
"Zoophilia: YES. Necrophilia: YES."
(Luis) Javier Guardia Fernandez
Birth Year: ~1998
Nationality: Spanish
Residence: Canada
Website (
Archive)
F-List Archive
Github
Twitter (NSFL)
FurAffinity (NSFL)

"On advice from my psychiatrist I have decided to resign from WizDen staff."
Jesse Rougeau
Birth Year: ~1998
Nationality: Canadian
F-List Archive
Github
Twitter (NSFL)
FurAffinity (NSFL)
Two cuckholds, both with fur affinity,
In fair Discordia, where we lay our scene.
@Darkholme's Dungeon originally asked for a writeup on just Javier, but these two are much more suited to a combined post. Now, let me tell you about SLAPPy the Zoophile and his mental child bride.
PART I: SS14 E-Orgy
DrSmugleaf joined Space Station 14 in 2020, a bit before it took off but early enough to entrench himself in the core dev team. Now, he's not a bad programmer, but multiple sources all indicate to me this is more to do with ERPing with anyone and everyone, even obvious kids. I don't have a huge amount of receipts here but here's what I do have. I will say this particular claim isn't refuted, if you go and ask around about "were you guys all ERPing with each other" the response is going to be "yeah, so what?" rather than "that didn't happen."
(This is the same kid that another SS14 Maintainer, MetalGearSloth, would get a FurAffinity couple's avatar of)
He sent so many people copies of his f-list it was known by everyone.
PART II: Rejection
Now, I don't have a tally of who all Javier tried to sext. But, I do know that he forced both people we know rejected him out of the project. The person in the above screenshots was removed on Smugleaf's initiative. A separate person, over a year later, was also removed after rejecting Smugleaf and Smugleaf leaked his F-List. The pattern is clear: You WILL ERP with Javier and swap dick pics if you don't want to get banned. This is well covered in the "Wizard's Den Shot First" section of
this PDF (Also attached.)
Part III: True Love
At some point in 2022, Javier met Jesse Rougeau on some unknown website. By January next year, Javier would move to Canada to live with him. Now, Jesse was never really interested in SS14. Nevertheless, he was given a Project Manager role after making a few small PRs because he was fucking Javier. As soon as he was given the role, he stopped doing what little dev work he did do and instead started pushing the other SS14 pedotroonfurries to start banning servers. He also appointed himself head of the code of conduct team and would change it post hoc whenever someone argued with him so he could try to remove them.
Jesse was laid off in January 2024, after having worked as a "difficulty adjuster" on the widely panned Homeworld 3. He switched to listing Space Wizard's Federation (The SS14 Volunteer Github Org) as his
employer.
Despite this, he did barely fucking anything despite unlimited free time for most of 2024. Most of these are just squash merges of other people's PRs or updating the code of conduct.
He would get into stupid fights and do shit like ping
@everyone over shit like Blumpf winning despite not even being American.
Everyone outside the polycule hated Jesse and he made dozens and dozens of people leave. Just days after the above, he was cited as a reason for
the mass departure of Wizard's Den admins in November 2024. (
archive)
After causing literally the entire head admin team to quit instead of the usual rate of causing a programmer to leave every few weeks, Jesse was given a slightly differently named fake role to let them hang around and try to appease the mob. Not even removed despite having caused so much more damage to the project than anyone else.
He eventually quit on his own "on advice of my psychiatrist."
Part IV: Piracy Sidequest
People often ask why, if Wizard's Den is so shit, do people not compete with them? The game is, open source, after all. Let's see what happens when somebody did that.
A much longer writeup can be found here. (
Archive)
A pornographer who made some shitty HTML porn game was the first to decide to fork the whole SS14 ecosystem. Jesse took this as "trying to steal an open source game."
Jesse then started trying and failing to make a crack on F95 of their shitty porn game, hoping to 'ruin their business'. Forking this open source project would not be tolerated, and Jesse was the furpedotroon kamikaze ready to divebomb anyone who would try. Due to terrible opsec, this was immediately identified as Jesse and Jesse was even retarded enough to admit it. There's now currently some sort of lawsuit going on against Jesse over this.
Also, here's the bing results when you search Jesse's name. Good luck with the job search!
PART V: Why is Javier called SLAPPy?
(This never amounted to anything but both Javier and Jesse keep making vague lolsuit threats against anyone who talks about anything in this post)