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Inb4 "what's this got to do with the thread" it gives you insight into the mind of a soyjak.party janitor, and I believe I speak for most of them, despite their reduced willingness to break the powerlevel rule and admit how much of losers they are, and despite our different career choices.
So, since y'all folx are INVITING me into being a blogposting troon, allow me to do so. Allow me to estabilish how related being a (former) soyjak.party janitor, an Ace Attorney fan, and a wannabe prosecutor are.
Let me preface this by saying that I was NOT inspired by the Ace Attranny series to pursue a career in law. I do NOT admire the characters and scenarios in the series nor want to emulate them in real life
I do NOT want to study law to cope with hecking traumas and my failures.
2024 is my first year of university. I have NOT used Ace Attranny as a way of learning law, and I do NOT see it as being very informative in regards to legal concepts, terms, and procedures.
Also, mandatorily, let me soyquote myself:
>I can't wait till I get my massa's degree in law it will be just like my favorite isekai slop-of-life tranime pedo visual novel where I unravel the MYSTERY of the LOCKED ROOM hahhaha goddamn I love being in the courtroom and hecking CROSS EXAMINING (even though I've never set foot inside one irl) I know I'll love the EVIDENCE the CONTRADICTIONS the WITNESSES the OBJECTIONS oooooh (Just like my favorite detective stories!!!) (even though I don't read)
So, prosecutors are basically government jannies, yeah? They protect a corrupt system in place, and are therefore, hecking jannies. They're the good guys, but they also enable criminals in some cases. But, in truth, and I know that this will DETONATE my career once I get doxxed, what I really want to do is convict niggers and bums. That is to say, not only criminals, but also people who are generally scum and don't deserve to live. Also, since I made it into university (not a private one. And I'm told public university is of a higher quality than private ones in my country.), and have a high verbal IQ (I took an IQ test in real life, so it's not one of those internet scams), which shows I am not a complete retard and that law is my vocation. Ev&oe I had to repeat two grades and dropped out of highschool and lived 2023 as a NEET. But then I took some hecking government exams that gave me the equivalent of a high school diploma. Feel free to poke holes in my story, I'll address them in another post.
There's also the issue of my Asperger's diagnosis. That explains my love for the Party and my verbal IQ both, yes? Have you heard of the autism male brain theory?
>[amniotic fluid testosterone] is inversely associated with frequency of eye contact at 12 months old [45] and with size of vocabulary development at 18 and 24 months [46]. fT is also inversely associated with quality of social relationships at 48 months [47] and with empathy at 48 and 96 months [48],[49]. In contrast, amniotic fT is positively associated with narrow interests at 48 months [47], with “systemizing” at 96 months [18], and with performance on the Embedded Figures Test (EFT) as a measure of attention to detail at 96 months [50].
Like, this totally explains my chad behavior in preschool and how I managed to have several "girlfriends" around that time and even hold hands when I was 6. But that's unrelated. I also have other signs of high prenatal testosterone, such as a good, masculine facial structure, below average height, a much longer than my index finger ring finger.
So, back to law. I love to argue and debate, yes? And I like to be contrarian, yes? I am just like the fictional character GODfred von CHADma (who did nothing wrong >B-BUT HE LITERALLY MURDERED A MAN AND MURDER IS... LE BAD BECAUSE UHH...), yes? Though I have a strong sense of morality, even if I say so myself, which leads us to: I understand that law is not inherently moral, but that we're supposed to uphold it, and that it must be followed no matter what. I'll get to the relation with being an imageboard in a bit.
Much of being a prosecutor revolves around arguing for something. It also involves lots of reading, research, talking, and persuading people that your argument is better. In fact, attorneys often use their verbal reasoning skills to convince others of their arguments. Which I'm..., disappointingly not good at, as I've demonstrated.
My reasoning skills are lacking and my knowledge of law is severely lacking. You may notice that my posts are filled with non-sequiturs and stuff. In other words, they're incoherent. One might think that my posts are some long-form art or a poem, but no, I just have a hecking mental illness, and I don't understand why people keep encouraging me to keep making posts.
I know my weaknesses, so I plan on using my strengths to overcome them and make up for them. These strengths include being good at memorizing things (which is good when you have a law exam (though I have trouble memorizing people, faces, names, events, etc, which is as expected of any sperg), a good vocabulary, the ability to understand complex concepts.
Now let's discuss JANNY. First off, let me DEBUNK the "power-hungry" allegations. And I won't do so by claiming it's out of love for the community and selflessness (it is, but that's a weak argument), I will use a fact: I never had any power to speak of. The only "power" I had was that of a janitor, and in no way did it ever manifest itself in any action or decision-making. I did what I was told, no more, no less, nothing else. I was no different from any janitor on the board. My attempts to convince the administration of stuff failed entirely. I once tried to convince the administration that we should make the sage feature invisible. I got nothing. Not even a reaction. Nothing. Is there any good reason to keep it visible other than spite and "it produces gemmish seethe"? I have tried suggesting several other features. Emphasis on "suggesting". I have never been assertive. And I was not the fun/coal police either, when making the decision to delete posts, I always hesitated on the side of caution. I was not some kind of superjanny.
But I’m not here to justify or defend myself. The reason I became a janitor is that I felt like the soyjak.party community needed more structure. In my eyes, the Party is in the same state as I am: it has great potential, but it has failed to achieve it because of its poor leadership. In the same way that I failed to reach my potential in real life, because my parents failed as parents and did a terrible job at raising me, I believe that the Party failed to reach its full potential because of its incompetent and inefficient leadership.
To summarize, my decision to become a janitor came from an impulse to fix the Party, which itself was the result of my urge to fix myself. It came from my "perfectionist" side. I have a very strong sense of what's good and what's bad for community. So I don't desire power, I desire control. It's a little different. I have my own way of doing things and I'm not willing to let anyone interfere with that, especially when it comes to the community I (used to, and want to) moderate. In other words, I just want to make the Party better, and I know how to fix it.
I know this is a long post, but I'll be damned if I'm going to leave anything out. I consider my six months as a janny the start of my career in law. I want to help people and I want to change things for the better. I want to be able to look at myself in the mirror and say "I made a difference". It may seem like a waste of time to spend my days on the Party instead of doing something more productive, but I know that it's worth it.
What I've done with the Party is not just an attempt at improvement, it's an act of self-improvement. I believe that by working to make the Party better, I can make myself better. I can become a better person. I can become the person I've always wanted to be. I can become the person I know I can be.
I love the Party and I'm proud of what we've accomplished. But I know that there's still a lot of work to be done. I know that there's still a lot of room for improvement. And I'm not going to stop until we've reached our full potential.
There are a few more reasons I became a janitor. One is that I want to learn how to lead and manage a team, as well as improve my communication skills. I know that there are things I need to work on and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get better. I'm also hoping that being a janitor will give me the opportunity to make new friends and expand my social circle. I've always been a bit of a loner, but I'm trying to change that. Even if it means online, autistic friends.
I also hope that being a janitor will help me become more organized and responsible. I know that I have a tendency to procrastinate and be a bit forgetful, but I'm determined to improve. Being a janitor is just the first step.
Lastly, let's discuss my "sperginess". Is it a blessing or a curse? It's a curse. And the curse is that I'm autistic and I can't help but be a sperg, and I don't fit in anywhere, not even at the Party. This leads to an existential crisis: Where am I supposed to go? I have nowhere to go. The mire into which I've sunk makes it hard to breathe.
I know that this is a long post, but I feel like I need to get it all out. I'm hoping that by being more open and honest about myself, I can finally start to find some answers.
Let me preface this by saying that I was NOT inspired by the Ace Attranny series to pursue a career in law. I do NOT admire the characters and scenarios in the series nor want to emulate them in real life
I do NOT want to study law to cope with hecking traumas and my failures.
2024 is my first year of university. I have NOT used Ace Attranny as a way of learning law, and I do NOT see it as being very informative in regards to legal concepts, terms, and procedures.
Also, mandatorily, let me soyquote myself:
>I can't wait till I get my massa's degree in law it will be just like my favorite isekai slop-of-life tranime pedo visual novel where I unravel the MYSTERY of the LOCKED ROOM hahhaha goddamn I love being in the courtroom and hecking CROSS EXAMINING (even though I've never set foot inside one irl) I know I'll love the EVIDENCE the CONTRADICTIONS the WITNESSES the OBJECTIONS oooooh (Just like my favorite detective stories!!!) (even though I don't read)
So, prosecutors are basically government jannies, yeah? They protect a corrupt system in place, and are therefore, hecking jannies. They're the good guys, but they also enable criminals in some cases. But, in truth, and I know that this will DETONATE my career once I get doxxed, what I really want to do is convict niggers and bums. That is to say, not only criminals, but also people who are generally scum and don't deserve to live. Also, since I made it into university (not a private one. And I'm told public university is of a higher quality than private ones in my country.), and have a high verbal IQ (I took an IQ test in real life, so it's not one of those internet scams), which shows I am not a complete retard and that law is my vocation. Ev&oe I had to repeat two grades and dropped out of highschool and lived 2023 as a NEET. But then I took some hecking government exams that gave me the equivalent of a high school diploma. Feel free to poke holes in my story, I'll address them in another post.
There's also the issue of my Asperger's diagnosis. That explains my love for the Party and my verbal IQ both, yes? Have you heard of the autism male brain theory?
>[amniotic fluid testosterone] is inversely associated with frequency of eye contact at 12 months old [45] and with size of vocabulary development at 18 and 24 months [46]. fT is also inversely associated with quality of social relationships at 48 months [47] and with empathy at 48 and 96 months [48],[49]. In contrast, amniotic fT is positively associated with narrow interests at 48 months [47], with “systemizing” at 96 months [18], and with performance on the Embedded Figures Test (EFT) as a measure of attention to detail at 96 months [50].
Like, this totally explains my chad behavior in preschool and how I managed to have several "girlfriends" around that time and even hold hands when I was 6. But that's unrelated. I also have other signs of high prenatal testosterone, such as a good, masculine facial structure, below average height, a much longer than my index finger ring finger.
So, back to law. I love to argue and debate, yes? And I like to be contrarian, yes? I am just like the fictional character GODfred von CHADma (who did nothing wrong >B-BUT HE LITERALLY MURDERED A MAN AND MURDER IS... LE BAD BECAUSE UHH...), yes? Though I have a strong sense of morality, even if I say so myself, which leads us to: I understand that law is not inherently moral, but that we're supposed to uphold it, and that it must be followed no matter what. I'll get to the relation with being an imageboard in a bit.
Much of being a prosecutor revolves around arguing for something. It also involves lots of reading, research, talking, and persuading people that your argument is better. In fact, attorneys often use their verbal reasoning skills to convince others of their arguments. Which I'm..., disappointingly not good at, as I've demonstrated.
My reasoning skills are lacking and my knowledge of law is severely lacking. You may notice that my posts are filled with non-sequiturs and stuff. In other words, they're incoherent. One might think that my posts are some long-form art or a poem, but no, I just have a hecking mental illness, and I don't understand why people keep encouraging me to keep making posts.
I know my weaknesses, so I plan on using my strengths to overcome them and make up for them. These strengths include being good at memorizing things (which is good when you have a law exam (though I have trouble memorizing people, faces, names, events, etc, which is as expected of any sperg), a good vocabulary, the ability to understand complex concepts.
Now let's discuss JANNY. First off, let me DEBUNK the "power-hungry" allegations. And I won't do so by claiming it's out of love for the community and selflessness (it is, but that's a weak argument), I will use a fact: I never had any power to speak of. The only "power" I had was that of a janitor, and in no way did it ever manifest itself in any action or decision-making. I did what I was told, no more, no less, nothing else. I was no different from any janitor on the board. My attempts to convince the administration of stuff failed entirely. I once tried to convince the administration that we should make the sage feature invisible. I got nothing. Not even a reaction. Nothing. Is there any good reason to keep it visible other than spite and "it produces gemmish seethe"? I have tried suggesting several other features. Emphasis on "suggesting". I have never been assertive. And I was not the fun/coal police either, when making the decision to delete posts, I always hesitated on the side of caution. I was not some kind of superjanny.
But I’m not here to justify or defend myself. The reason I became a janitor is that I felt like the soyjak.party community needed more structure. In my eyes, the Party is in the same state as I am: it has great potential, but it has failed to achieve it because of its poor leadership. In the same way that I failed to reach my potential in real life, because my parents failed as parents and did a terrible job at raising me, I believe that the Party failed to reach its full potential because of its incompetent and inefficient leadership.
To summarize, my decision to become a janitor came from an impulse to fix the Party, which itself was the result of my urge to fix myself. It came from my "perfectionist" side. I have a very strong sense of what's good and what's bad for community. So I don't desire power, I desire control. It's a little different. I have my own way of doing things and I'm not willing to let anyone interfere with that, especially when it comes to the community I (used to, and want to) moderate. In other words, I just want to make the Party better, and I know how to fix it.
I know this is a long post, but I'll be damned if I'm going to leave anything out. I consider my six months as a janny the start of my career in law. I want to help people and I want to change things for the better. I want to be able to look at myself in the mirror and say "I made a difference". It may seem like a waste of time to spend my days on the Party instead of doing something more productive, but I know that it's worth it.
What I've done with the Party is not just an attempt at improvement, it's an act of self-improvement. I believe that by working to make the Party better, I can make myself better. I can become a better person. I can become the person I've always wanted to be. I can become the person I know I can be.
I love the Party and I'm proud of what we've accomplished. But I know that there's still a lot of work to be done. I know that there's still a lot of room for improvement. And I'm not going to stop until we've reached our full potential.
There are a few more reasons I became a janitor. One is that I want to learn how to lead and manage a team, as well as improve my communication skills. I know that there are things I need to work on and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get better. I'm also hoping that being a janitor will give me the opportunity to make new friends and expand my social circle. I've always been a bit of a loner, but I'm trying to change that. Even if it means online, autistic friends.
I also hope that being a janitor will help me become more organized and responsible. I know that I have a tendency to procrastinate and be a bit forgetful, but I'm determined to improve. Being a janitor is just the first step.
Lastly, let's discuss my "sperginess". Is it a blessing or a curse? It's a curse. And the curse is that I'm autistic and I can't help but be a sperg, and I don't fit in anywhere, not even at the Party. This leads to an existential crisis: Where am I supposed to go? I have nowhere to go. The mire into which I've sunk makes it hard to breathe.
I know that this is a long post, but I feel like I need to get it all out. I'm hoping that by being more open and honest about myself, I can finally start to find some answers.
Inb4 "what's this got to do with the thread" it gives you insight into the mind of a soyjak.party janitor, and I believe I speak for most of them, despite their reduced willingness to break the powerlevel rule and admit how much of losers they are, and despite our different career choices.
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rather you love them or hate them, j*rtycvcks were right all along about kuz and the sharty.
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Blazeuser56
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the vantablack niggerdust hellstone browntranny distortioncoal that crawled its way out of the depths of /nate/ to deposit one final rancid bowel movement onto the rotting corpse of 'jakking
Blazeuser56
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So in short, the Sharty is just as corrupted and brimstone as 4cuck...
Gustaf VI Adolf
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my nigga this is exactly why I made a splinter, the culture does not depend on the site
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making an "addressing the allegations" q&a page is peak yanderedev attitude.
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is OP @cranoppwel banned? cause the Op could use a section on admins besides @kuz, especially since there's sharty admins and jannies posting ITT.
Dr Sprokeberg
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The party failed when it primarily stopped being a place to post gems, mostly bald men with glasses. To be the counterculture against the 4th industrial revolution and NOT wear the mask, quote the thoughers, ban evade to post more soyjak ops on /qa/, flood the 'log with gems, win high stakes soyduels, and many other things.
Unfunny NAS, 'p spam, /int/coal, discord drama, BMT, BBC (or even just penis color posting in general), and probably other coal-ish trends, have all slowly become the cancer killing the 'arty.
But instead of addressing that, it's just turned into gay admin drama instead.
TLDR: words words words, post gems instead
Unfunny NAS, 'p spam, /int/coal, discord drama, BMT, BBC (or even just penis color posting in general), and probably other coal-ish trends, have all slowly become the cancer killing the 'arty.
But instead of addressing that, it's just turned into gay admin drama instead.
TLDR: words words words, post gems instead
Chuck (Formerly Sneed)
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Something I've not seen anyone point out so far is that Doll - by his own admission - joined kiwifarms because "it'd be good to interact with every group tangentially interested in the party" and was posting semi-frequently. However when Kuz reappeared and this thread stopped being as friendly towards Doll he suddenly stopped posting, started to talk about making a sharty forums of their own on the site and is banning anyone talking about Kuz's allegations.
Maybe this is nothing. Doll could very easily be too busy working his dead end forklift job and running a site filled with small children to have had time to post here and address what Kuz has said. I just find this to lend credence towards Kuz even if I am skeptical of his selfdox (I am jealous of the position he's in where if it's legitimate nobody seems to believe it).
Forgive me for being such a newfag that I can't figure out how to @ the appropriate accounts, I've never had a reason to make a 'farms account before.
Maybe this is nothing. Doll could very easily be too busy working his dead end forklift job and running a site filled with small children to have had time to post here and address what Kuz has said. I just find this to lend credence towards Kuz even if I am skeptical of his selfdox (I am jealous of the position he's in where if it's legitimate nobody seems to believe it).
Forgive me for being such a newfag that I can't figure out how to @ the appropriate accounts, I've never had a reason to make a 'farms account before.
Gustaf VI Adolf
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>xhe thinks stricter application of law will fix the problem
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The truth shartoids are too afraid to face is that most of them are 'cuck refugees.
And the ones that aren't are Trooncord invaders which is much worse. There's the true nature of your "newGODS". Porn obsessed teenagers who wear programmer socks.
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100% are 'cuck refugees and those that aren't are worse.
What site do you think kway was on?
The Dirty Dashiki
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Can you turn off the "enable javascript and cookies" shit or are you just constantly being ddos'd?
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MarMar049
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For what reason?
I swear to god if kiwifarms gets blamed for the cowtipping by this splinter...