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Many if not most pedos are pretty indiscriminate. They may prefer one sex to another but they'll fuck anything that's a kid if they get a chance, because it's the power and the predation that gets them off.

yeh, that's my point. has nothing to do with a sexual attraction.

so we shouldn't lump pedo's that primarily go after boys as "gay" since that's not comparable.
 
Oh please, it's all just paraphilia and hedonism. The average age of first sexual experience for homosexuals is 14 and queer theorists overwhelmingly support pedophilia and zoophilia.
 
You know when Hulkling and Wiccan first came out as gay Young Avengers, that was before everything turned really degenerate so people were just like "oh cool, I guess".

Now? As it stands, there's only 2 reasons to remember the Young Avengers. One of those reasons is that gay relationship being fucking shilled by Marvel. The other is Marvel shilling Kate Bishop, but I can't tell if that's a shill or genuine popularity.

Now, let's think about the OG Young Avengers stuff.

  • Patriot- Interesting bc grandson of some secret black captain america or sth. kinda an odd story but hey it was pre-2010s and they handled it without turning him into a gary stu.
  • Iron Lad- Fun twist: He wuz Kang! But as a kid! Honestly wish we got more of him.
  • Speed- Anyone remember him? Wiccan's brother? Remember the fan theories on speed and wiccan being wanda's soul-sons or some shit? yeah we don't even see Speed in the fucking avengers academy/arena shit.
  • kid vision- yeah he got better. and bigger.
  • america chavez- technically not really an og member but she kinda got associated with them iirc. started off as more of a mysterious character and then suddenly someone's fetish splooged all over her backstory. she went from someone that could have been interesting into some kinda fucking weird thing that i can't cohesively remember.

The thing about hulkling/wiccan was that i don't remember it being sexual at all, because it was a book about teens.
 
Speedy is now bi apparently

Anyway

Robin has been queercoded as gay for decades. I mean...boy hostage every other issue plus sharing bed with Bruce....hell we got a court case out of it. And the Amazons being lesbian is...pretty much a given. No man in the island what ya gonna do. Constantine isn't bisexual persay. He will fuck literally anything that moves. I find that to be interesting.

You want two characters that will probably end up together? Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. Yes they were basically lovers in the Injustice comic but still.

What doesn't make sense? Iceman being gay. Nico Minoru being bi. Hell half the Runaways lmao. Also the same issue Icemam got outed was one of the power pack girls revealed lesbian..
I think the youngest one? Idk.
 
Speed- Anyone remember him? Wiccan's brother? Remember the fan theories on speed and wiccan being wanda's soul-sons or some shit? yeah we don't even see Speed in the fucking avengers academy/arena shit.
He shows up in the X-Faxtor series, as the boyfriend of Prodigy. They hooked up in the early 2010 run.

  • america chavez- technically not really an og member but she kinda got associated with them iirc. started off as more of a mysterious character and then suddenly someone's fetish splooged all over her backstory. she went from someone that could have been interesting into some kinda fucking weird thing that i can't cohesively remember.
They're retconning her "daughter of extra dimensional space lesnians who are somehow Hispanic even though aliens can't be Hispanic" origin. Don't know what it is since I haven't read it yet. Can't get any worse, I guess

Also the same issue Icemam got outed was one of the power pack girls revealed lesbian..
The oldest daughter Juli (the one that flies at high speed that leaves a rainbow trail. ho fitting) cam eout as bi in the same issue of Avengers Academy where STRIKER (not Bobby) came out as gay. Bi the way, she's bi, not lesbian. See what I did there?

Constantine isn't bisexual persay. He will fuck literally anything that moves. I find that to be interesting.
It was revealed that King Shark is a former BF, so even shark people are on the table (and in John's bed). He's the Jack Harkness of the DCU.

You want two characters that will probably end up together? Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. Yes they were basically lovers in the Injustice comic but still.
PLEASE DEAR GOD NO. JUST NO. I grew up with these guys as the Beavis and Butthead of the JL, and they do not need to be fucking each other.

But their Injustice counteroarts were a couple? I was not aware of that.
 
Speedy is now bi apparently

the Red Arrow guy? Arsenel? when did that happen

Constantine isn't bisexual persay. He will fuck literally anything that moves

John really only fucks Women and sometimes men. If you want to take Brian Azzaerello's god awful run into it, which I strongly suggest you don't, he fucked a dog and may've fucked a child, but let's ignore that.

other than that he fucked Eli the Succubus and Rosacarnis but that was more out of necessity than any actual desire.

so i'm just curious where you got that impression from.

(also yes i am aware of the irony of me saying to ignore Brian's run when Brian is the one who introduced the idea of Constantine being bi-sexual.)
 
Speedy is now bi apparently

Anyway

Robin has been queercoded as gay for decades. I mean...boy hostage every other issue plus sharing bed with Bruce....hell we got a court case out of it. And the Amazons being lesbian is...pretty much a given. No man in the island what ya gonna do. Constantine isn't bisexual persay. He will fuck literally anything that moves. I find that to be interesting.

You want two characters that will probably end up together? Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. Yes they were basically lovers in the Injustice comic but still.

What doesn't make sense? Iceman being gay. Nico Minoru being bi. Hell half the Runaways lmao. Also the same issue Icemam got outed was one of the power pack girls revealed lesbian..
I think the youngest one? Idk.
which Speedy? One's got aids, the other's been rewritten so many times.
He shows up in the X-Faxtor series, as the boyfriend of Prodigy. They hooked up in the early 2010 run.


They're retconning her "daughter of extra dimensional space lesnians who are somehow Hispanic even though aliens can't be Hispanic" origin. Don't know what it is since I haven't read it yet. Can't get any worse, I guess


The oldest daughter Juli (the one that flies at high speed that leaves a rainbow trail. ho fitting) cam eout as bi in the same issue of Avengers Academy where STRIKER (not Bobby) came out as gay. Bi the way, she's bi, not lesbian. See what I did there?


It was revealed that King Shark is a former BF, so even shark people are on the table (and in John's bed). He's the Jack Harkness of the DCU.


PLEASE DEAR GOD NO. JUST NO. I grew up with these guys as the Beavis and Butthead of the JL, and they do not need to be fucking each other.

But their Injustice counteroarts were a couple? I was not aware of that.
at some point, they really need the reincarnation of archie goodman and stan lee being editors again. holy shit.
the Red Arrow guy? Arsenel? when did that happen



John really only fucks Women and sometimes men. If you want to take Brian Azzaerello's god awful run into it, which I strongly suggest you don't, he fucked a dog and may've fucked a child, but let's ignore that.

other than that he fucked Eli the Succubus and Rosacarnis but that was more out of necessity than any actual desire.

so i'm just curious where you got that impression from.

(also yes i am aware of the irony of me saying to ignore Brian's run when Brian is the one who introduced the idea of Constantine being bi-sexual.)
honestly i can totally believe that john fucked a man for utilitarian reasons.
 
Oh please, it's all just paraphilia and hedonism. The average age of first sexual experience for homosexuals is 14 and queer theorists overwhelmingly support pedophilia and zoophilia.
Which barely deviates from the norm. Gay men also have the highest proportion (44%) of having first sexual experience 18 or over.
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the Red Arrow guy? Arsenel? when did that happen



John really only fucks Women and sometimes men. If you want to take Brian Azzaerello's god awful run into it, which I strongly suggest you don't, he fucked a dog and may've fucked a child, but let's ignore that.

other than that he fucked Eli the Succubus and Rosacarnis but that was more out of necessity than any actual desire.

so i'm just curious where you got that impression from.

(also yes i am aware of the irony of me saying to ignore Brian's run when Brian is the one who introduced the idea of Constantine being bi-sexual.)
He fucked Satan recently
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I'm sorry not Speedy from Green Arrow. I meant Wanda's kid. (I thought he had same name)
 
You know when Hulkling and Wiccan first came out as gay Young Avengers, that was before everything turned really degenerate so people were just like "oh cool, I guess".

Now? As it stands, there's only 2 reasons to remember the Young Avengers. One of those reasons is that gay relationship being fucking shilled by Marvel. The other is Marvel shilling Kate Bishop, but I can't tell if that's a shill or genuine popularity.

Now, let's think about the OG Young Avengers stuff.

  • Patriot- Interesting bc grandson of some secret black captain america or sth. kinda an odd story but hey it was pre-2010s and they handled it without turning him into a gary stu.
It put a taint on Cap that never washed off and was oppression porn.
  • Iron Lad- Fun twist: He wuz Kang! But as a kid! Honestly wish we got more of him.
Was a genuinely good character and more or less forgotten because not gay or a token.
  • Speed- Anyone remember him? Wiccan's brother? Remember the fan theories on speed and wiccan being wanda's soul-sons or some shit? yeah we don't even see Speed in the fucking avengers academy/arena shit.
Not gay or a token
  • kid vision- yeah he got better. and bigger.

was dumb to start and a result of them hating everything kitch about Marvel comics.

  • america chavez- technically not really an og member but she kinda got associated with them iirc. started off as more of a mysterious character and then suddenly someone's fetish splooged all over her backstory. she went from someone that could have been interesting into some kinda fucking weird thing that i can't cohesively remember.
Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Also supposed to be bi but became a real dyke due to an author (who didn't create her) making the character a self insert.
The thing about hulkling/wiccan was that i don't remember it being sexual at all, because it was a book about teens.

I remember it as kindof cringe and forced. That's it. It felt tacked on.

You want a good example. Maggie Sawyer. Literally openly gay and shown as such in Man of Steel. No one said anything. Granted, it led to the second worse issue of the Byrne run. But aside from that, it was fine.

Speedy is now bi apparently

Anyway

Robin has been queercoded as gay for decades. I mean...boy hostage every other issue plus sharing bed with Bruce....hell we got a court case out of it. And the Amazons being lesbian is...pretty much a given. No man in the island what ya gonna do. Constantine isn't bisexual persay. He will fuck literally anything that moves. I find that to be interesting.

You want two characters that will probably end up together? Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. Yes they were basically lovers in the Injustice comic but still.

What doesn't make sense? Iceman being gay. Nico Minoru being bi. Hell half the Runaways lmao. Also the same issue Icemam got outed was one of the power pack girls revealed lesbian..
I think the youngest one? Idk.

None of it makes sense. Theres a dozen Robin's, some of them are woman. Keep your kinks and shipping to Vertigo. Oh wait, it couldn't even sell enough comics to stay open.

He shows up in the X-Faxtor series, as the boyfriend of Prodigy. They hooked up in the early 2010 run.


They're retconning her "daughter of extra dimensional space lesnians who are somehow Hispanic even though aliens can't be Hispanic" origin. Don't know what it is since I haven't read it yet. Can't get any worse, I guess
Oh it can.
The oldest daughter Juli (the one that flies at high speed that leaves a rainbow trail. ho fitting) cam eout as bi in the same issue of Avengers Academy where STRIKER (not Bobby) came out as gay. Bi the way, she's bi, not lesbian. See what I did there?

Don't remind me. They probably literally did it because of the stupid rainbow thing.

PLEASE DEAR GOD NO. JUST NO. I grew up with these guys as the Beavis and Butthead of the JL, and they do not need to be fucking each other.

But their Injustice counteroarts were a couple? I was not aware of that.

Heh. Shippers have tried for thirty years. It's like gay Tim Drake. No one but degenerate fucks that liked Reylo and shit want it. Shawl knitting losers.

Which barely deviates from the norm. Gay men also have the highest proportion (44%) of having first sexual experience 18 or over.
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This argument over whether homos can be pedos too is too gay for me. (:_(
 
He fucked Satan recently

yeah I had a feeling you were referencing that, that comic is dogshit for reasons I already explained in this thread when it came out, but I'd be happy to repeat if you care.

Keep your kinks and shipping to Vertigo. Oh wait, it couldn't even sell enough comics to stay open.

being gay isn't a kink.
 
being gay isn't a kink.
Agreed, it's worse than just a kink, it's a flaw. I'm joking

Is Sebastian Shaw gay or bi yet? He actually seems like a good candidate for the gay conversion and I think it can be done well. Nathanial Essex also feels like someone that they could re-write into pansexuality and it would make some sense but the problem is that I can't recall him having much of an interest in any mutant sexually or romantically so he's not going to suck iceman's icicle or stick it into Chamber's fission hole.

They can turn Cyclops, he's always been a fag. Makes more sense than Iceman.


But I really just came here to complain about them making Taskmaster a woman. I haven't seen the movie but it goes against what I like about the character: there is no character, sort of, he's an unknown. By making him a woman they add too much and that makes Taskmaster stand out from the rest of the bad guys. Barry should appear to be silly costume wearing generic muscleman villain #213, by his own choice, to fly under the radar and throw people off so they don't know who he is in real life. It also seems like they added a backstory and that's wrong.
They're taking too many liberties.
 
Agreed, it's worse than just a kink, it's a flaw. I'm joking

Is Sebastian Shaw gay or bi yet? He actually seems like a good candidate for the gay conversion and I think it can be done well. Nathanial Essex also feels like someone that they could re-write into pansexuality and it would make some sense but the problem is that I can't recall him having much of an interest in any mutant sexually or romantically so he's not going to suck iceman's icicle or stick it into Chamber's fission hole.

They can turn Cyclops, he's always been a fag. Makes more sense than Iceman.


But I really just came here to complain about them making Taskmaster a woman. I haven't seen the movie but it goes against what I like about the character: there is no character, sort of, he's an unknown. By making him a woman they add too much and that makes Taskmaster stand out from the rest of the bad guys. Barry should appear to be silly costume wearing generic muscleman villain #213, by his own choice, to fly under the radar and throw people off so they don't know who he is in real life. It also seems like they added a backstory and that's wrong.
They're taking too many liberties.
We had one of the main characters of Avengers Academy, Finesse, be essentially a younger heroic female coutnerpart to Taskmaster (with less of a detrimental side effect iirc)

I was also speculated that she may be his daughter.

A female taskmaster isn't out of the question tbh. But I think they fucked up the execution.
 
I am kinda glad that I dropped reading super heroes comics, it is all too much of a bullshit to deal with.

But man, I love Taskmaster mini (2010) and the pseudo sequel in Deadpool vs Punisher (One of the best action comics in the genre)

there is no justice to Tony.
I really hated when they rolled out his backstory and how he was deep secret triple agent glowie. I liked the idea of Taskmaster being someone that wanted to build a nest egg then shed all the cape bullshit, maybe start a family and live a normal life without anyone ever knowing what he used to do for a living.

If you're into the concept of Taskmaster I recommend the movie Chocolate, not the Johnny Depp one, the Thai one. It's about a young girl with photographic reflexes. It's a good action movie and it has one of the most creative fight scenes ever when it comes to style vs style. If anyone has read old [x] it will be familiar.
 
didn't mention it before because of all the faggot talk. but i finished reading preacher. think i may've liked transmetro more, but Preacher was good.

not entirely happy with what happened with Cassidy, but that's fine.

If you're into the concept of Taskmaster I recommend the movie Chocolate,

i looked this up on youtube and the first clip was named "Autistic fight scene"

i don't know any name that would've made me click faster.
 
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I really hated when they rolled out his backstory and how he was deep secret triple agent glowie. I liked the idea of Taskmaster being someone that wanted to build a nest egg then shed all the cape bullshit, maybe start a family and live a normal life without anyone ever knowing what he used to do for a living.

If you're into the concept of Taskmaster I recommend the movie Chocolate, not the Johnny Depp one, the Thai one. It's about a young girl with photographic reflexes. It's a good action movie and it has one of the most creative fight scenes ever when it comes to style vs style. If anyone has read old [x] it will be familiar.
I think it was cool because of his memories problems, even if he went with the idea, the status quo wouldn't allow it, he needs to be a comic book character regardless of his desires or intentions, but since his character does have this memory problem, it kinda fits.

Another good Taskmaster comic was his participation in Avengers Academy as a teacher. Hell, marvel comics was so good before Avengers vs X-Men, after that it all went downhill so fast. It literally made me hate mutants so damn much, I fucking hate the whole concept ever since, marvel universe would be better without muties for sure.
 
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