Soyderman PS4 - Downgrades, salt, automation and autism. All because of a shitty game from 2004.

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What's with that? is it because he's a white dude?
Strong white father figures with strict moral sensibilities aren't allowed anymore. Aunt Mary is Uncle Ben now and better chud.
don’t get why Miles is the official side kick.
He should just be his own hero. The Prowler would honestly be better and he could just be more of his own brand. But we all know actually giving Black people their own heroes is not his purpose.
 
What is even the context here? It looks like AI art and Spiderman breaths in space and attacks a USA astronaut for some reason (aren't they suppose to be the I love science good guys)?
Spider-Q Man on a mission to take down the satanic organization known as NASA and expose the moonlanding hoax.
 
I hate that I can't actually tell if this is real or satire
The Snoy for some reason get erect by including the shitty "clean your house while the bitch & you is talking about shit". (The OnlySpiders could probably be satire but i'm sure at some point MJ is cucking Peter?)

I don't want a prologue where instead of beating people up i'll be forced to walk slowly and listen to woke conversations.

Ass Creed 2 made everything right by making you beat up Vieri and race your brother afterwards.
 
The tutorial for this shitty game is somehow even longer and more tedious than the tutorial/opening stage for Kingdom Hearts 2 and that one is so infamously long and tedious that it's the butt of jokes.

Why is this a fucking thing? I hate Sony.
I love that tutorial. It's better then most we have now
 
@Alexander Thaut I don’t get why Miles is the official side kick. He could be entertaining if he’s the wannabe who knows toeing the line between vigilante and becoming a Supercop, but unsure of which he wants to be.
They know the only way to keep interest in Miles is to attach him to Spider-Man's hip because they are terrified to do anything that actually makes him standout as a character besides being black Spider-Man. The most consistent complaint I hear about this guy is that he's boring
 
Bruh what? That’s a thing?

Sadly, yes it is:

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The said Brazilian artist wants to mimic Shadman's drawing style too, for some reason. And I don't remember if anyone actually defended or praised the art, given the amount of TLOU2 Stans that are out there.

The people making mock art in response to it is even funnier though:

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Insane to me that they willingly kept something they knew people hated because they wanted to prove MJ was a strong, independent woman who doesn't need powers or whatever. They didn't even improve her missions that much, I'm pretty sure they just gave you the ability to hide to de-aggro the enemies if you got caught instead of just immediate mission failure.

If they wanted her to be a capable, powerless hero all they had to do was make her take self defense or martial arts classes or something, like give her the ability to fight back if someone catches her. Didn't she spend time in Symkaria reporting on the civil war happening over there? It doesn't really make sense to me that she would be in an active warzone and not have some way to defend herself beyond a glorified taser.

But ultimately... did she really need to be a hero in the first place?
 
One thing I find utterly bizarre about the current spiderverse is the complete and utter absence of Uncle Ben, You know, that guy who's death was the entire catalyst for Peter Parker becoming Spider Man?

What's with that? is it because he's a white dude? Is it because progressives fucking hate the idea of a strong self sacrificing father figure?
Most people will say woke, but I think the honest reason is that the MCU was a poorly managed ship that rushed Spider-Man in and tried to substitute Uncle Ben with Tony Stark. They clearly had no initial plan for Peter in Civil War and kept everything extremely vague. Homecoming followed up by doubling down on Tony being Peter’s new compass. Since then, it gave every new writer a pass to skip the Uncle scene. Doesn’t hurt to add that Peter is established in every new iteration similar to Batman, so writers completely skip the origin.
 
They clearly had no initial plan for Peter in Civil War and kept everything extremely vague.
I thought they flat out admitted they wrote it in a way that they could easily remove him if they couldn't work a deal with Sony.

Spider-Man in the MCU was ass and I'm sick of retards and people under the age of like 20 acting like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Then again, Spider-Man has kind of sucked ass (with a few exceptions) since Kravens Last Hunt so I don't know why I'm even surprised at this point.
 
And they're remaking Max Payne. So expect Max Payne to be a nigger killing Nazis.
Max Payne 3 is 6 straight hours of gunning down Italians and Brazilians, so I'm sure that will get messed with at some point, if not just ignored like it already is.
Imagine caring about a super hero IP, you're on par with the average single-celled organism
haha spoder men go thwip thwip haha
 
Max Payne 3 is 6 straight hours of gunning down Italians and Brazilians, so I'm sure that will get messed with at some point, if not just ignored like it already is.
I'm still irritated that never got a rerelease. It's far better than people give it credit for. I know people are annoyed you couldn't skip cutscenes but I never minded it since I love the game so much.
 
I'm still irritated that never got a rerelease. It's far better than people give it credit for. I know people are annoyed you couldn't skip cutscenes but I never minded it since I love the game so much.
The game is heavy with cutscenes but unlike most movie games the pacing is tight enough that it didn't bother me too much. And the shooting is just so fucking satisfying. Shoot dodging out the club window and blasting six Brazilians in the dome is cool as fuck.

And the final level man. That airport shootout is iconic to me.
 
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