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No, what he displayed didn't look like launching an attack. It looked like he was tracking some incoming web traffic that he thought was an attack on him. If it was, it wasn't very distributed, as @Anonymus Fluhre noted above. It also wasn't much of an attack.

But I don't think Skylar was claiming to have attacked anyone.
 
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AprilRains said:
No, what he displayed didn't look like launching an attack. It looked like he was tracking some incoming web traffic that he thought was an attack on him. If it was, it wasn't very distributed, as @Anonymus Fluhre noted above. It also wasn't much of an attack.

But I don't think Skylar was claiming to have attacked anyone.
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I am definitely clueless about such things, and more than happy to take your explanation. Hell, I'm pretty much cell phone only. So analog, I am.
Happiest of happy Xmas's to you and yours @AprilRains
 
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To be clear, I was not DDoSing this God-forsaken website. It would be pointless, since the cowards in charge are hiding the entire site behind a Cloudflare firewall. Cloudflare can absorb terabytes of traffic and all you'd get is maybe a blog post bragging about how great they are.

The reason I suspect one of you idiots to be behind the attack is because my server logs contains millions of page requests like these;

Code: 
/search?nsfw=both&sort=-views&search=bear&type=fancy&love=kiwifarms&get=rekt
/accounts/anonymafia@peertube.social/video-channels?god=bear&type=fancy&love=kiwifarms&get=rekt
 
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So sensible precautions are "cowardice". No wonder Fancy Bear found you to be easy meat.

Did it ever occur to you, little boy, that those URLs might have been used to steer you wrong? It's not a fucking cryptographic signature.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
To be clear, I was not DDoSing this God-forsaken website. It would be pointless, since the cowards in charge are hiding the entire site behind a Cloudflare firewall. Cloudflare can absorb terabytes of traffic and all you'd get is maybe a blog post bragging about how great they are.

The reason I suspect one of you idiots to be behind the attack is because my server logs contains millions of page requests like these;

Code: 
/search?nsfw=both&sort=-views&search=bear&type=fancy&love=kiwifarms&get=rekt
/accounts/anonymafia@peertube.social/video-channels?god=bear&type=fancy&love=kiwifarms&get=rekt
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Hasn't stopped Sam (m) from doing his monthly DDoS attacks
 
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Toasty said:
I could be wrong, but I am truly inclined to believe that he tried to ddos us, pus it up on YouTube, then invited us to watch a Livestream of it. It just seems so... Him. I don't think he expected it to have no results, other than recording him breaking the law, but, whatever, another day, another cow.
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He's absolutely that pathetic. As if this site doesn't exist under a constant flood of DDoS. Nool could probably write a fucking textbook on how to cope with them at this point.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
To be clear, I was not DDoSing this God-forsaken website. It would be pointless, since the cowards in charge are hiding the entire site behind a Cloudflare firewall. Cloudflare can absorb terabytes of traffic and all you'd get is maybe a blog post bragging about how great they are.

The reason I suspect one of you idiots to be behind the attack is because my server logs contains millions of page requests like these;

Code: 
/search?nsfw=both&sort=-views&search=bear&type=fancy&love=kiwifarms&get=rekt
/accounts/anonymafia@peertube.social/video-channels?god=bear&type=fancy&love=kiwifarms&get=rekt
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Skylar is making up stories again. Don't poke the bear. What's next, the gays did it?
 
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Billy_Sama said:
Skylar should just give up on this thread and let it die like his college education.
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He can't. He HAS to be right. He has to have the last word. That's why he doesn't have a degree, and that's why he keeps getting anally violated in a purely non-gay way by a certain Russian fellow.
 
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Chamulum said:
This weirdo came out yet?
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Nahhh, not yet. He still gets a handjob from mommy when she brings him milk and cookies and tucks him into bed. Soon, he will troon out and want a man to do the job. Can't live with mommy forever! Oh right, Chris still does and Skylar is on same level as him when it comes to the power of autismo!
 
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Billy_Sama said:
Skylar should just give up on this thread and let it die like his college education.
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I did. It was dead for around nine months. Then someone dug it up and shoved it into my Google Alerts feed a couple weeks ago because they wanted to show everyone how good they are at misinterpreting reddit screenshots.

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he keeps getting anally violated in a purely non-gay way by a certain Russian fellow.
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More like they're humping a tree in my yard while I go back and forth between laughing at and ignoring them.

My websites are still up, despite the ongoing attempts. About once a day they try something new, which I see eventually (it takes a while to notice because the attack isn't even strong enough to register on the graphs) and add another rule to the firewall. Eventually they'll run out of IP addresses that aren't banned so they'll get bored and will go back to rigging elections or drinking vodka or cutting or whatever. This attack hasn't even cost me a cent and it's been going for nearly a week now.
 
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Skylar Ittner said:
More like they're humping a tree in my yard while I go back and forth between laughing at and ignoring them.

My websites are still up, despite the ongoing attempts. About once a day they try something new, which I see eventually (it takes a while to notice because the attack isn't even strong enough to register on the graphs) and add another rule to the firewall. Eventually they'll run out of IP addresses that aren't banned so they'll get bored and will go back to rigging elections or drinking vodka or cutting or whatever. This attack hasn't even cost me a cent and it's been going for nearly a week now.
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@Fancy Bear
 
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