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[Skylar Ittner]

I wonder if our friends at @Fancy Bear might find this financial information...useful?

Probably not, seeing as I cropped out all the transaction numbers and stuff.

publicly listed as being a malware distributor.

Why don't you go check again? It turns out antivirus companies take false positives very seriously, and pushed out updates when I emailed them "Some idiots on an online forum submitted an Android APK file (attached) to multiple security vendors, in an attempt to make my business fail or something."

 

[Rhysuu]

Probably not, seeing as I cropped out all the transaction numbers and stuff.



Why don't you go check again? It turns out antivirus companies take false positives very seriously, and pushed out updates when I emailed them "Some idiots on an online forum submitted an Android APK file (attached) to multiple security vendors, in an attempt to make my business fail or something."

Skylar I still want to have sex with you. Your immense wealth you inherited from your dead grandma or whatever makes me very horny. Please! Come to me!

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

It's been a good year so far for my bank account.
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Nice to see mommy dropped off your living expenses for the next six months. Shame it's all going to get funneled out of your account to buy Putin some custom-tailored "Confrontational Bulge" pants.

 

[AnOminous]

Probably not, seeing as I cropped out all the transaction numbers and stuff.

Hope that $22k lasts you for the rest of your life because nobody is hiring you to do anything. Or maybe it will last you until you qualify for tard bucks for your mental disabilities.

 

[Marvin]

He's shown so sign of wanting to go back and finish college to get the degree, as he apparently thinks he knows enough about computers to get a pass.

I was under the (perhaps false) impression that there was something fucky about his school or something. Like can he possibly transfer someone and salvage his credits and do something with them?

Or is he starting from scratch?

 

[Ashley]

Probably not, seeing as I cropped out all the transaction numbers and stuff.



Why don't you go check again? It turns out antivirus companies take false positives very seriously, and pushed out updates when I emailed them "Some idiots on an online forum submitted an Android APK file (attached) to multiple security vendors, in an attempt to make my business fail or something."

Calling @Fancy Bear idiots? You really do never learn. Damnatio ad bestias.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Calling @Fancy Bear idiots?

Fancy Bear didn't go "lololol, get rekt, blacklisted, malware distributor", that was everyone else. FB simply reported a file as malware.

I'm just gonna quote this:

Here's an example of misinformed tech sperging: that "malware" apk he had on his site. No one gives a shit about that. There's a shitload of little android projects on github that do the same thing.

Some people started going on about how ruined his career was because of that. This thread is embarrassing to read.

 

[Cato]

@Skylar Ittner - In all seriousness, your resilience in the face of overwhelming opposition would actually be an admirable quality if you were able to temper it with some humility and ability and willingness to recognize when you're actually wrong, and learn from it. I almost respect that you do not back down from a fight...if only you could learn what was actually worth fighting over.

 

[The Fool]

Maybe his mommy died and he inherited the money and now his mother is sitting in a chair in the attic watching her bestest boy run their family-owned motel

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Hey @Skylar Ittner, use your money for good.

https://www.translifeline.org/donate

 

[Null]

His money is from cryptocurrencies. @Fancy Bear found the private keys to his crypto wallets in his email but was kind enough not to take the funds. You are eternally in his debt for not doing so, you dumb pile of shit. I find solace in the name of the LORD that smugness and covetous greed is met with eternal fire.

 

[HG 400]

Fancy Bear is good people.

 

[Ashley]

Fancy Bear didn't go "lololol, get rekt, blacklisted, malware distributor", that was everyone else. FB simply reported a file as malware.

I'm just gonna quote this:

You called the person(s) that submitted the APK idiots. Fancy Bear submitted the file. Please--by all means--continue backpedaling in fear for our amusement.

 

[The Fool]

Skylar is such a disrespectful little piece of shit. I don't want Fancy Bear to do anything to him, it's not worth it, they have a good name and deserve to keep it, but jesus christ I hope Skylar gets mugged or something.

 

[Null]

Skylar is such a disrespectful little piece of shit. I don't want Fancy Bear to do anything to him, it's not worth it, they have a good name and deserve to keep it, but jesus christ I hope Skylar gets mugged or something.

Smug is a cancer. Nothing, absolutely nothing, drives people away so quickly, or makes them revel in your torment so much as smug does.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Probably not, seeing as I cropped out all the transaction numbers and stuff.

@Fancy Bear hacked your SMS communications. All you've done by posting this is give them help in identifying your bank accounts because oh look, there's a check deposit of $22k. At the exact same time as in the picture you posted.

Why don't you go check again? It turns out antivirus companies take false positives very seriously, and pushed out updates when I emailed them "Some idiots on an online forum submitted an Android APK file (attached) to multiple security vendors, in an attempt to make my business fail or something."

Yes, please do call @Fancy Bear, the same badasses who hacked the Democratic National Convention and fucked a new asshole in your fat ass by hacking every single one of your accounts for all to see, a bunch of idiots on a forum.

You're literally poking a sleeping bear here. After it mauled you. Twice.

I was under the (perhaps false) impression that there was something fucky about his school or something. Like can he possibly transfer someone and salvage his credits and do something with them?

Or is he starting from scratch?

After fifty+ lawyers turned him down and his well documented ranting against the establishment online, no college is going to take him.

Fancy Bear didn't go "lololol, get rekt, blacklisted, malware distributor", that was everyone else. FB simply reported a file as malware.

Because it fucking was.

 

[___-]

Smug is a cancer. Nothing, absolutely nothing, drives people away so quickly, or makes them revel in your torment so much as smug does.

 

[captn_kettle]

It's been a good year so far for my bank account.
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Lol why are you boasting about this? Because you got a lump sum payment?

Congratulations but you fucked up your education which would have lead to a yearly salary higher than this. Span this out over 40 years you would earn $557.90 per year, $46.50 per month.

Is anyone supposed to be impressed you scarified a decent career for less than $47 per month? You still don't have a career, and its not like you're getting 22.5k per month. So i'm wondering exactly what your point is?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

How much electricity did you steal from your mom lol

 

[Feline Darkmage]

How much electricity did you steal from your mom lol

Enough to buy and power Kraut's vibrating nipple clamps that he plans to use for his own nefarious, sexually deviant purposes.