Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[BallBuster]

Let’s say this happens. Where exactly is Sockness sleeping?

 

[Mr. 0]

die chris

 

[KittyGremlin]

Holy shit is this about to become a legit cult?

 

[Damn Near]

Let’s say this happens. Where exactly is Sockness sleeping?

Take a wild guess

 

[PL 001]

Let’s say this happens. Where exactly is Sockness sleeping?

He'll probably eviscerate Barb like a Tauntaun and use her innards as a sleeping bag.

 

[Spergichu]

Let’s say this happens. Where exactly is Sockness sleeping?

Patty's pen is still out in the yard, right?

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

Chris' funeral when? There is no way this will work unless he take Chris to a "better" place with him?

 

[Paula Deen]

Let’s say this happens. Where exactly is Sockness sleeping?

sounds like he plans to stay over with him. In which case, Barb probably won't be ok with that

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Sock is gonna RAPE chris

 

[AF 802]

Just a guess, but is Sockness on welfare? I'm pretty sure the state won't let him escape several months outside of Cali, these welfare programs don't like you skipping home because of all types of law dodging you can do related to your welfare.

 

[MG 620]

This won't end well

He'll make a Chris suit.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Sockness's tag should really be turned into horrorcow now.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris is going to be murdered by this maniac

 

[Fapcop]

Just a guess, but is Sockness on welfare? I'm pretty sure the state won't let him escape several months outside of Cali, these welfare programs don't like you skipping home because of all types of law dodging you can do related to your welfare.

Sockness might be a lolcow, a shitty troll or legit insane, but he’s not dumb.

He’s got a nice little pad in a city with dozens of homeless for each tard-apartment available for them.

He’s not the type to fuck himself over by not knowing he’s not allowed to take a vacation.

Besides, check his post: “I’ve recently found out that I can be away for up to six months at a time” or something like that? Sounds like he’s done his research.

Knowing the players involved here, I’m going to make a very bold prediction as to how this will play out...

Chris will stress sigh. A lot.

Sockness will creep and be weird.

Barb will as usual be the only one to come out ahead, and will help herself to some of Sockness money. Or his dick. Most likely both.

 

[Guardsman42]

Since I doubt alot of you have read the sockness thread or will..

He's a full blown tard, he's clearly in government housing. He has some sort of gay sugar daddy situation going on as well. He's completely insane in that he thinks demons etc are real. He has a massive boner for Chris-chan, up to and including buying chris-chan's old clothes and going to SF pride -as Chris Chan-.

This guy has discussed openly wanting to murder homeless people <and cursing them etc> and when he didn't see the vagrant again, took delight in that he thinks his magic rituals killed them.

This guy isn't a troll, he's a batshit insane sped who might try to kill Chris as part of his version of the dimensional merge. <He thinks satanic rituals involved human sacrifice level of wonky. He also has tried to stop, and tried to help the Merge, and always brings up demon magic yadda yadda>.

He might just literally be planning to show up at 14 BC unannounced.

 

[Dick Pooman]

He's going once he receives his inheritance... Imagine his ancestors working for generations to accrue wealth so that their children will be able to ensure that things will be easier for the next generation, only to have it come to an end with the ultra autistic version of the Beatles visiting the Maharishi.

 

[Okami Green]

We've already seen the rise and fall of La Zorra. I have a feeling this is gonna be El Erizo

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This will be an event long remembered in Christory. And if it includes the untimely end of Chris-Chan... what a fucking way to go.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

@Jacob Sockness please don't fuck chris

 

[Cedric_Eff]

And now I wished Chris still had his mace. I don’t think Chris has the strength to swing a bat at Sockness’s head when Sockness tries to rape him.