Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

Ill never understand what keeps people like Phill going...

The only person remotely close to him constantly admits he has no sexual or romantic feelings toward him, and openly flirts with others. Phill is either entirely ignoring reality or absolutely hates his life, there cant be an in between here. I imagine strangers look on at him with complete contempt and disgust as well, and his chances at ever having a real stable relationship are likely zero; so where does he get the willpower and confidence to continue his life without wanting to kill himself...? Its truly a mystery.
 
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Baobinga said:
Ill never understand what keeps people like Phill going...

The only person remotely close to him constantly admits he has no sexual or romantic feelings toward him, and openly flirts with others. Phill is either entirely ignoring reality or absolutely hates his life, there cant be an in between here. I imagine strangers look on at him with complete contempt and disgust as well, and his chances at ever having a real stable relationship are likely zero; so where does he get the willpower and confidence to continue his life without wanting to kill himself...? Its truly a mystery.
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If it were possible to graph the range of emotions Phil inspires, I'm pretty sure the charted data would resemble a downward spiral. If you just look at his situation, stuck in a loveless relationship, you want to feel for him. But then, you remember that Phil is the type of guy that brags about kicking abused women out of shelters and manhandling his mom. Which in turn leads you to question how he is able to maintain any kind of relationship, even a loveless one.
 
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nhocgreen said:
These tumblrites just have to have a damn label for every little thing.
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I didn't know what queerplatonic even meant before Slingblade.

Apparently, it means in a relationship where you scam some utterly disgusting, repellent worm of a person you have no intention of ever having sex with, but their money is okay.
 
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Baobinga said:
Phill is either entirely ignoring reality
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If Phil had a super power, this would be it. When called out, he blames his made up mental illnesses or being in 'egg mode,' has recently spent every moment drawing maps for his fake country, thinks he's gonna get homeinvaded by us, thinks he's anything but white. The list goes on you get it. If he gets upset he'll just eat some cheese and pass out and pretend it didn't happen.
 
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An Ghost said:
If Phil had a super power, this would be it. When called out, he blames his made up mental illnesses or being in 'egg mode,' has recently spent every moment drawing maps for his fake country, thinks he's gonna get homeinvaded by us, thinks he's anything but white. The list goes on you get it. If he gets upset he'll just eat some cheese and pass out and pretend it didn't happen.
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Do you think he ever has moments of lucidity, and realizes what a fucking disaster things are for himself?
 
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Baobinga said:
Do you think he ever has moments of lucidity, and realizes what a fucking disaster things are for himself?
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Yeah like posting about Toren leaving him when Toren goes to LA for a week and gets #analrips in the bathroom. But they're very fleeting. Someday he'll really realize what he's done and have 0 power to fix it.
 
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An Ghost said:
If Phil had a super power, this would be it. When called out, he blames his made up mental illnesses or being in 'egg mode,' has recently spent every moment drawing maps for his fake country, thinks he's gonna get homeinvaded by us, thinks he's anything but white. The list goes on you get it. If he gets upset he'll just eat some cheese and pass out and pretend it didn't happen.
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Nah, his only super power is his smell.
 
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Baobinga said:
Ill never understand what keeps people like Phill going...

The only person remotely close to him constantly admits he has no sexual or romantic feelings toward him, and openly flirts with others. Phill is either entirely ignoring reality or absolutely hates his life, there cant be an in between here. I imagine strangers look on at him with complete contempt and disgust as well, and his chances at ever having a real stable relationship are likely zero; so where does he get the willpower and confidence to continue his life without wanting to kill himself...? Its truly a mystery.
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It's his fantasies that keep him going. I actually think he wants to believe that he's this disabled trans-Latinx womanx activist who survived years of abuse and is constantly in mortal peril from Kiwis and Gamergaters who conspire against her constantly while also secretly lusting after her. It's not just about impressing other people, it's about reassuring himself that his life is worth living, even if that reassurance is a lie.

I actually think that his ultimate fate, when he finally has no one to turn to and nowhere to go, will be to just straight-up retreat into his fantasies full-time. He'll become one of those bearded tramps with a shopping cart full of drawings, muttering incomprehensibly about what's happening in Australatina and pissing himself.
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
So odds on Toren leaving while Phil is getting inked in Cali next month?
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Ooo, I don't think kjel-oren has a solid new mark yet, so currently I'd bet 10-1 on staying at casa de phil. I'd go 1-5 on twitter post suggesting sexual escapades from Toren and/or phil posting about how hes worried "girlfriend" is leaving him.
 
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Ruin said:
It must bum Slingblade out that all Phil owns is literal garbage so he can't steal from him.
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BlueArmedDevil said:
So odds on Toren leaving while Phil is getting inked in Cali next month?
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Well...there is the bike.

It'd be hilarious if Toren pawns the bike while Phi's away. He'll blame the kiwis, no doubt.

I don't see Toren moving out soon. But what are the odds of him moving some bedwarmer in?
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
So odds on Toren leaving while Phil is getting inked in Cali next month?
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nhocgreen said:
I don't see Toren moving out soon. But what are the odds of him moving some bedwarmer in?
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Usually, people like Toren don't just vanish suddenly. With people like this, there's generally a predictable pattern of events that take place in the social media macro-verse that need to happen first, to varying degrees of intensity. No troon/cow/drama queen can resist farming the situation for some social status points:

1) They need to find another place/person to leach off of and begin lining that up. Usually telegraphed by a sudden interest in a new group activity they obsess on and vomit all over their social media.

2) There needs to be some contention bubbling to the surface on their social media about them being "Stressed out" about their living/romantic situation. This is critical because it begins separating out the asspatters who are loyal to them vs. those that support whatever/whoever they are getting ready to detach from.

3) Once there is enough public support via likes or whatever for them to be comfortable about their plans (or the asspats from repeated posts about phase 2 dry up), they begin a cycle of histrionics and melodramatic status updates about being in an abusive situation/in crisis or generally cryptic statements, all without any real detail, of course, because you're supposed to ask "what's wrong". All designed to bring the focus on them being a victim or the one who needs help.

4) THE BIG REVEAL that they've "escaped" their current situation and are rebuilding their lives/living situation/relationships. They then shower in asspats and are congratulated for being so brave and courageous.
 
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