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Oh, yeah. Forget about sticking your duck in snow. Piercing your taint, surviving old man semen, or horrible diet. This will definitely put the nail in the coffin.
Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.
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Look at how bad Chris got fucked up by the ideafags, he’s mentally on the ropes as is he doesn’t need another asspatting psycho scam artist to ruin shit further. This shit is straight up reminiscent of the Idea Guys.
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Are we taking bets on who this guy is going to skin first? My money's on Chris so he can wear his skin like a flesh-suit to try and woo Barb.
For real though, I've spent the past half an hour going down a rabbit hole I REALLY shouldn't go down. Either nothing happens or this ends in disaster. I don't see any other way. Reading this threat it seems quite a few folk are concerned for Chris. I'm going to have to join y'all here--this guy is bad fucking news, no two ways about it. Let's just hope this sped doesn't actually do this, though judging by his outfits.. Dude has determination.
For real though, I've spent the past half an hour going down a rabbit hole I REALLY shouldn't go down. Either nothing happens or this ends in disaster. I don't see any other way. Reading this threat it seems quite a few folk are concerned for Chris. I'm going to have to join y'all here--this guy is bad fucking news, no two ways about it. Let's just hope this sped doesn't actually do this, though judging by his outfits.. Dude has determination.
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Jacob is not a scam artist as judging by his thread he is just a mentally insane attention whore at worst. Him being a scam artist would actually be a preferable scenario actually.
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Chris isn't a delicate flower. The difference is the Idea Guys actually hated Chris and were way more intelligent than Chris. Jacob has shown interest in helping Chris, he's just trying to role play, so Chris will give him attention. This is just literally 2 equally dumb men with a man crush playing make believe. Chris is going to pick up darker beliefs whether you like it or not.
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In other words, this time there's a laser pointed at the Earth. And the only way to stop it is if Stephanie Bustcakes... does anal.
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Half of me wants to suggest to Jacob that since Christine is a lesbian, he should probably start dressing like a woman if he wants her to kiss him.
The other half of me is pretty concerned that Jacob is going to rape Chris.
The other half of me is pretty concerned that Jacob is going to rape Chris.
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This has sexual assault written all over it. Someone's dick is gonna get grabbed.
Chris will be fine. He's got all sorts of shit to defend himself with, Barb will be there to call the cops, and it's doubtful that Sockness is who he says he is from certain screen caps.
He likely will try to steal stuff at Chris' house or coerce Chris into giving him something
Chris will be fine. He's got all sorts of shit to defend himself with, Barb will be there to call the cops, and it's doubtful that Sockness is who he says he is from certain screen caps.
He likely will try to steal stuff at Chris' house or coerce Chris into giving him something
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Like his ringpiece.
And this time he doesn't have his trusty Megatron pistol handy.
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Even if She was in Her right mind, Barb won't do anything if Sockness shows up because She'll be so happy this is the first person in over 20 years that came to the house to be with Chris.
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Anything involving sockness ending up in Ruckersville is a terrible idea but at this point I don't think it's worth worrying about. Either he's too much of a sped to pull it off or he does and Chris is too much of a sped to take any actual good advice anyway- something he's shown enough when people here tried to unfuck his brain from the idea guy(s).
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Yeah if someone expressed concern about the situation to Chris, Chris would most likely blow them off and claim that his goddess powers and Magi-Chan, his guardian angel, will protect him. He was never good at listening before and especially not now that he literally thinks he's a god.
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tbh I agree with other people that say that Chris would likely get tired of another male hanging around with him, and kick him out soon.
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Exactly. No boobies, no china, no pasaran.
Licking drawn Magi-Chan dick doesn't count. Show Chris a real stiffy, he'll run like hell.
Licking drawn Magi-Chan dick doesn't count. Show Chris a real stiffy, he'll run like hell.
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Maybe we should all step back, let autists be autists, and laugh at the end result whatever that may be?
They're both fully grown....men? Something anyway. Fully grown tards. Let them tard together if they want.
Frankly, I see only lulz can result no matter what. The worst that can happen is surprise buttsex. (90% chance that willing buttsex will be the result instead.) No one's gonna kill anyone here, they're both too feeble.
Besides, I REALLY want to know how Chris reacts when someone is as clingy and touchy to him as he has been to Megan and various bronytards.
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Why? I'm sure Chris and Sockness would let her join in if she wanted...
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He's gonna break in and turn barb into a skinsuit while chris is at bronycon.
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What do you think them shorts Chris is wearing are made of?
That's right.
McDonald's wrappers.
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