Splatoon 3 - demo is playable, splatfest starts saturday!

which team?

  • rock

    Votes: 4 40.0%

  • paper

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • scissors

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .
so s3 leaked early, and with it, the singleplayer story. not going to spoil anything besides both i and jessica saiter (probably) will, and alteady are, coping, seething, and malding. massive L
 
I'm having fun!

How about you fellow kiwis?
 
As someone that mained the octobrush-type weapons in 2, I'm not wild about the ninja super so far.

Will I get yeeted if I report the troon shit for sexual content?
 
I’m relieved to see that Salmon Run is still fun as shit. I still hate the competative mode with the clams.

Some of the the little bits of player art are funny, the best ones seen so far being squid Bobby Hill and something that looked like Tony Soprano. Still wondering if anyone has gotten into trouble for reporting the troonery for sexual content.
 
i am going fucking insane with all the fucking fetish and titty posts. this is a fucking game for children
also i still cant change the description and poll :(
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
I’m relieved to see that Salmon Run is still fun as shit. I still hate the competative mode with the clams.

Some of the the little bits of player art are funny, the best ones seen so far being squid Bobby Hill and something that looked like Tony Soprano. Still wondering if anyone has gotten into trouble for reporting the troonery for sexual content.
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You don't get in trouble for it, Nintendo does take down shit like that if you saw what happened in Smash Bros Ultimate online.

Report the titty posts and troon shit without fear while you chill between matches lol
 
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a good money farming method has been discovered via the reef-lux, having an 8-player team, all with reefs, shooting in the same spot to cover each other's ink and farm constant points.

i've gotten up to 4000 with this and it's pretty great, if not a bit of a mess to gather enough people. nintendo bootlickers are worried about banning and shit but the only case of a ban was some jp sperger who had the word pussy in their name. as long as you move around a bit you're fine, nobody has actually gotten banned from doing the method from what I've seen. it's their own fuckin' game mechanic anyway.

besides that: with the return of the farms comes the opportunity to share more cringe posts.
2022091319321500-4CE9651EE88A979D41F24CE8D6EA1C23-1.jpghere's an autistic teenage girl who's attracted to fucking TARTAR. the telephone AI from octo expansion. autistic women truly are a fascinating breed when it comes to fictional character attraction. i originally just saw the post but when i noticed the name it was like a fucking mental flashbang. for what it's worth octavio is absolutely dilf material (i promise i'm not jessica, he has an actual humanoid form shown in two ingame images)
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unfortunately pearlwoomy is back too. i really need to propose a thread for her. if anything she's very much a personal cow. potential with how she's made a few fetish posts on this children's game as well.
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when she isn't drawing marie or her weird self insert (or any humanoid characters in general) she's not that bad. maybe big man is just very easy to draw.
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here's a different breed of fetishposter besides the vore and macro dudes that have been circulating the internet. this one's more 'deviantart horrors' rather than 'furry art freak show'
zone also made a post for splatfest. that zone.
this is a fucking e10 game, you cumbrained freaks.
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to wash out the bad aftertaste, here's something that you guys might like
 
Neurotypical Mantis said:
unfortunately pearlwoomy is back too. i really need to propose a thread for her. if anything she's very much a personal cow. potential with how she's made a few fetish posts on this children's game as well.
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Ah yes, pearlwoomy, I know that name well. Funny how her art hasn't evolved since like, how long?
 
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I have a passionate loathing towards anyone who uses Buckets, Blasters, and Chargers. Especially the Blobblobber because they just hang back and spam their shitty bubbles. Additionally please keep all Goo Tubers off my teams in matchmaking. I have yet to meet a single player who can use that weapon effectively. Anyways, I've beaten the campaign (which I liked) and on my way to S+ in Ranked. My only complaint thus far is that I wish you got a guaranteed silver or gold scale for killing Cohozuna. That shit is already almost impossible at High Tide, but to kill it and still get nothing but bronze feels like a kick in the balls.
 
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Timaeus Testified said:
I have a passionate loathing towards anyone who uses Buckets, Blasters, and Chargers. Especially the Blobblobber because they just hang back and spam their shitty bubbles. Additionally please keep all Goo Tubers off my teams in matchmaking. I have yet to meet a single player who can use that weapon effectively. Anyways, I've beaten the campaign (which I liked) and on my way to S+ in Ranked. My only complaint thus far is that I wish you got a guaranteed silver or gold scale for killing Cohozuna. That shit is already almost impossible at High Tide, but to kill it and still get nothing but bronze feels like a kick in the balls.
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>he hasn't seen clash blasters and aerosprays
 
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>he hasn't seen clash blasters and aerosprays
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Oh I hate the Clash Blasters as well. I hate going up against Blasters because, if they're anything like Splatoon 2 users, they pop out and nail you with pinpoint accuracy. Aerosprays I don't mind at all. They're a Turf War scrub's best friend, and I'm wise to their tricks with the Reefslider by now.
 
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Anyone have tips for the ballpoint? It feels like it’d want a fair bit of saver main and ink recovery due to how your constantly spinning back up for the first mode.

Also, today’s salmon run seems derpy. The .96 gal is the only thing that cN reliably hit the big salmon’s weak point.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Anyone have tips for the ballpoint? It feels like it’d want a fair bit of saver main and ink recovery due to how your constantly spinning back up for the first mode.

Also, today’s salmon run seems derpy. The .96 gal is the only thing that cN reliably hit the big salmon’s weak point.
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i always have a lot of fun with the all-random salmon runs. grizzco stringer takes your ink like a motherfucker though.
 
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