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[Rokko]

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[BestUserName]

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Thank you very much.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Thank you very much.

I'll take "Sanctimonious Assholes Who Never Learn" for $500 Alex!
EDIT: Not you, @BestUserName, the subject of this thread. Just wanted to make sure that was clear.

 

[BestUserName]

I'll take "Sanctimonious Assholes Who Never Learn" for $500 Alex!
EDIT: Not you, @BestUserName, the subject of this thread. Just wanted to make sure that was clear.

Don't worry, it's okay.

 

[MG 620]

That is one way to justify your eternal virgin status, Skylar!

 

[Cato]

I was bored so I thought I'd see what Skylar has been up to, and he hasn't changed one bit.

Still complaining about his expulsion from college, as recently as an hour ago:

Still talking about having the cops called on him for creeping on children:

Still playing space lawyer (pro tip: witness testimony constitutes "evidence" - this is pretty basic shit):

Still arguing about the Bible regularly:

And in my favorite recent post, he implies that homosexuals should still marry people of the opposite sex because "there's more to marriage than sexual attraction":

 

[Water-T]

Jesus, what a faggot.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

You know, just last night I was thinking fondly of Fancy Bear and the almighty trouncing he gave Skylar.

 

[Rhysuu]

Ahaha I missed Skylar, I hope he comes back here to visit someday. He hasn't changed even the slightest in the year and a half since this thread began. I wonder how that feels

 

[dunbrine47]

I wonder if Skylar had the foresight to cash out the bitcoins Fancy Bear found on him?

 

[glass_houses]

I wonder if Skylar had the foresight to cash out the bitcoins Fancy Bear found on him?

He did. He posted a screenshot of his bank account to prove to us his financial superiority. Attempts to explain to him that no matter how much money he had in the bank, he'd still royally fucked up his life in a forever way, fell short.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

So now he's creeping around children in a park enough that the police are called on him?

I sure hope Skylar isn't a pedo looking for kids to diddle, but given everything else about him I wouldn't be that surprised. He kinda gives me the whole 'Jared from Subway' vibe.

Edit: apparently this was discussed on page 11 as well, probably the same incident. Oh how the autism flies!

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

As much as he spergs about gay people and gay sex and gay marriage, I get "closeted-so-tight-there's-not-even-a-crack-of-light-under-the-door" vibe from him.

 

[AF 802]

As much as he spergs about gay people and gay sex and gay marriage, I get "closeted-so-tight-there's-not-even-a-crack-of-light-under-the-door" vibe from him.

Wouldn't be surprised if Skylar trooned out and became Sasha.

 

[Cato]

As much as he spergs about gay people and gay sex and gay marriage, I get "closeted-so-tight-there's-not-even-a-crack-of-light-under-the-door" vibe from him.

The comment about there being "more to marriage than sexual attraction" is an attempt at rationalization to oneself if I've ever seen one.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Ah, Skylar, still making a nuisance of yourself on reddit, eh?

 

[雑音🐈]

Wouldn't be surprised if Skylar trooned out and became Sasha.

I think he's more likely to stay in the closet until either he's in the grave or the inevitable mental breakdown happens.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

Wouldn't be surprised if Skylar trooned out and became Sasha.

Why would he change his name? Skylar is common enough in girls.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

And "Sasha" is actually a masculine nickname in Russian... which I suppose he might as well consider himself, given how hard the Bear owned him.

 

[AnOminous]

And "Sasha" is actually a masculine nickname in Russian... which I suppose he might as well consider himself, given how hard the Bear owned him.

Let's just say he's got a little Russian in him.