Sony hate thread

The PS5 could showcase Ingrid Bergman in ultra 5K with multiple facial expressions, hyperrealistic aging effects, and a depiction of Hollywood to die for and I'd still wouldn't be interested.
 
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Hahahaha, anyone who bought into their BS about having some kind of special magical SSD in the PS5 are suckers. They really thought a game console would somehow have a super special SSD that's even faster than what the world's highest-end servers would use? Okay, lol.
*Game is optimized like shit*
Sony: "Well we TOLD you you needed a special magical PS5 SSD to play it well." *shrug shoulders and counts suckers cash*
 
Steam seems to be all at a buzz today
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Soyny-ponies coping and sneeding over the Ratchet and Clank PC announcement, lol.
PS5 consumerism is still just an odd thing to see. If you don't have the time to make or play PC games, why do you still continue to play so called exclusives that go against the gamer standard of how they treat microtransactions and Denuvo software seriously?

If anything, I'm not surprised by this, but it still proves to me that the PS3 is much better in comparison to what I've seen here with all of this "disppointment" on not knowing how these exclusive games work.
 
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Nobody gives a fuck about PC when talking about exclusives. If its only console release is on Playstation (and it is, that was part of the deal of them funding its development) its a Playstation exclusive. There is no Xbox version, there's never going to be one, if we're lucky Square buys back the rights in a decade and rereleases it on whatever Nintendo is selling then.
Is this a slightly rebranded @Marissa Moira alt?
Imagine a Punisher game that does The Slavers storyline
I was wishing for this when the godawful Netflix show launched. Just the MAX line sans "Kitchen Irish", how hard could it be to do a decent adaption?
 
Honestly this port was just a matter of time; Insomniac ported Spider-Man over and the God of War ports were given the a-ok. I'm actually surprised it took this long.

I DO know that Insomniac holds the source code of the 4 PS2 R&C titles, after Idol Minds found them. If this sells well on Steam, I hope that could motivate them to provide PC ports of the OG quadrilogy. Sony is completely stupid for not bringing those older PS exclusives onto Steam; they're sitting on a gold mine with that shit but they would rather shuffle off exclusives from the PS5.
Consitering the results of the PS3 Ports by Idol Minds (both the disc version of the trilogy, and the quadrilogy in thier separate digital forms) and the most latest PC Port (TLOU PS5 for PC)... I doubt it's not going to be full of visual glitches up the ass that modders would have a field day with patching for Sony/Insomniac.
 
Consitering the results of the PS3 Ports by Idol Minds (both the disc version of the trilogy, and the quadrilogy in thier separate digital forms) and the most latest PC Port (TLOU PS5 for PC)... I doubt it's not going to be full of visual glitches up the ass that modders would have a field day with patching for Sony/Insomniac.
Spooder man seemed like it was a good port, but even if it's an absolute shitshow, it's the spirit of what them porting their meager exclusives to PC is telling you. "My funny box is a massive failure and I need to recover software sales from anywhere I can" is what this is telling me.
 
Say what you will about PC, XBox and Nintendo gamers but at least those gamers know when to have fun and actually want to play a game instead of watching a interactive movie that is just blatant political propaganda. In every video that criticizes the Sony Showcase are Soyny fanboys coming out in droves calling the person a parasite, racist, sexist, transphobe, homophobe, and a bigot for not liking the current propaganda goyslop that Sony is putting out.

Think the Plucky Squire art style is disgusting Tumblr, corpro crap? Well you're a transphobe and homophobe as many LGBTQP+ people worked on that game. Don't like that all the playable characters are "stronk" black women and lesbians? Well you're a cis, white, straight piece of shit who needs to realize his time in the spotlight has come to an end and make way for people more underprivileged then him.

I am so glad that I switched to being a PC and Nintendo gamer. It is no wonder that the quality of Sony games have gone into decline. It is not just the freaks who work for Sony game studios fault but also their insane, cultlike fanbase who believe Sony can do no wrong and praise hamfisted political propaganda as fine art.
I think that is the difference between the fans/fanboys between the big 3. Nintendo and Xbox fans will post a lot about how much they love Zelda, Mario, Halo (when it was good), Hi-Fi Rush, Gamepass, etc. It can be extremely annoying at times, bordering on shilling, but you can tell it comes from a place of joy for the stuff for most of them.

Sony fans/fanboys will find something to love, and brag how much better it is than the competition. That's why you see a lot of salt when a Sony game doesn't win GOTY at the oh-so prestigious Gaming Awards. Nintendo fans don't care at all, and I don't think an Xbox game has been nominated for over a decade. One group wants their stuff to be the best, the other group wants their stuff to be the only one on the market.
 
a broken ps5 could come with a hillary clinton fleshlight and you'd be all over that shit...
Returnal is also on PC.

Honestly this port was just a matter of time; Insomniac ported Spider-Man over and the God of War ports were given the a-ok. I'm actually surprised it took this long.
Speaking about Insomniac, I wish the PC port of Sunset Overdrive included the co-op mode.
 
how hard could it be to do a decent adaption?
It's damn near impossible with the demographic Marvel/Netflix courts. The faggots/troons that buy their shit absolutely hate The Punisher, especially in his MAX incarnation. That's why you're always seeing them cope and seethe about Punisher fans "not understanding" the character because they feel "icky" when they read him.

I'm honestly surprised they actually had him say "I am home" before murdering that one guy in the show because it was obvious that everyone involved was uncomfortable with the idea of Frank enjoying killing. It's like the only point in that fucking show where they got it right.

Anyways, to bring this back around, I wonder how fucking gay they'll make Wolverine in his game. Or will it be okay for him because he shows a bit of remorse for like 5 seconds every now and then?
 
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I saw a war break out between Nintendo and Sony fanboys on some weird recommended facebook page because a Zelda fan speculated there would be more changed in TotK's reused map than Spider-Man 2's reused map

It was pretty funny seething by Sony fanboys part. "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CHANGE NEW YORK CITY, THO!?"

Wish I would have screencapped some of it.

With a couple airliners
 
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