right now, it's sitting in the driveway because it decided to not shift out of second gear ever, and I don't care enough to get it fixed.
The TerranQuest code is written like that because I spent a while adjusting the numbers until I was happy with the curve.
PHP:
// Update the user's health and level
$exp = pow(pow(floor($user['level']) + 1, 2), -1.2);
$userlevel = $user['level'] + $exp;
// If the new level is a whole int bigger than the current
$dolevelup = false;
if (floor($userlevel) > floor($user['level'])) {
$dolevelup = true;
$newmaxhp = floor($userlevel) * 100;
$database->update('players', ['energy' => $newmaxhp, 'maxenergy' => $newmaxhp, 'level' => $userlevel], ['uuid' => $_SESSION['uuid']]);
} else {
$database->update('players', ['energy' => $userhp, 'level' => $userlevel], ['uuid' => $_SESSION['uuid']]);
}The level fractions are rounded down everywhere else.
Let's see you build a metal rack with $20 at Lowe's. It has plenty of ventilation, the servers bolt in securely, and if something catches fire, the most valuable thing in there is $40.
No. I know some Catholics who do though, they're interesting and think I'm too liberal.
I never did that. That bit from the report is taken out of context and exaggerated.
Here's a gem from the report: "It is more likely than not that a reasonable person would construe his messages to mean that homosexuals were going to hell (at best) or he wanted them dead (at worst); that they are "disordered;" and that they are immoral if they enter into sex or a lawful marriage".
Let's break it down: I never indicated that gay people were going to hell, nothing I posted had anything about wanting people dead, a poster said homosexual *acts* are disordered (not people), and the last bit is literally almost word-for-word what the Catholic Church teaches.
The report also mentions that people took offense at a Catechism reference on a poster, which is interesting, since the reference was a citation for the quote covering the rest of the poster. It shows that they not only didn't bother looking up the reference, but were also woefully uneducated in Catholic teaching.
TIL that NPR and Protestant friends = ultra-conservative Catholic cult.
I would like to point out that you guys are basically taking shots in the dark at me and hoping something is true. This thread has become an anti-Skylar circlejerk, nothing more.
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It still seems to annoy you to no end, otherwise you wouldn't give any fucks about some random guys and gals who are shit talking in the Interwebs.