Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST

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The communities I've seen typically just call him a cuck because of this. I don't hear too much about him anymore, since he switched to Mario Maker streaming.
His mario maker shit is pretty fun to watch. He also does SMW hacks now and then, but I don't think he really actively speedruns? To be fair, apparently getting his doctorate has eaten up a lot of his time so he doesn't have like... a whole day to blow on speedrunning, hence doing mario maker.
 
Carl was whiteknighting PMG on reddit multiple times over the course of the event. Funnily every one of his posts I came across was far more downvoted than your average 'transphobia' diatribe.
What a faggot.
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He's such a cuck that his girlfriend turned out to be a bigger man than he is.
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What a faggot.
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He's such a cuck that his girlfriend turned out to be a bigger man than he is.
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"The worst humanity has to offer"
  1. Torture
  2. War
  3. Murder
  4. Being called a man
"When people ask me why there aren't more female speedrunners, I'm like... isn't it freaking obvious?"

They mean biological women. When there was a (real) woman on camera during speedrunning, people genuinely celebrated. When she was just mediocre at commentating, people perceived it as incredible and amazing. In this mean and cruel world called "reality," the fact that there's hardly any women compared to the amount of men in speedrunning makes it so whenever a woman is playing, the sheer novelty of it can make her much more well received.

Non-passing transsexual women, on the other hand, look ridiculous to most people so of course they're going to be poorly received. It's not even a novelty--there were more trannsexual women speedrunning at the event than genuine, biological women. Don't conflate the treatment of biological women versus transsexual women as if they're interchangeable. They're absolutely not. And the fact that you also can identify them as transsexual proves that you don't think they pass either, because if you did then you would be confused why people were calling them men instead of getting angry over it.
 
"The worst humanity has to offer"
  1. Torture
  2. War
  3. Murder
  4. Being called a man
"When people ask me why there aren't more female speedrunners, I'm like... isn't it freaking obvious?"

They mean biological women. When there was a (real) woman on camera during speedrunning, people genuinely celebrated. When she was just mediocre at commentating, people perceived it as incredible and amazing. In this mean and cruel world called "reality," the fact that there's hardly any women compared to the amount of men in speedrunning makes it so whenever a woman is playing, the sheer novelty of it can make her much more well received.

Non-passing transsexual women, on the other hand, look ridiculous to most people so of course they're going to be poorly received. It's not even a novelty--there were more trannsexual women speedrunning at the event than genuine, biological women. Don't conflate the treatment of biological women versus transsexual women as if they're interchangeable. They're absolutely not. And the fact that you also can identify them as transsexual proves that you don't think they pass either, because if you did then you would be confused why people were calling them men instead of getting angry over it.
Let's be honest, the real diversity hire (hires?) for the event was the real woman, not the "trans" "women". Women they want nothing to actually do with going by that photo at the restaurant.
 
Welp, this explains why @Super Collie started this thread...

Hah. :lol:

I've actually casually followed the concept of "world records" in video games since around the times when people were setting high scores in arcade games. I'm just really fascinated with who is literally "the best" at a given game. Has nothing to do with furry stuff, that guy's just a tard.
 
He does seem to still speedrun he got a pb for megaman 1 in the last week which is at 61st 21.46 to the wr of 18.19.
megaman 8 which he was running hes 22nd at 59.47 compared to 51.10.
tetris(nes) 100 lines level 0 start 50th with a 6.08 to 3.53.
yoshis island 142nd with 2.54.16 to 1.41.50
Megaman 6 20th with a 36.35 to 33.49.
He's got some good times in gameboy games but thats probably more to do with there being fuck all people who run game boy games, Also hes got no. 1 in fire emblem warriors NG+ co-op but nobody else has run that category and its only beating the solo runs by about 2 mins in a hour 20 min run.
Those are all the games going back to september that there are videos on his twitch channel so yeah he does speedrun and being a part of AGDQ kinda innately means that hes part of the speedrunning community but he doesnt exactly have great times in anything hes done regularly/ is popular. He is 100% using GDQ for his own gain i.e. attention and twitch subs but he did like 3 runs at either last years AGDQ or the year before's SGDQ and i think a couple of runs last year over the two events.
Also He was a part of the "all female" speedrunning team Girls on fire until he made someone leave and then got kicked out for being toxic and constantly screeing about donald trump.

He has his own thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/proto...oss-littledrummergirl-littledrummerboy.32109/ if you want to see more about him specifically.
 
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He does seem to still speedrun he got a pb for megaman 1 in the last week which is at 61st 21.46 to the wr of 18.19.
megaman 8 which he was running hes 22nd at 59.47 compared to 51.10.
tetris(nes) 100 lines level 0 start 50th with a 6.08 to 3.53.
yoshis island 142nd with 2.54.16 to 1.41.50
Megaman 6 20th with a 36.35 to 33.49.
He's got some good times in gameboy games but thats probably more to do with there being fuck all people who run game boy games, Also hes got no. 1 in fire emblem warriors NG+ co-op but nobody else has run that category and its only beating the solo runs by about 2 mins in a hour 20 min run.
Those are all the games going back to september that there are videos on his twitch channel so yeah he does speedrun and being a part of AGDQ kinda innately means that hes part of the speedrunning community but he doesnt exactly have great times in anything hes done regularly/ is popular. He is 100% using GDQ for his own gain i.e. attention and twitch subs but he did like 3 runs at either last years AGDQ or the year before's SGDQ and i think a couple of runs last year over the two events.
Also He was a part of the "all female" speedrunning team Girls on fire until he made someone leave and then got kicked out for being toxic and constantly screeing about donald trump.

He has his own thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/proto...oss-littledrummergirl-littledrummerboy.32109/ if you want to see more about him specifically.

His times don't surprise me. White men have always been the best speedrunners.
 
Turns out the first ever pro gamer and speedrunning legend Todd Rogers is a giant fraud.

God damn it, came here to post this exact video. :lol:

I've been following Todd Rogers for a while now. People questioning his records date back to the early 00's on the Atari Age forum where I've kicked around for nearly 20 years. (Atari Age is mentioned by name in Apollo's video at the part where he discusses Rogers' alleged Barnstorming record.) It's really unfortunate that he has been allowed to cheat so much, because I can think of more than a couple of situations where people were discouraged from attempting records in various Atari 2600 games specifically because Rogers' "score" was impossibly high. I guess that was his intention all along, though.

Rogers is a piece of shit and I'm grateful that the current generation of speedrunners and people who create tool-assisted runs have been able to irrefutably poke holes in his bogus scores.
 
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