Soyderman PS4 - Downgrades, salt, automation and autism. All because of a shitty game from 2004.

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I've just never seen a game ever get less woke, it usually seems to only get worse. TLOU had gay men and interracial lesbian teens, so I wasn't the least bit surprised with that sequel either. Same for Street Fighter 6, once they started up with censorship and uglying up the girls (not just in SFV, but MvC too) it was obvious which direction they were going in.
True, wokeness only ever stays the same or gets dialed up, it almost never gets pushed back. The trend with Sonyshit in particular seems to be do a somewhat woke, but not obnoxiously so, initial entry then slowly insert more and more over time following the initial buy-in and kill your IP with the sequel.
 
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this shit is so sad, tbh. i'm not admonishing you for it, no no. it's just that i know this is a near-universal sentiment among any audience in the world now. anyone who would have included a character like this in their product now will never do it because it's become so radioactive. is it any wonder that brands in the united states have removed characters from their products? aunt jemima's gone. the land 'o lakes butter girl is gone. uncle ben is gone. no one can be an ordinary author or director or performer or actor anymore. there was a time i wrote a short fictional story in high school and one of the characters was a discreet lesbian. i had no ulterior motive and thought nothing of it. but if i were in high school now, writing that project, i'd never have made a character like that. you attract a lot of bad attention whether you do it or not, and people are justifiably furious about it. not to mention, audiences are poised to generate backlash the second they see these exceptional snowflake diversity characters belittle and demean everyone around them and force beloved protagonists and other fan favorites to take a back seat to their awesomeness.
This is the great tragedy of the woke culture war shit. The moment I see a faggot in a game my brain immediately goes to "pandering" or "deranged gender special" when 10 years ago it was just "oh, ok, so the character is gay". In Japanese media I can consume it without this alarm blaring all over the place (though I'm starting to be weary), but any sort of western media is too tainted for me to just take things at face value anymore and I rather save myself the grief even if "it's not that bad", I have a bucket list that will last me the rest of my life anyway, so I'm not gasping at desperation to ignore faggotry to consume product anyway.

I imagine the truth lies somewhere in the middle. PS5 sales are extremely limited, sure, but over half of the word of mouth I've seen on normies sites is controversy surrounding the crowbarred inclusion of MJ stealth sections (that were universally hated) almost done out of spite, horrific character designs, and the nigger spray painting section. None of this spiteful not-Spiderman shit could do anything but hurt sales. I am a gigantic Spiderman fag and I could probably tolerate Miles if I had to but I'm not spending 70 dollars on that shit.

And yes, nobody likes Miles except for white women on Twitter (who don't buy games) and niggers (who can't afford them).

The current agenda can't stand that there is a committee approved nigger replacement for Spiderman out there and people aren't buying, so their solution is to destroy and emasculate Peter as much as possible. This too is a big turn off. Nobody wants Spidersimp or Spiderfailure.
True, I'm basing my "it probably sold alright for a PS5 product" on day 1 impulse buys, anybody that waited for word of mouth probably got soured even if they aren't involved in the culture war faggotry since the grand majority of Spider Man fans are Peter Parker fans, not girlboss MJ or fucking Miles (that the characters also got hit with the ugly stick doesn't help). It always goes back to that burning desire to replace instead of create. Send fucking Miles to Detroit and have him sort out that hellhole instead of encroaching on Peter's turf and give him his rogues gallery of Methhead, Hobozombies and Roof Koreans or whatever instead of being such an obvious bait and switch like with everything else these fucking skinwalkers touch.
 
is it any wonder that brands in the united states have removed characters from their products? aunt jemima's gone. the land 'o lakes butter girl is gone. uncle ben is gone.
That wasn't because customers hated the characters. The reason was that companies went crazy because of the George Floyd incident and removed them because they were scared of being seen as racist.
 
That wasn't because customers hated the characters. The reason was that companies went crazy because of the George Floyd incident and removed them because they were scared of being seen as racist.
Pretty much, for every retard whining about Apu, there were 1000s that were at worst indifferent to the character. I can only imagine it's the same for all of those mascots or team names that some faggot scream about but most of the population don't give a damn about.
 
Miles is a nigger-spic who has never been popular outside of having a pretty damn good suit design, which from what I've seen has been changed in this game so you can see his nigher hair. And no, the Spiderverse movie didn't boost his popularity to any meaningful degree and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. Miles is only popular with woke faggots and niggers. Same goes for most of the Not-Peter Spideys.

MJ isn't ugly, she's just mid at best. Instead of being the literal supermodel bombshell she is in the comics, she's a girl-next-door type which goes against the whole "wow, Peter, how the fuck did you manage that? You lucky cunt". Which is worse, imo, than if she was just ugly. At least if she was objectively ugly you could actually make sense of the retarded redesign and even give Peter nice-guy points for dating an uggo despite having BC lusting for him. Oh wait, Cat is bi(read: dyke) now, nevermind :story:

And don't call yourself a Spider-Man fan if you don't use the hyphen ;)

Only good thing about either game is swinging around the city and the suits. Outside of that, it's just a shitty arkham clone with gay woke shit on top of it all.
 
It's very edgy, but I wish there was a comic story that actually had the superhero 's girlfriend being a total bitch have consequences. Like her forcing the hero to do basic bitch menial work that she could have done herself resulting in him arriving too late to some school shooting.
That would be fucking great. Take it a step further, have her berating the everliving shit out of him till he loses it and turns her into paste. Problem is this only has real impact if it's a beloved and established hero.

MJ isn't ugly, she's just mid at best. Instead of being the literal supermodel bombshell she is in the comics, she's a girl-next-door type
Not with that fucking jaw.
 
Peter Parker is the biggest cuck in existence. First he got cucked by Green Goblin with Gwen Stacy, then he's getting cucked by Paul with MJ (or in the case of this game, her microphone is cucking him instead) Give it a year and he's going to have Aunt may disown him for venom. I hope Stan Lee is blind in hell because seeing what they turned his boy into in heaven would be a worse fate.
 
What is even the context here? It looks like AI art and Spiderman breaths in space and attacks a USA astronaut for some reason (aren't they suppose to be the I love science good guys)?
It’s Sony Ponies saying Spiderman is destroying Starfield.
Imagine caring about a super hero IP, you're on par with the average single-celled organism
I care about Ghost Rider and Punisher that’s about it.
 
is it any wonder that brands in the united states have removed characters from their products? aunt jemima's gone. the land 'o lakes butter girl is gone.

Corporate American wokeism can get bent, Aunt Jemima is the only black woman I'd trust in my home.

Land O Lakes just became historically accurate. They kept the land and got rid of the native.

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Peter Parker is the biggest cuck in existence. First he got cucked by Green Goblin with Gwen Stacy, then he's getting cucked by Paul with MJ (or in the case of this game, her microphone is cucking him instead) Give it a year and he's going to have Aunt may disown him for venom. I hope Stan Lee is blind in hell because seeing what they turned his boy into in heaven would be a worse fate.
Stan The Man hasn't given a shit since ever. This is the same fella who told us nerd fags to get fucked when he said "whoever is writing decides who wins/is stronger" and forever ended online debates before they could even happen. If it wasn't for his pathetic last years on this iteration of earth, he'd be the end all of every conceivable comic debate.

And yes, post Mephistopheles bargain, Peter has been a cuck you could easily strip every achievement/character advancement from in favor of the status quo. Because apparently us Spidey fans only care about Peter when he's a down on his luck everyman instead of the boy from the neighborhood who made it.
 
Corporate American wokeism can get bent, Aunt Jemima is the only black woman I'd trust in my home.

Land O Lakes just became historically accurate. They kept the land and got rid of the native.

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.....Which ruined the gag you used to be able to do with the old box. Teenagers everywhere lost on that day.
 
Seeing a large astroturf twitter movement to promote miles as the new spider man using this quote.
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I'm like 90 percent sure I saw stan saying something else on this that contradicts what they are trying to pull.
 
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Seeing a large astroturf twitter movement to promote miles as the new spider man using this quote.
They can astroturf all they want, he'll never replace Peter and Marvel doesn't have the balls to kill off 616 Peter to make it happen. You'd have better odds of permanently replacing Batman with Dick Grayson.
 
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