Soyderman PS4 - Downgrades, salt, automation and autism. All because of a shitty game from 2004.

  • Thread starter Thread starter LN 910
  • Start date Start date
Sadly, yes it is:
Wow that's a very sane reaction...

Whoever made this needs to be institutionalized.
Watching the Ponies run damage control for Soyderman 2 has been almost as hilarious as watching them seethe over the Starfield direct.

View attachment 5447891
"Saint Greta said NO SPACE EXPLORATION!" - Peter the Redditor

I'm still irritated that never got a rerelease. It's far better than people give it credit for. I know people are annoyed you couldn't skip cutscenes but I never minded it since I love the game so much.
I wish they did a remaster, in hope to revive the multiplayer. I never got to experience it on PC.
 
The game is heavy with cutscenes but unlike most movie games the pacing is tight enough that it didn't bother me too much. And the shooting is just so fucking satisfying. Shoot dodging out the club window and blasting six Brazilians in the dome is cool as fuck.

And the final level man. That airport shootout is iconic to me.
The attention to detail was great, one of my favorite levels was the one at the boss's offices, first shootout has all sorts of papers, cubicle pieces, computer shit and all sorts of stuff flying around as its shot around
 
This is Miles love interest?

1698761654824.png

It's a $23 Uber from West to East across her bell pepper nose.
 
No one wants to play as the nigger, sold less than the first game.

1698870797527.png

https://twitter.com/bogorad222/status/1719782737966436455 [Archive]

Miles Morales version already sold less than the first, turns out when you make it mandatory and sell it on a console no one owns, and do a bunch of "woke" shit no one wants to deal with, you get a shitty game no one plays.
Instead of putting in deaf spray painting cunts, how about make a fun game.
 
No one wants to play as the nigger, sold less than the first game.

View attachment 5460073
https://twitter.com/bogorad222/status/1719782737966436455 [Archive]

Miles Morales version already sold less than the first, turns out when you make it mandatory and sell it on a console no one owns, and do a bunch of "woke" shit no one wants to deal with, you get a shitty game no one plays.
Instead of putting in deaf spray painting cunts, how about make a fun game.
Though I'd love to say it's because people are starting to have some taste, it's a lot likelier the sales figures are crap compared to the first Spooderman for the same reason FFXVI was.

Turns out being a PS5 exclusive means your reach is ass, so I imagine the sales numbers are good... for what the PS5 could ever hope for. Lets not kid ourselves, PS5 owners are desperate for an excuse to justify owning it and this is all they are getting for half a year at a minimum.
 
No one wants to play as the nigger, sold less than the first game.

View attachment 5460073
https://twitter.com/bogorad222/status/1719782737966436455 [Archive]

Miles Morales version already sold less than the first, turns out when you make it mandatory and sell it on a console no one owns, and do a bunch of "woke" shit no one wants to deal with, you get a shitty game no one plays.
Instead of putting in deaf spray painting cunts, how about make a fun game.
The simple reason is that Miles is Spider-Man at home. No matter how hard Marvel tries to push him, people don't want to pay full price for DLC Spider-Man.
 
Though I'd love to say it's because people are starting to have some taste, it's a lot likelier the sales figures are crap compared to the first Spooderman for the same reason FFXVI was.

Turns out being a PS5 exclusive means your reach is ass, so I imagine the sales numbers are good... for what the PS5 could ever hope for. Lets not kid ourselves, PS5 owners are desperate for an excuse to justify owning it and this is all they are getting for half a year at a minimum.
You think it's even feasible to back port it to PS4 to make up the lost, probably hundreds of millions? It would be the first instance I can even think of later putting out a game on old gen. But most Sony owners own PS4 with no intention of buying the gayer sequel.
 
You think it's even feasible to back port it to PS4 to make up the lost, probably hundreds of millions? It would be the first instance I can even think of later putting out a game on old gen. But most Sony owners own PS4 with no intention of buying the gayer sequel.
Seeing how the game looks worse than the first one and how I don't think doing a series of fetch quests so some faggots can blush at each other consumes too many resources, I presume they made it PS5 exclusive to make the console more enticing. If they now decided to shit it out into the PS4, well the word of mouth is out now, I expect it will sell a lot worse than if it had just gotten released with the PS5 version at the same time. But realistically, I expect another "Remaster" to be shat onto Steam and they'll call it a day.
 
  • Like
Reactions: SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
I imagine the truth lies somewhere in the middle. PS5 sales are extremely limited, sure, but over half of the word of mouth I've seen on normies sites is controversy surrounding the crowbarred inclusion of MJ stealth sections (that were universally hated) almost done out of spite, horrific character designs, and the nigger spray painting section. None of this spiteful not-Spiderman shit could do anything but hurt sales. I am a gigantic Spiderman fag and I could probably tolerate Miles if I had to but I'm not spending 70 dollars on that shit.

And yes, nobody likes Miles except for white women on Twitter (who don't buy games) and niggers (who can't afford them).

The current agenda can't stand that there is a committee approved nigger replacement for Spiderman out there and people aren't buying, so their solution is to destroy and emasculate Peter as much as possible. This too is a big turn off. Nobody wants Spidersimp or Spiderfailure.
 
There was a point in time this character design would have been considered a racist caricature. What a change the years bring.
I wonder if this character and Ellie's girlfriend from TLOU2 are like nose highlanders and they fight each other to absorb each other's noses. It's the only thing that makes sense.
 
All I know is the second I saw black lady FBI agent that we have to play I just wrote the game off honestly.
this shit is so sad, tbh. i'm not admonishing you for it, no no. it's just that i know this is a near-universal sentiment among any audience in the world now. anyone who would have included a character like this in their product now will never do it because it's become so radioactive. is it any wonder that brands in the united states have removed characters from their products? aunt jemima's gone. the land 'o lakes butter girl is gone. uncle ben is gone. no one can be an ordinary author or director or performer or actor anymore. there was a time i wrote a short fictional story in high school and one of the characters was a discreet lesbian. i had no ulterior motive and thought nothing of it. but if i were in high school now, writing that project, i'd never have made a character like that. you attract a lot of bad attention whether you do it or not, and people are justifiably furious about it. not to mention, audiences are poised to generate backlash the second they see these exceptional snowflake diversity characters belittle and demean everyone around them and force beloved protagonists and other fan favorites to take a back seat to their awesomeness.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Backpack Knight
At least there's no microtransactions in Spider-Man 2.

I hate how @SSj_Ness fucking called this mess with the sequel.
It wasn't particularly insightful honestly, I've just never seen a game ever get less woke, it usually seems to only get worse. TLOU had gay men and interracial lesbian teens, so I wasn't the least bit surprised with that sequel either. Same for Street Fighter 6, once they started up with censorship and uglying up the girls (not just in SFV, but MvC too) it was obvious which direction they were going in.

This is Miles love interest?

View attachment 5455841

It's a $23 Uber from West to East across her bell pepper nose.
Liberals being more racist than conservatives will always be funny to me. If a conservative designed that character he'd be cancelled.
 
Back