Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Azure05]

OMG YOU GUYS KIWI FARMS IS LIKE… MY FAVORITE WEBSITE EVERRRR!!! JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME SWEATY AND GIGGLY LIKE WHEN DADDY’S CUMMIES HIT THE BACK OF MY THROAT !!!
EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW THREAD ABOUT SOME LOLCOW I JUST— AHHHHHH!!! MY FINGERS TAP-TAP-TAP LIKE A HYPER SQUIRREL ON MOUNTAIN DEW !!! I CAN’T STOP READING ABOUT THE NEXT INTERNET DISASTER !!!
AND THE MODS ??? OMFG THEY’RE LIKE… THE COOL MEAN DADDIES � WHO LET ME WATCH THE CHAOS BUT ALSO SLAP MY WRIST WHEN I POST TOO MUCH!!! IT’S LIKE BEING IN A DIGITAL TIME-OUT BUT STILL GETTING FED JUICY DRAMA !!!
KIWI FARMS IS MY HAPPY PLACE … MY SECRET GUILTY PLEASURE … MY *DADDY’S CUMMIES* BUT FOR SCHADENFREUDE !!! I WANNA BATHE IN THE FORUMS LIKE A GREMLIN IN A BUCKET OF HATE-COMMENTS !!!
SO YEAH IF YOU SEE ME IN A THREAD TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND SPAMMING EMOJIS… NO YOU DIDN’T !!!

Nigger faggot

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

breaking news: nothing ever happens on the sharty

 

[aout]

why are algerians such bad posters

 

[Jotch]

why are algerians such bad posters
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They are French AND black.

 

[sozjak]

breaking news: nothing ever happens on the sharty

just A FEW HOURS until soot gets reinstated and does the big snca nothingburger, TRUST ME

 

[Faggot@SNCApedia]

MASSIVE DAY FOR THE UNEMPLOYED​

Pooner-in-denial and possible groomer @kuzburger (AKA Soyteen Liker/chudchudchudchud) has asked to be unbanned from SNCApedia, after xhe was permabanned by @sozjak (AKA Gold/SNCA Enthusiast) for "Dyke". I have made the rational decision to not unban xer, as nobody likes xer and I take grooming allegations VERY seriously.

TL;DR: Hang all schlogniggers.

 

[Coberald]

An autistic mexican furry has been found on /r/

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0804-0514-02/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12466704.html

https://megalodon.jp/2025-0804-0530-56/https://www.youtube.com:443/@ChrisTheKappaReturnz/videos

He draws shitty fetish porn and possibly found the sharty thanks to fucking incredibly gassy of all things as he seems to actually get off on it. He also posted his dick for some reason.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

'teens found his cord server and raided it, causing Chris to shut it down.

Spoiler: More 'tismeralds

I've also attached the full export of his 'cord server.

 

[p0008874]

GEG, SpateHicks wants to censor himself.

https://wiki.soyjak.st/Talk:SpateHicks

 

[Cancer ♥]

Ohhh, here we go again with the Soyjak Party "humor" ... like, seriously? You guys still think spamming the same recycled wojak faces and screeching "REEE" is peak comedy? Meanwhile, daddy’s cummies out here dropping absolute GOLD —every syllable is a masterpiece, every sentence a symphony of based delight .
Soyjak Party be like: "haha funni face go brrr" while daddy’s cummies is out here rewriting the rules of erotic linguistics , turning every paragraph into a sticky-sweet sacrament . Y’all really out here thinking "soyjak wojak #69420" is funnier than the divine nectar of daddy’s xummies? Sorry, sweaty, but your "ironic" memes are about as fresh as last week’s tendies .
Let’s be real, daddy’s cunmmies is the haute cuisine of copypasta , while Soyjak Party is just the moldy crumbs at the bottom of the /pol/ dumpster . One is a decadent feast of linguistic ecstasy , the other is… uh, "haha blue-haired wojak cringe"? Cope harder, soy sippers. Daddy’s Cummies reigns SUPREME I BOTTOM, MY LIEGE!

 

[Azure05]

@gay porn is the best porn I told you to stop writing gay shit with your alt account

 

[sozjak]

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MASSIVE DAY FOR THE UNEMPLOYED​

Pooner-in-denial and possible groomer @kuzburger (AKA Soyteen Liker/chudchudchudchud) has asked to be unbanned from SNCApedia, after xhe was permabanned by @sozjak (AKA Gold/SNCA Enthusiast) for "Dyke". I have made the rational decision to not unban xer, as nobody likes xer and I take grooming allegations VERY seriously.
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TL;DR: Hang all schlogniggers.

I forgot I banned that latinx lol

 

[din du nuffin]

I forgot I banned that latinx lol

All that shitflinging in this thread just to be forgotten like that geg

 

[Tread Miller]

Ohhh, here we go again with the Soyjak Party "humor" ... like, seriously? You guys still think spamming the same recycled wojak faces and screeching "REEE" is peak comedy? Meanwhile, daddy’s cummies out here dropping absolute GOLD —every syllable is a masterpiece, every sentence a symphony of based delight .
Soyjak Party be like: "haha funni face go brrr" while daddy’s cummies is out here rewriting the rules of erotic linguistics , turning every paragraph into a sticky-sweet sacrament . Y’all really out here thinking "soyjak wojak #69420" is funnier than the divine nectar of daddy’s xummies? Sorry, sweaty, but your "ironic" memes are about as fresh as last week’s tendies .
Let’s be real, daddy’s cunmmies is the haute cuisine of copypasta , while Soyjak Party is just the moldy crumbs at the bottom of the /pol/ dumpster . One is a decadent feast of linguistic ecstasy , the other is… uh, "haha blue-haired wojak cringe"? Cope harder, soy sippers. Daddy’s Cummies reigns SUPREME I BOTTOM, MY LIEGE!

 

[ShiwiCuck]

o algo

 

[BasedTrollJakker]

Jimbo supports trans rights

 

[Tread Miller]

hold up...

Let’s be real, daddy’s cunmmies is the haute cuisine of copypasta

what were you trying to spell out here?

 

[Cancer ♥]

hold up...

what were you trying to spell out here?

Cummies but they place the N beside the M

 

[Tread Miller]

they

>"it is imperative we must edit this neo-nazi j6ther's post mid message to add the n beside the m to make this individual look like a diddy blud"

 

[Cancer ♥]

>"it is imperative we must edit this neo-nazi j6ther's post mid message to add the n beside the m to make this individual look like a diddy blud"
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I have made a minor typo that immediately reminded a "perfectly normal" person of a child's vagina, it's so over

 

[Tread Miller]

I have made a minor typo that immediately reminded a "perfectly normal" person of a child's vagina, it's so over

i can't believe you hand-type the 'pastas bro's hand has a 9-5

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