Something is wrong with me 3/22/19 - No kidding

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Would you go to Al for diet advice?

  • Yes, she clearly knows what she’s talking about

    Votes: 43 15.6%
  • No, I’m not exceptional

    Votes: 39 14.1%
  • If I wanted to gain weight fast

    Votes: 73 26.4%
  • Only if I wanted a slow suicide

    Votes: 121 43.8%

  • Total voters
    276
Cutting from a 2 year old selfie to current AL is the most unflattering thing she can do. Great googly moogly, Gorl.
 
Holy fucking shit, y'all. We really don't need an entire page of video summaries to start off every thread. 1 post is enough.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Meh, I'm ok with it. I personally can't watch this behemoth anymore so it's nice to get several perspectives. Everyone brings a little something different to the party.
 
Am I the only one who remembers Hamber saying in a fairly recent video that she only pees ONCE a day? I swear this happened.

Also, Amber you dumb cunt it's not a copyright strike. It's a copyright claim. A strike would take down the video. A claim just means the company/companies who own the music you always play in the car on your binge runs are claiming the revenue for the video, and rightly so.

And stop bitching. We're well into the housebound era, meaning the builk of ad revenue from those car music videos was already generated and claimed by you (to be pissed away on junk jewelry and journals).
 
Am I the only one who remembers Hamber saying in a fairly recent video that she only pees ONCE a day? I swear this happened.
I think it was in a video sometime between the beginning of Vlogmas and now.

Much like her bragging about how tiny the opening to her vagina is, she is delusional if she thinks that peeing once a day is something to brag about.
 
Anyone else think the ladies were doing a little day drinking? That slur at 12:25

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Maybe that was a mimosa Becky was sipping on? We know she likes her sweet Margaritas.
One of the things jaundice is a possible sign of is pancreatic cancer, but hey, Amber knows what she's doing.
:feels: Jaundice would be one of the last signs though. Gorl would have completely lost her appetite a long time ago and it's obvious that hasn't happened.
 
I know her makeup game weak as fuck but I wish she'd just try instead of complaining that the camera is making her look ugly. Her bare face + 99cent mascara makes me sick to my stomach. Gorl, you can't just conceal the 50elbees on your face alone with lahhs.
 
I know her makeup game weak as fuck but I wish she'd just try instead of complaining that the camera is making her look ugly. Her bare face + 99cent mascara makes me sick to my stomach. Gorl, you can't just conceal the 50elbees on your face alone with lahhs.
Now we get to wonder if she filmed this video before or after her massive makeup haul.
 
Holy fucking shit, y'all. We really don't need an entire page of video summaries to start off every thread. 1 post is enough.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

When we write them, we have no knowledge of who else might be writing them; the ones on Page 1 are usually written simultaneously. We all write them differently anyway; I don't see what the problem is. Just go to page 2.
 
do you think she's gonna go the way of the tayto and this jaundice is her deathclock reaching its final minute?

If Amber's not gonna go to the ER she better start praying.
Also that's jaundice AL. You look jaundiced.

AL makes me kind of suicidal.
Huh. AL makes me want to live out of disgust and spite and gloat what a normal human looks like.
 
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You can tell she's terribly concerned about how yellow she looks but is trying to explain it away as normal. Like that time she put concealer on her knuckles, "If I can't see it, it doesn't exist."
 
I'm not sure she'll make it till the end of the year. She truly looks awful.
I dunno if it's the lighting or what but yellowing; jaundice is a sign of liver disease. It's kind of a big deal. She might look into nonalcoholic fatty liver disease.

At 550 her liver must look like foie gras. Like a wino might have an equivalent, I guess.
 
So, how much vodka was in Thumby's glass?

  1. A pint of a gallon of vodka
  2. A half gallon of a gallon of vodka
  3. All the fuckin' vodka

Jeez, I'm struck over and over again how utterly banal and moronic these people are....

ps--pretty sure that was Rarity walking off to try and find some intelligent lifeform in that house. I hope she finds Wasabi.
 
Holy fucking shit, y'all. We really don't need an entire page of video summaries to start off every thread. 1 post is enough.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

what usually happens is that as people are watching the video once it's up, summaries are being written. Hit post. Bam, 2-4 people have already done it. So it just happens to pan out that way. Also I noticed some people cover it in different ways, focus on different things, etc. You also sometimes don't know if OP is going to do a summary or not so people do one just in case. I don't speak for other people but lately if the thread hits page 2 I don't bother doing one. Yeah, some of them are late even on 1st page but it's still not that big a deal.

P.S. ending anything with "thanks for coming to my TED talk" makes you sound really exceptional like aggressively so
 
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Nah, when big al starts to look like a Simpsons character is when the jaundice is deathly. She's not quite to that point yet. I also expect one of her feet to split open and go necrotic from the beetus that she swears she doesn't have. Might start as just a toe being discolored that will get darker and darker. I really doubt she washes her feet at all. I'm sure she doesn't wear socks ever. I really can't imagine what that house smells like with animals and them.
 
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