Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

soy woah jaque said:
>Obligatory text to prevent janny deletion, but the image says enough. Was gonna post a soyjak circlejerk but that might've been too on the nose.
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The user above me is an actual seething ESL latinx venezuelan shitskin and the most obsessed kiwicel on this site BTW, his clitty leaks all over the place whenever he sees a soyjak because xhe looks like that and says that (they actually prefer latinx)
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Take a minute to read several pages of this nigga coping about sharty users GEG💀💀💀
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Could this be the real life fnfpedoshitskinjartycuck?
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Why does the sharty brainfuck latinx so bad?, I'm starting to think that the sharty is a CIA electronic warfare tool to destabilize the third-world.
 
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>🧪 Dr. Anthony Fauci’s Perspective (Mask be upon him)

>View of Bear Grylls: A "High-Risk, High-Reward" Subject of Study

>Public Health Lens: Fauci might see Bear Grylls as a public health anomaly — a man who thrives in extreme, hazardous conditions. Bear’s habit of drinking untreated water from streams, eating raw animals, and surviving in unsanitary environments would make any early present introductiondemiologist shudder. But he’d also recognize Grylls as a case study in human adaptability.
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>Possible Quote from Fauci: “While I do not recommend drinking water from elephant dung, Bear Grylls demonstrates a remarkable resistance to microbial threats. Further study is warranted.”
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>Role in the Paradigm: Grylls could be framed as an "outlier of natural immunity" — the kind of person public health officials would never endorse, but quietly respect for his resilience. Fauci might advocate for Grylls to get a series of booster shots before filming his next season.
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>What Bug Would Fauci Serve Him? Mealworms, ground into a smoothie powder for optimal absorption and bioavailability. Fauci would promote the smoothie as "scientifically formulated" to enhance Bear’s survival odds in extreme environments.
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>🌐 Klaus Schwab’s Perspective (Pod be open to him)

>View of Bear Grylls: A Misguided Survivalist Who Rejects the Pod Life
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>Great Reset Lens: Klaus Schwab might see Bear Grylls as a relic of the old world — a man still clinging to "survivalist individualism" when he should be embracing "communal resilience." Why drink elephant dung water when the pod has perfectly filtered hydro-gel packs? Why sleep under a tree when you can have a climate-controlled micro-apartment with bug protein on tap?
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>Possible Quote from Schwab: “Mr. Grylls represents the rugged individualism of a bygone era. True resilience lies not in braving the wild, but in embracing the interconnected support of the networked pod.”
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>Role in the Paradigm: Schwab might see Bear as a "disruptive icon" — a man who could be converted into a "Reset Influencer" if given the right incentives. Imagine Bear Grylls hosting a show where he survives entirely within a pod, foraging for sustainable insect-festive meals from a climate-controlled protein farm.

>What Bug Would Schwab Serve Him? Crickets, but not raw. They’d be air-dried and served in minimalist, “zero-waste packaging” with a sleek, modern aesthetic. The tagline would be: "Survival Made Sustainable."
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>Bear Grylls' Response to Fauci and Schwab

>If Bear Grylls were aware of these figures' perceptions of him, he'd likely respond with something along these lines:

>To Fauci: "Drinking elephant dung water builds immunity, mate. You can't boost what nature already perfected." [good boy]

>To Schwab: "I’ll live in the wild, not in a pod. If I want crickets, I’ll catch them myself." [good boy]
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>Summary

>Dr. Fauci would see Bear Grylls as a fascinating case study in human immunity, but he'd still recommend proper sterilization procedures and booster shots.
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>Klaus Schwab would view Bear Grylls as a primitive holdout from the era of "toxic individualism" but would probably offer him a reality show contract to showcase life in a sustainable pod. [sprokeelf]




>Ultimately, Bear Grylls remains a wildcard in the grand plan for pod-festive utopia. While Fauci and Schwab might try to bring him into the fold, Bear would likely remain on the outside, eating wild crickets with his bare hands while the rest of us sip cricket smoothies from biodegradable straws.
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IMG_1858.png>imminent kiwicelebrate in their bread that's so diluted it's basically a schlog offshoot at this point. half the users also use schlog like gifterald and soytan enthusiast.
^furgroomer spacing
>hohoho, it's Kiwimerry!














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<You’re a furfag go Believe in the magic of christmas! no one cares that they are also snowmans when you’re raisinting up my board with this antimatter
<you & fpenegros are the same. actually, slightly worse. go back to your cord & xixxer, and your gay little steam GC. faggot.
 
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soy woah jaque said:
nusoicacas can't come up with new slang because their culture is stagnant and stale so the FDL has to rape them with gimmicks every 3 seconds so the pph doesn't evaporate
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Actually results in less pph, same thing happens in Christmas 2023 sharty when froot added these wordfilters.
Honestly it would be funny if it was for the last few days leading up to Christmas but the entire month is just annoying.
 
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