Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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Attention! An actual girl, I repeat: A Girl(female) is running Dark Souls 3 right now!
I did not see that coming. Can you imagine how mad the trannies are right now?

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Are we sure it isn't just a trans who actually passes?
Nah, looks to be a real girl, possibly with Aspergers if her blog is anything to go by.

Studies in Aachen Germany.

Besides that, there's a couple of attention seeker troons in Europe, but I can't say I've ever seen any even close to the attentionwhoring level of PMC and the others at GDQ, most also try to at least pass somewhat, choosing gender just to get attention seems a very American thing.

(And to avoid confusion, she's American nationality, but raised in Germany and studying in Germany).
 
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Its over, they failed to reach the last incentive and failed to break the AGDQ 2017 record (though they came pretty close) and the last run was two minutes over estimate. Welp, see ya in six months.

edit: They added bits at the end and are claiming this a win with 40k more than last year. But that's no damn win compared to the growth that speedrunning as a whole has had over the past year, etc...







Bet they put the Super Metroid race back in...
 

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Its over, they failed to reach the last incentive and failed to break the AGDQ 2017 record (though they came pretty close) and the last run was two minutes over estimate. Welp, see ya in six months.

edit: They added bits at the end and are claiming this a win with 40k more than last year. But that's no damn win compared to the growth that speedrunning as a whole has had over the past year, etc...







Bet they put the Super Metroid race back in...

They included the subscriptions into their donations to claim they broke their record.

Also troons and "allies" on twitter are praising the sub-only chat and wanting it to be disabled all together in future events.

Edit: Shouldn't this thread and the GDQ thread in games be merged at this point? They're both talking about the same thing.
 
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Edit: Shouldn't this thread and the GDQ thread in games be merged at this point? They're both talking about the same thing.

Nah, during the other 51 weeks out of the year this thread reverts back to general drama and gossip from the wider speedrunning community regarding people who do not yet have their own thread here.
 
They included the subscriptions into their donations to claim they broke their record.

Also troons and "allies" on twitter are praising the sub-only chat and wanting it to be disabled all together in future events.

Most of the subs are most likely twitch prime subs, and the only reason they even got as many of those as they did is because of sub only chat (and this where the r,etards that subbed to ween at PMG and GDQ fucked themselves).

I do wonder how much money they actually made. Half of twitch sub money or so goes to twitch right? Not including prime which is done through twitch/amazon, on top of twitch supporting GDQ be it financially or other wise.

I wonder how much money they actually made through donations, and the overall break down? Because even with other charities that are much less infamous there is a lot of thumbing the scale that happens, let alone one like this.
 
I am like 90% certain Twitch does not take their cut from subscriptions specifically for GDQ.
 
These troons at GDQ are basically "yes I'm a girl yes I play video games" taken to a whole new level. That level being now guys are coopting the attention seeking GIRRRRRRL GAMER thing.
i like how because of gdq "omg a girl playing vidya" isn't "omg, i thought all gamers were men" and more "omg, an actual woman and not a tranny!"
 
For the sake of my sanity, someone at least confirm for me if CarlSagan42 is just a normal speedrunner and not extra crazy. I actually enjoy his shit.
 
Troons (like this furry one, junius_64 : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leftist-communist-antifa-furry-general.33353/page-23#post-2953900 )
are climbing atop their soapboxes with microphones to shout about the "success" of agdq. Note over a thousand likes and 600 retweets.

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http://archive.is/2p2FL

Of note is this person by all appearances didnt even watch the event since they have no tweets on the main hashtag and their only mention of "AGDQ" is just from their virtue signaling tweet chain above after the event was over
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For the sake of my sanity, someone at least confirm for me if CarlSagan42 is just a normal speedrunner and not extra crazy. I actually enjoy his shit.
The communities I've seen typically just call him a cuck because of this. I don't hear too much about him anymore, since he switched to Mario Maker streaming.
 
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