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So he and Phil are still claiming they are "queer platonic"
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Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.
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Evicted??? Evicted? I don't think toren remembers that since he's not on Phil's lease and the land lord doesn't know, he's pretty much a drifter and mooch. The only person that would end up evicted would be Phil. What a dipshit.
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Lol, Why do these people have such violent fantasies? I mean its pretty uncivilized to throw bricks through your neighbour's windows, and its not a very feminine thing to do...
Come to think of it, I don't know any men that would resort to such behaviour either...
Its like these troony types of people are so hyper masculine in personality that they think like cavemen, but they are too much of a wimpy little bitch to ever do anything IRL...
These people are truly in a class of their own....
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There definitely seems to be a correlation between violent fantasies and going troon. I think the fact that society has rules really frustrates them - a lot of them go troon because it seems to offer an escape from an unsatisfactory life. Being an "oppressed minority" makes them feel justified in expressing the rage they feel at a world that doesn't revolve around them. If they didn't go troon, they'd probably join white supremacist groups or something.Lol, Why do these people have such violent fantasies? I mean its pretty uncivilized to throw bricks through your neighbour's windows, and its not a very feminine thing to do...
Come to think of it, I don't know any men that would resort to such behaviour either...
Its like these troony types of people are so hyper masculine in personality that they think like cavemen, but they are too much of a wimpy little bitch to ever do anything IRL...
These people are truly in a class of their own....
DragoonSierra
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Not unless toren refused to pay the gay couple next door for the weed he smokes
Maybe they finally got sick of them playing Beyoncé until the early hours of the morning
But I'm putting this one down as "shit that didn't happen"
If Phil actually encountered real transphobia (and not neighbours complaining about the smell/noise) he would be ranting about it on Facebook and milking it for pity bux (or maybe shiting himself and doing nothing).
Also QPGF seems code for Phil gettin cucked and toren has a new sucker, I'm guessing this is just a tester post to see which sicker is going to take him in over Xmas.
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"Queer Platonic" is my favorite Slingbladeism. It's such a ridiculously politically correct way to say, "I'm going to live in your house for free and eat all your food but I don't have to pitch in or fuck you."
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"Queer platonic girlfriend" sounds like a ridiculously circuitous way of saying "friend." It feels like he doesn't quite want to say "we're not in a relationship," but also wants to leave himself open to #analrips. Phil certainly doesn't seem aware that they're not an item. I suspect it's probably the case that whenever Toren needs to manipulate Phil into doing something, they're in a relationship.
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Basically, these freaks want normie shit like friends but they can't just admit that. They have to come up with some laughable bullshit nomenclature for it so that it isn't normie.
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You could say anyone who has atleast one gay friend who they haven't fucked is queer platonic.
I wouldn't even say Toren and Phil qualify since they basically hate each other and tip toe around the next period of abuse.
I wouldn't even say Toren and Phil qualify since they basically hate each other and tip toe around the next period of abuse.
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Judging by the discussions in the thread for this "Julie Knispel" person (who is already using terms like "wife" with Toren) I think he may already have someone lined up to take Phil's place.
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Didn't all Phil's heroes kill cops? Mr can't tell the cops cos you'll only get killed is straight on the phone squealing again, I see.
How long 'til the neighbours get accused of being Kiwis?
How long 'til the neighbours get accused of being Kiwis?
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Lol, Why do these people have such violent fantasies? I mean its pretty uncivilized to throw bricks through your neighbour's windows, and its not a very feminine thing to do...
Come to think of it, I don't know any men that would resort to such behaviour either...
Its like these troony types of people are so hyper masculine in personality that they think like cavemen, but they are too much of a wimpy little bitch to ever do anything IRL...
These people are truly in a class of their own....
Almost all autogynephies have (or at any rate, had) stereotypically male interests before transitioning. Many were in the military, or in male-dominated professions (STEM, IT, etc.).
Rather than confronting the possibility that they might simply be attracted to the IDEA of being women, they insist that their entire previous life was some misguided attempt to deny their femininity. This argument breaks down completely in the case of certain troons who posted every idle thought before their transition and despite being shameless never gave the slightest prior indication of trannyhood ...
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Was not too long ago that he though we had people hiding out by the dumpsters.
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This platonic thing has been going on for a while, folks. It started when PHIL said HE was asexual several months ago.
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And like anything these people say they didn't even come up with it themselves, this is some stuff I've seen on tumblr years ago.
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Honestly, at this point I'm just waiting for Torren to ditch Phil's fat ass. We haven't had a good chimp out in a while.
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He'll only do that once he's absolutely certain he has a place where he can crash rent-free. Then we'll probably get some sob story about escaping from an abusive situation. Then Toren will start grooming Phil again when he inevitably wears out his welcome
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Were they though? I can't see many of the troons lasting too long in the military, but then I may he getting a skewed view because the only ones I've paid any attention to are the Lolcows. Don't see many of them going into or lasting in scientific fields either; you have to aggressively publish and defend your arguments. A lot of them seem to go into IT and similar fields, but I don't see many in biology, chemistry or the like.
Considering how weirdly obsessed with image these people are (for people who try to be homeless, cover themselves in shitty tattoos, and adopt the most contrarian positions on any issue solely for oppression points) I suspect they'll both try to spin it in such a way it makes both of them look good. "We decided to take a break from each other to find ourselves," or some crap. Maybe Toren is leaving "to pursue a degree," or "to protect Phil from Kiwis!" Neither wants to alienate other SJWs, and Phil is dumb enough to go along if Toren can spin a halfway convincing story.
That should be the interesting part. Phil is stupid and easily influenced, especially by people he trusts, but I suspect that Toren will loose a bit of that influence if he moved away and isn't constantly there to remind Phil what to say and believe. Phil can be quite abstinent. I also get the feeling there are competing parties trying yo influence Phil, which likely means nobody will really get what they want in the end, and Phil will wind up in an even worse situation (if that's even possible).