Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

[BiggestKai]

Reposting from another GDQ thread but there was a very well timed moment during the path of exile 2 run.

 

[Blacklight]

That guy in the armor is the unmolested autist in a sea of those gross ogres. Poor lad

What do you think the armor is for?

It's not a cosplay, it's actual protection for him.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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Oh fuck. Did Chibi just win?

Weird game to speed run though. You’d be just clicking through texts and moving through static screens selecting the right options as fast as possible to…get to the next static screens/text box?

Basically, yeah. It's not really what I would consider good speedrun material. Not all good games are good speedrun games.

Part of me thinks that troons will just try and speedrun whatever for the attention.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

I keep thinking of the "mutant" enemies in the old arcade game defender when I see the troons. I don't know why.
Great stat collecting through.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

AGDQ 2026 has concluded

After watching how this organization started as a humble & geniuine goal got twisted by troonery and madness it was well deserved

 

[Neetness]

The good news is that most of these people are non-reproductives so they'll all be gone in 40-60 years or fuck it up by fucking/grooming kids somehow. This always happens with these freaks. They destroy everything around them including themselves.

Even if they weren't troons, these speds weren't going to be breeding.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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for fucks sake lmao

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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Troll's Remorse. Not even once.

 

[Smar Mijou]

Interesting, I had thought that GDQ died during COVID, I guess it's still limping along. Also, seeing the featured post, Jesus fucking Christ, is there anyone there that's  not a troon at this point?! These hulking, unwashed ogres need to go back into their moms' basements and get back to their day jobs of being unpaid pReddit moderators.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The speed running community is the best example how transgenderism is a literal mind virus spread from obe person to another.

 

[Brutality]

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

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First the Super Mario in real life kid and now him? Fuck man why does everything i like get destroyed

Chibi won btw

 

[WeWuzFinns]

All these trannies are so gross that it is impossible to watch any stream that has them.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Oh and you saw a guy in an armor which was admittedly cool.

Yeah it was a pretty cool guy in armor, but having hims surrounded by troons and retard while his pronouns are listed doesn't makes the whole thing any better.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

The last actual run I liked at GDQ was when Kotii did a run of Arabian Nights during ADGQ 2018. But even that was me doing my best to tolerate the event in general.

 

[Nicanor]

Caveman didn’t troon out that’s a meme that’s been around almost five years you retards

 

[patfan]

I still can't believe the "I would really prefer if you would be quiet right now" guy trooned out.

No fucking way

Devastating news, my day is ruined.

You have probably been trolled.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Stickless/comments/pyp19p/did_elise_aka_cavewomandcj_disappear_from_the/

 

[Captain Manning]

I am really disappointed in Mike Uyama. He had a really good thing going here, and then he pulled a Lowtax by letting absolute trash take over.

I'm aware he's retired now, but the rot happened on his watch.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

And that's pretty much it. GDQ is predictable: they'll keep catering to trannies, donations and viewers will keep dropping until they're dead, and since most people are surprised this keeps going, nobody will care.

I enjoy speedrunning, but I don't know what it is about xGDQ, it annoys me to some extent. Maybe it's that it isn't actually autists playing their favorite games but rather roleplaying-autists playing games that appeal to other faggots. There were cases of people cheating in the games they were running just to get into xGDQ. That's some extended amount of sad right there. Cheating, in some faggy game no one cares about, to go to an event mainly ran by tranny faggots, to raise money for tranny charities.

 

[Jex]

You have probably been trolled.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Stickless/comments/pyp19p/did_elise_aka_cavewomandcj_disappear_from_the/

Thank god.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

With the changing of the times I've found that I too have changed. Where before I would look at disgusting awful trannys with pure distain but something has changed in my heart. Now I just find endless amusement at seeing these retards play dress up. I think it's because they've lost most of their cultural power and are back to being what they always were, ugly jokes.