Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[Mogambo]

Nobody loves Toren. Doesn't matter if he's a fat drunk man or a fat drunk man in a dress. Turns out having two heterosexual retards live together doesn't really help either of them get laid. Who knew? I'd say he's saving money at least but we all know he's blowing it on booze while Phil collects mall ninja shit and poses with his "daughter bicycle."

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody loves Toren. Doesn't matter if he's a fat drunk man or a fat drunk man in a dress. Turns out having two heterosexual exceptional individuals live together doesn't really help either of them get laid. Who knew? I'd say he's saving money at least but we all know he's blowing it on booze while Phil collects mall ninja shit and poses with his "daughter bicycle."

If they were that desperate, they'd fuck each other, but apparently, that hasn't happened. As disgusting as each of them is individually, they each realize the other is too disgusting even for their own degraded tastes.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Slingblade's 47th birthday was in September. Slingblade threatened/planned to drink until he couldn't feel anything anymore because his mom and Phil had said or done something to make Slingblade declare that neither of them cared about him. http://archive.fo/hJNYc http://archive.fo/m3Pmc
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Well we'll, isn't this ironic. Slingblade talks shit about Phil, and says they're no longer together, but when Phil says the same thing, "wahhhhh, I'm going to kill myself". Do it toren, no one gives a shit

 

[Mogambo]

Garbage/vomit time! Quick get over here and open your mouth for me Phil, that way we don't have to waste money on a garbage can.

You've no doubt heard of swap.avi? If not, please for the love of God never look it up (don't say I didn't warn you!).

 

[Damn Near]

Maybe an A-Log, but the world really would be better if Slingblade offed himself. He's not a good person, he did real serious damage to poor Timmy Whitbeck with his troon nonsense. I'm saying this with the full knowledge that he's far too much of a coward and narcissist to ever do it, of course. It's funny that Phil punked his ass, also.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Maybe an A-Log, but the world really would be better if Slingblade offed himself. He's not a good person, he did real serious damage to poor Timmy Whitbeck with his troon nonsense. I'm saying this with the full knowledge that he's far too much of a coward and narcissist to ever do it, of course. It's funny that Phil punked his ass, also.

It would be even better if Phil didn't say shit to him and this is all a ploy for attention/Phil's attention. As you can see from the past couple days, even though torens threatened suicide, Phil hasn't bothered to respond with a "no don't do it" post

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Turns out having two heterosexual exceptional individuals live together doesn't really help either of them get laid.

Phil is an actual queer.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I bet phil paid for everything

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I bet phil paid for everything
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Funny way of saying r.etarded punching bag

 

[MasterDisaster]

I bet phil paid for everything
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I just realized Phil spelled assassination wrong. He spelled it assissination.
What an ass.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

assissination.

I hereby declare that this means "the process of making someone a sissy" and applies perfectly to Phil's life.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I hereby declare that this means "the process of making someone a sissy" and applies perfectly to Phil's life.

I concur. I guess you can then say that Chris was assissinated as well.

 

[Hellfire]

On his locked account, Slingblade pretended he is "alone" and definitely isn't squatting in the bedroom of Phil, this angered the person he was trying to get pity asspats and attention from. http://archive.li/3FVfx

 

[Tragi-Chan]

On his locked account, Slingblade pretended he is "alone" and definitely isn't squatting in the bedroom of Phil, this angered the person he was trying to get pity asspats and attention from. http://archive.li/3FVfx
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Good. Phil is paying for the fat toad’s rent, food and utilities, the least he could do is acknowledge that.

See what you did, Jon? You got me speaking up for Phil.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

On his locked account, Slingblade pretended he is "alone" and definitely isn't squatting in the bedroom of Phil, this angered the person he was trying to get pity asspats and attention from. http://archive.li/3FVfx
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In his defense, I wouldn’t want to admit to living with Phil, either

 

[The Dude]

Good. Phil is paying for the fat toad’s rent, food and utilities, the least he could do is acknowledge that.

See what you did, Jon? You got me speaking up for Phil.

Not to mention all Slingblade's vodka.

Sticking up for Phil feels wrong and dirty...

 

[Positron]

Don't hold your up high; he can be lying.

 

[Twrx]

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Don't hold your up high; he can be lying.

Maybe they're finally getting evicted.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe they're finally getting evicted.

If so, I'm surprised Phil isn't the one chimping out.

OTOH if he is the one responsible for it, he may be sat down in a chair while the Vodka Hobgoblin screams at him that he's a fucking idiot.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm beyond hoping that this will be something interesting. Slingblade knows we view his tweets, so this was tweeted with a purpose.