Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Fräulein Troonjak said:
That's a scandalous allegation. But is there any substantiation to it? Obviously Pedo wouldn't be so careless as to leave an evidence trail, so I ask you what made you think he is a pedophile.
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Kuz is almost certainly a pedophile (or a lolicon at least) but not because doll or goth said so. He has acted very gay and posted gay shit on Telegram and has a high pitched gay voice and sexts boys and more, so theres plenty of evidence that hes gay, and we can deduce that since most LGBT people are predators, kuz is likely a pedo as well, but a gay pedo. Doll said he posted CP on the sharty but that makes no sense (and it makes you wonder why doll was complicit for 1+ year).

Not to mention kuz has been in court twice for sexual abusing teenage boys. There is too much evidence for me to think anything other than that he is a mentally ill drug addicted homosexual pedophile who is now so washed up and penniless he is shilling crypto scams for a fat retard.

That being said... to many people use that fact as a cushion to shield doll from rightful criticism, and I disagree with that.
 
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Root is faking the DDoS

source: literal who (its true though)
 
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bigfagredditbaby said:
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Root is faking the DDoS

source: literal who (its true though)
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People do occasionally turn off the servers when a DDOS happens. If the 'sharty is somehow not FUM (Fully Unmetered) or they think turning off the servers will discourage the DDOS'er then I can see this being it.

Do we even know if the admins even said it was a DDOS?

Edit: nvm
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Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
 
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Obsessed snowman said:
Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
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HWABAG. Singlehandedly saved the sharty.
 
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bigfagredditbaby said:
Marge. DD was never actually posted iirc and those were just rumors. Thats lost media
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During the Kuz era someone posted a "50/50, 5 little chuddies or DD" video thread. Of course because nobody believed someone would actually post fucking that on the sharty soyteens clicked on it. Then came horrified reactions, prompting other soyteens to think everyone was doing a funny LARP and click on the video themselves. It was not 5 little chuddies. It stayed up for something like 15-20 minutes.

Obsessed snowman said:
Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
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Make this guy the new admin of soyjak.party
 
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Obsessed snowman said:
Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
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pisscels from ohio 💀💀
 
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9gfuwegw9j9 said:
spammed CSAM in order to get soot to sell
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That's bullshit, even though there's reason to believe it. Evidently my pro-Sootist bias is showing.
John R. Brown M.D. said:
pisscels from ohio 💀💀
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Skulls have always been offsiter garbage. The fact that Froot fucking encourages it by creating the board that shall not be named shows how much of an insipid being he is.
 
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Doll has suspiciously disappeared. Why does this guy have two aliases? One of which is Logan T Cooper and the other is Logan Dewitt. What do we really know about doll?
Alias 1
Alias 1
Alias 2?


This guy has two well fleshed out aliases. Usually only criminals do that. It doesn’t look like he has a record though so what’s going on here?
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Birdie0 said:
This guy has two well fleshed out aliases. Usually only criminals do that. It doesn’t look like he has a record though so what’s going on here?
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Like all of kuz's buddies he probably has numerous false identities and fake names and backstories. I can't believe some people are still falling for the false dichotomy of kuz vs doll. They were best buds for a year and then they had a cat fight and broke up. Doll was undoubtedly involved in kuz's criminal enterprises and possibly worse. No honor among thieves.


This is dolls actualy info, as revealed by the jarty. It was confirmed to be real since posting the following text (or any variation of it) gets you an instant perma. It was also revealed in leaked kolyma docs that were uploaded to swedishwin
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That’s a fail doxx

Logan Cooper

Lives in Akron, OH
Born on October 17th, 1971 (52 years old)

PRIMARY RESIDENCE:

333 Lindenwood Ave.Akron, OH 44301+211141.043700°, -81.515100°
HOME FACTS:
Year Built2024
Purchased OnAugust 13th, 1998

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bigfagredditbaby said:
Like all of kuz's buddies he probably has numerous false identities and fake names and backstories. I can't believe some people are still falling for the false dichotomy of kuz vs doll. They were best buds for a year and then they had a cat fight and broke up. Doll was undoubtedly involved in kuz's criminal enterprises and possibly worse. No honor among thieves.


This is dolls actualy info, as revealed by the jarty. It was confirmed to be real since posting the following text (or any variation of it) gets you an instant perma. It was also revealed in leaked kolyma docs that were uploaded to swedishwin
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