Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[NobleGreyHorse]

The way I picture Fancy Bear and metaphorical dicks, it would actually be a lot of Russian in him, but I concede counsel's point for the sake of the phrase.

 

[Karl Franz]

And "Sasha" is actually a masculine nickname in Russian... which I suppose he might as well consider himself, given how hard the Bear owned him.

Sasha is an unisex name, a diminutive from both Alexandr (m) and Alexandra (f)

 

[RodgerDodger]

As much as he spergs about gay people and gay sex and gay marriage, I get "closeted-so-tight-there's-not-even-a-crack-of-light-under-the-door" vibe from him.

Oh hell yes. That has been patently obvious from the beginning.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh hell yes. That has been patently obvious from the beginning.

Oh yeah. That may explain why he's such a dick, he can't handle the contraindication between what he is and what he believes.

 

[PeckingOrder]

So is he still unemployed and living with his parents? Does he think that BitCoin money he cashed in on will last him forever?

 

[DrJonesHat]

So is he still unemployed and living with his parents? Does he think that BitCoin money he cashed in on will last him forever?

He's not unemployed! He totally has a real job that his parents absolutely didn't set up for him! (He might actually have a job, but he twists the facts of a situation so badly we can't trust him).
I wonder if he'll grace us with an appearance, or has he finally learned to keep his head down? Yeah, he's still sperging on Reddit, but if he doesn't come here, there's not nearly as much fuel for the fire.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

So is he still unemployed and living with his parents?

You can guarantee Skylar's unemployed, he's such an arrogant, toxic little shit that finding gainful employment of any kind is going to be a struggle for him. That kind of leads on to living with his parents, he'll live in their house until they die, and probably for a little while after.

 

[AnOminous]

You can guarantee Skylar's unemployed, he's such an arrogant, toxic little shit that finding gainful employment of any kind is going to be a struggle for him. That kind of leads on to living with his parents, he'll live in their house until they die, and probably for a little while after.

He'd probably get fired for some autistic argument where he says they're wrong about something in their employee manual and won't quit sperging until they fire his ass.

 

[Cato]

Guys, he "runs his own business." Just like Vordrak.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He'd probably get fired for some autistic argument where he says they're wrong about something in their employee manual and won't quit sperging until they fire his ass.

And when the manager, against their better judgement tries to sit down with him and talk some sense into him before firing him, he brings his mom in and the situation goes from being a mild setback to being an utter shitshow. And since Skylar is not capable of the kind of self-reflection that makes people keep embarrassing information to himself, we'll know all about it.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Crosspost from take that off the god damned internet

Reporter: Anonymous
Reported URLs:

http://skylarittner.com

Logs or Evidence of Abuse: The operator of an online forum, Kiwi Farms, a site devoted to harassing and slandering people, registered skylarittner.com and is using Cloudflare to redirect it to a URL containing a mixture of false information, misleading information, "doxxing", and harassment against me.

Comments: I would be happy if skylarittner.com simply stops redirecting to the website containing the offensive content.

Makes one think he's having trouble finding employment.

 

[Skeletor]

Still amazes me how he was like less than a year away from getting his degree when he lost his shit and torched his future over some posters. And even then he’s had plenty of opportunities to apologize and make things right with the school.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall." - Proverbs 16:18

 

[Fwiffo]

I really liked when Skylar posted the recording/transcript/whatever of him and his mother dueling with university bureaucrats. My all-time favourite moment was when his mom was berating them for not having cowtowed to Skylar’s demands, and that they should have done so immediately on account of his autism and crippling social retardation. When they asked how they were supposed to have foreknown about these conditions, his mother simply said “... just look at him!”

@Null and @Fancy Bear have nothing on the burns his own mother is capable of producing.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I really liked when Skylar posted the recording/transcript/whatever of him and his mother dueling with university bureaucrats. My all-time favourite moment was when his mom was berating them for not having cowtowed to Skylar’s demands, and that they should have done so immediately on account of his autism and crippling social exceptionalism. When they asked how they were supposed to have foreknown about these conditions, his mother simply said “... just look at him!”

@Null and @Fancy Bear have nothing on the burns his own mother is capable of producing.

And you know they all saw it too but wanted HER to say it

 

[DragoonSierra]

I really liked when Skylar posted the recording/transcript/whatever of him and his mother dueling with university bureaucrats. My all-time favourite moment was when his mom was berating them for not having cowtowed to Skylar’s demands, and that they should have done so immediately on account of his autism and crippling social exceptionalism. When they asked how they were supposed to have foreknown about these conditions, his mother simply said “... just look at him!”

@Null and @Fancy Bear have nothing on the burns his own mother is capable of producing.

link to that?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

So I hate to ask, but is anyone here trying to DDoS netsyms.com? Because somebody has been trying (and failing) for the last two hours.

They're using Tor exit nodes, which is annoying because I can't fuck with them.

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[Apteryx Owenii]

So I hate to ask, but is anyone here trying to DDoS netsyms.com? Because somebody has been trying (and failing) for the last two hours.

join the club, maybe the Sammys over in Englandland assume that your site is somehow associated with KF and have decided to put some welfare money into attacking it too

 

[AprilRains]

They're using Tor exit nodes, which is annoying because I can't fuck with them.

You couldn't anyway.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

join the club, maybe the Sammys over in Englandland assume that your site is somehow associated with KF and have decided to put some welfare money into attacking it too

Well, they're doing a shit job of it. I got a notification of high CPU usage within a couple minutes, and I shut them down within an hour. It would have been faster, but their script didn't get the "403 forbidden" and "dropping all your packets" hints and ended up flooding the TCP stack, so I had to adjust some configs.

You couldn't anyway.

I could at minimum report them to their ISPs for being too l33t.