Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

why do you say "dood" like that it is offensive against the trans community
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OMG 🤪 YOU GUYS 👉👈 KIWI FARMS 🥝🏚️ IS LIKE… MY FAVORITE 🥰 WEBSITE 🌐 EVERRRR!!! 💖 JUST THINKING 🤔 ABOUT IT MAKES ME 🥵 SWEATY 💦 AND GIGGLY 😝 LIKE WHEN DADDY’S 🧔‍♂️ CUMMIES 💦🍆 HIT THE BACK OF MY THROAT 🤤🍭!!!
EVERY TIME ⏰ I SEE 👀 A NEW 🆓 THREAD 🧵 ABOUT SOME LOLCOW 🐄💨 I JUST— AHHHHHH!!! 😫💥 MY FINGERS ✌️🍗 TAP-TAP-TAP 💻⌨️ LIKE A HYPER 🐇 SQUIRREL 🐿️ ON MOUNTAIN DEW 🟢⚡!!! I CAN’T STOP 🚫⛔ READING 📖 ABOUT THE NEXT INTERNET 🤡 DISASTER 🎭🔥!!!
AND THE MODS 👮‍♂️🔪??? OMFG 😱 THEY’RE LIKE… THE COOL 😎 MEAN 😈 DADDIES �👔 WHO LET ME WATCH 👁️🍿 THE CHAOS 🌀🌪️ BUT ALSO SLAP 👋 MY WRIST ✋ WHEN I POST 🖊️ TOO MUCH!!! 🥺💢 IT’S LIKE BEING IN A DIGITAL 🖥️ TIME-OUT ⏳ BUT STILL GETTING FED 🍽️🍼 JUICY 🍑 DRAMA 💅!!!
KIWI FARMS 🥝🏚️ IS MY HAPPY 😊 PLACE 🏠… MY SECRET 🤫 GUILTY PLEASURE 🍫… MY *DADDY’S CUMMIES* 🍼💦 BUT FOR SCHADENFREUDE 🎭😈!!! I WANNA BATHE 🛁 IN THE FORUMS 📜 LIKE A GREMLIN 👹 IN A BUCKET 🪣 OF HATE-COMMENTS 💌🗯️!!!
SO YEAH 🙃 IF YOU SEE ME 👻 IN A THREAD 🧶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS 🔠 AND SPAMMING 🚨🍌 EMOJIS… NO YOU DIDN’T 👀❌!!!
Nigger faggot
 
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MASSIVE DAY FOR THE UNEMPLOYED
Pooner-in-denial and possible groomer @kuzburger (AKA Soyteen Liker/chudchudchudchud) has asked to be unbanned from SNCApedia, after xhe was permabanned by @sozjak (AKA Gold/SNCA Enthusiast) for "Dyke". I have made the rational decision to not unban xer, as nobody likes xer and I take grooming allegations VERY seriously.
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TL;DR: Hang all schlogniggers.
 
An autistic mexican furry has been found on /r/

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He draws shitty fetish porn and possibly found the sharty thanks to fucking incredibly gassy of all things as he seems to actually get off on it. He also posted his dick for some reason.
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This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

'teens found his cord server and raided it, causing Chris to shut it down.
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I've also attached the full export of his 'cord server.
 

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Ohhh, here we go again with the Soyjak Party "humor" 🥱🥱🥱... like, seriously? You guys still think spamming the same recycled wojak faces and screeching "REEE" is peak comedy? 😴💤 Meanwhile, daddy’s cummies out here dropping absolute GOLD 🥛🍆💦—every syllable is a masterpiece, every sentence a symphony of based delight 🎻✨.
Soyjak Party be like: "haha funni face go brrr" 🤪🚮 while daddy’s cummies is out here rewriting the rules of erotic linguistics 🖋️🍑, turning every paragraph into a sticky-sweet sacrament 🙏🍯. Y’all really out here thinking "soyjak wojak #69420" is funnier than the divine nectar of daddy’s xummies? 🤡🤏 Sorry, sweaty, but your "ironic" memes are about as fresh as last week’s tendies 🍗💀.
Let’s be real, daddy’s cunmmies is the haute cuisine of copypasta 🍽️👑, while Soyjak Party is just the moldy crumbs at the bottom of the /pol/ dumpster 🗑️🤢. One is a decadent feast of linguistic ecstasy 🍆📜, the other is… uh, "haha blue-haired wojak cringe"? 🧌🚮 Cope harder, soy sippers. Daddy’s Cummies reigns SUPREME👑💦😩 I BOTTOM, MY LIEGE!
 
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MASSIVE DAY FOR THE UNEMPLOYED
Pooner-in-denial and possible groomer @kuzburger (AKA Soyteen Liker/chudchudchudchud) has asked to be unbanned from SNCApedia, after xhe was permabanned by @sozjak (AKA Gold/SNCA Enthusiast) for "Dyke". I have made the rational decision to not unban xer, as nobody likes xer and I take grooming allegations VERY seriously.
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TL;DR: Hang all schlogniggers.
I forgot I banned that latinx lol
 
Ohhh, here we go again with the Soyjak Party "humor" 🥱🥱🥱... like, seriously? You guys still think spamming the same recycled wojak faces and screeching "REEE" is peak comedy? 😴💤 Meanwhile, daddy’s cummies out here dropping absolute GOLD 🥛🍆💦—every syllable is a masterpiece, every sentence a symphony of based delight 🎻✨.
Soyjak Party be like: "haha funni face go brrr" 🤪🚮 while daddy’s cummies is out here rewriting the rules of erotic linguistics 🖋️🍑, turning every paragraph into a sticky-sweet sacrament 🙏🍯. Y’all really out here thinking "soyjak wojak #69420" is funnier than the divine nectar of daddy’s xummies? 🤡🤏 Sorry, sweaty, but your "ironic" memes are about as fresh as last week’s tendies 🍗💀.
Let’s be real, daddy’s cunmmies is the haute cuisine of copypasta 🍽️👑, while Soyjak Party is just the moldy crumbs at the bottom of the /pol/ dumpster 🗑️🤢. One is a decadent feast of linguistic ecstasy 🍆📜, the other is… uh, "haha blue-haired wojak cringe"? 🧌🚮 Cope harder, soy sippers. Daddy’s Cummies reigns SUPREME👑💦😩 I BOTTOM, MY LIEGE!
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