Something is wrong with me 3/22/19 - No kidding

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Would you go to Al for diet advice?

  • Yes, she clearly knows what she’s talking about

    Votes: 43 15.6%
  • No, I’m not exceptional

    Votes: 39 14.1%
  • If I wanted to gain weight fast

    Votes: 73 26.4%
  • Only if I wanted a slow suicide

    Votes: 121 43.8%

  • Total voters
    276
One of the things jaundice is a possible sign of is pancreatic cancer, but hey, Amber knows what she's doing.

I think AL mentioned having gallstones? If she does have them, then another possibility could be that a gallstone is blocking her Common Bile Duct. That would require an ultrasound to diagnose, though.
 
What is the diffeence between rickys music and the 3-4 songs she plays on radio during car rides?
 
Amber must be getting a few copyright strikes here and there for her to be worrying about Rickie's music. She even mentioned YouTube copyright being crazy in one of her recent videos.
 
Yas, our gorl gobbling down NSAIDs for her back pain! Raise your blood pressure more Dr. Hambeast. Also, GOOD GOD - I stop watching them for a couple months and it's like Necky is racing Hambert to 650 lbs...
 
This might come as a shock to Amber but most people have some form of back pain. Lack of vitamin D is the leading cause in young women, clearly that’s not the issue here. But most people aren’t laid up in bed for days unless it’s somerhing serious. Either suck it up and prove you’re fine or just admit you’re unable to hold up your body most of the time. She’s jaundiced from non-alcoholic cirrhosis, or fatty liver disease, whatever she drinks is just that much harder on it. Coulda had fun and got wasted for this same effect you know.
 
Lack of vitamin D is the leading cause in young women, clearly that’s not the issue here.
It's not the cause of her back pain, but she probably is vitamin D deficient.
 
The Amiibos trigger me for some reason. Those are expensive. I'm sure they are Eric's but when I think about how much money all of those are I get the tard rage. The Wolf link amiibo is still sitting in the box even though all the other ones are unboxed. What a flex. Autism and Nintendo just go hand in hand.
 
It's not the cause of her back pain, but she probably is vitamin D deficient.
Lord knows no D would want her. BUM DUM TSS.

I’m legally obligated to make that joke.
 
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Eric and Hamber are such massive twats... living proof that people with no redeeming qualities exist. It's a weird thing to say, but Becky actually saved this video(?). I mean, without her this would be literally unwatchable.
 
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AL looks as confused as I feel when Becky compliments 'dem tiddies.'
I can see three thoughts going through that empty poop bun display known as her head:

1. "But babe, you've never seen dem tiddies because my ancient bra fused into my fat ages ago!"

2. "What are you talking about? We have never done any clit stuff because I'm repulsed by you and I'm saving myself for when destiny runs back into my life."

3. "Last time I removed my shirt you took one look, vomited uncontrollably, and then began pounding liquor while mumbling how this was a horrible mistake."

Then again, this is assuming the lard bucket even has thoughts anymore and isn't running on pure gluttonous instincts.
 
This bitch thinks she doesn’t have beetus cause she supposedly doesn’t pee frequently.
Bitch please. Albert is probably pissing herself every time she sneezes or coughs with 600 lbs of pressure on her bladder.
What do you get when you have back pain, yellow skin and are 600 lbs?


Choledocholithiasis

She’ll be heading the ER soon enough
 
Being Diabetic and urinary output isn't really hand in hand. Being diabetic and untreated makes you thirsty af. So you drink way more liquids, so yes, you have more urine output.

On the other hand, when you are 600 pounds and sweat constantly, you don't need have as much urine output because you are sweating it all out.

Not that it matters, we only have her word to go by, and that's unreliable on a good day. I don't even understand why people are so quick to freak out about diabetes as a medical issue. It's not like a STD or some thing where you probably did some thing at best, stupid, to get it. People are routinely born with it, it's easily treated. There's no huge social hangups about it. Most people candidly will show some sympathy because even the best controlled cases, lead to complications well beyond your control.

I do want to throw this out there though for what to me is a scary thought. Type 2 diabetes is the one associated with weight gain, as you get Type 2 under control, you tend to gain weight as A1C stabilizes. Look at the size of her now. Her A1C is no doubt utterly trash, she's always sick, she drinks water from a literal jug etc. She has problems feeling her extremities. Now I bet if she got her A1C back to remotely normal ranges, instead of the 15+ it's at right now, she'd likely go up 1/3 of her currrent mass if she didn't exercise rigoriously. In other words, she'd end up close to 900 pounds or more. All because she can't diet, or excercise. Because it requires effort.
 
Being Diabetic and urinary output isn't really hand in hand. Being diabetic and untreated makes you thirsty af. So you drink way more liquids, so yes, you have more urine output.

On the other hand, when you are 600 pounds and sweat constantly, you don't need have as much urine output because you are sweating it all out.

Not that it matters, we only have her word to go by, and that's unreliable on a good day. I don't even understand why people are so quick to freak out about diabetes as a medical issue. It's not like a STD or some thing where you probably did some thing at best, stupid, to get it. People are routinely born with it, it's easily treated. There's no huge social hangups about it. Most people candidly will show some sympathy because even the best controlled cases, lead to complications well beyond your control.

I do want to throw this out there though for what to me is a scary thought. Type 2 diabetes is the one associated with weight gain, as you get Type 2 under control, you tend to gain weight as A1C stabilizes. Look at the size of her now. Her A1C is no doubt utterly trash, she's always sick, she drinks water from a literal jug etc. She has problems feeling her extremities. Now I bet if she got her A1C back to remotely normal ranges, instead of the 15+ it's at right now, she'd likely go up 1/3 of her currrent mass if she didn't exercise rigoriously. In other words, she'd end up close to 900 pounds or more. All because she can't diet, or excercise. Because it requires effort.
No. None of that is right.
 
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