Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

Mogambo said:
Is this a specific person, or does he just have an Aussie fetish? Given how exceptional these people are, I don't even know anymore.
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It seems too specific to be just an Aussie fetish. Why a redhead and why Melbourne - Melbourne isn't Australia's queer Mecca and it's got shitty weather.

Toren's only motivation for moving to any particular location seems to be having found someone to mooch off. There's not a hope in hell of him being allowed here on anything other than a tourist visa, but I'm sure he'd be happy to put 8,000 miles between himself and his past.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if he's setting up someone to mooch off them from afar, knowing full well that he'd never have to follow through on moving because "fuck off we're full" red tape. It's not like having "girlfriends" you've never met is an unusual thing among our troon lolcows.
 
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Mogambo said:
Is this a specific person, or does he just have an Aussie fetish? Given how exceptional these people are, I don't even know anymore.
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Tracking down anybody who gives Toren #analrips isn't worth the time because they're probably not funny and there's apparently a lot of them. It just seems right now Toren is attracted to anybody who isn't Phil.
 
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An Ghost said:
Tracking down anybody who gives Toren #analrips isn't worth the time because they're probably not funny and there's apparently a lot of them. It just seems right now Toren is attracted to anybody who isn't Phil.
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Not to mention the question of how many of them actually exist. I don't believe, for instance, that the notorious #analrips incident happened ("Oh I'm just going to casually mention a really hot guy I've seen" "Oh he was totally into me and we just had sex exactly like the fantasies I keep posting what are the chances").
 
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>"domestiic goddess"

@DT.Miller other than pizza delivery places, which of the grotesque duo usually prepares their food?

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I'd put money on his 'chili' being the poor version where they buy canned stuff and then just add other shit to it. I had an aunt and her famous 'baked beans' were just canned ones where she added chopped onions and bacon and let it simmer til the onions got soft.
 
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