Splatoon 3 - demo is playable, splatfest starts saturday!

which team?

  • rock

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  • paper

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  • scissors

    Votes: 4 40.0%
  • Total voters
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
clarify plz
cartoony art style?
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I don't actually know. The best way to explain it is that what's left of the ancestral monkey in my DNA wants it to go away.
I Googled "splatoon" for a picture,
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and it is deeply disturbing to me. That's just one of the top images on google image search so I'm not singling out the lady characters, it applies to the dudes as well.
 
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How much of a shitheel is Scott Falco? I don’t really follow his shit but he seems to be going in on Splatoon content.

Edit: He just DC’d from a salmon run game at least partly over furry shit, so he at least isn’t on board with the voreposting.
 
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Blackhole said:
same here. literally why? why nintendo. you could've done literally ANYTHING else. why go for the most obvious,easiest choice when you could've made him something that was actually interesting? i am going to cope and seethe about this forever
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i had a whole ass design and theory for him as an octarian (first or second cousin of octavio) who went awol after they made a deal with the salmonids. would've made so much more sense, especially considering he refers to the grizzco weapons as his "personal belongings."
autism over, now time for bitching instead:

i was trying to do salmon run in a discord call (first and last mistake) and a tranny agp with a pfp of marina and pearl kissing kept interrupting and mansplaining to me and we lost every single game except one because nobody listened to me say "hey we should actually fucking kill the bosses"
 
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Blackhole said:
same here. literally why? why nintendo. you could've done literally ANYTHING else. why go for the most obvious,easiest choice when you could've made him something that was actually interesting? i am going to cope and seethe about this forever
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Nigger one of the salmon run maps has a fucking bear constelation, a spaceship called arc, a be careful bear area warning sign and fucking bear footprints.
Just because you missed the forest for the trees doesnt mean its a bad "twist"
 
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Nobunaga said:
Nigger one of the salmon run maps has a fucking bear constelation, a spaceship called arc, a be careful bear area warning sign and fucking bear footprints.
Just because you missed the forest for the trees doesnt mean its a bad "twist"
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it's a fucking game about cephalopods we don't need a giant fursuit
 
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Campaign was okay. It felt like a lot of very fragmented ideas. Quality of levels is all over the place.

I haven't had much interest in playing online in the past week. Not feeling it at the moment. Maybe this week.
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
so s3 leaked early, and with it, the singleplayer story. not going to spoil anything besides both i and jessica saiter (probably) will, and alteady are, coping, seething, and malding. massive L
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I actually posted this in her thread, but Jessica is strangely ok with Octavio's role in the story. I mean I knew she wasn't going to complain about her husbando and ONE TROO LOVE.

She's beyond butthurt that there's probably not going to be more canon content of him, though.
 
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Monkey Pink said:
I actually posted this in her thread, but Jessica is strangely ok with Octavio's role in the story. I mean I knew she wasn't going to complain about her husbando and ONE TROO LOVE.

She's beyond butthurt that there's probably not going to be more canon content of him, though.
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oh there absolutely will be. it's definitely the start of his "redemption" arc (he has never done anything wrong, ever) and i wouldn't be surprised if we get at least a smidgen of content in the DLC.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
How much of a shitheel is Scott Falco? I don’t really follow his shit but he seems to be going in on Splatoon content.

Edit: He just DC’d from a salmon run game at least partly over furry shit, so he at least isn’t on board with the voreposting.
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his art style is fucking stupid
woopsie doublepost
 
If anyone else is autistic enough to care about the concert, what did you think of it? I greatly would've preferred if the dog didn't take so goddamn long.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Can they touch sloshing machine and reeflux please? This shit is so cancerous even the green players know about it.
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reef needs better damage. fucking impossible in a 1v1.

i got matched against B3PS1 (another self insert marie autist, though does make some funny lobby posts sometimes) and splatted her 4 times
 
Neurotypical Mantis said:
reef needs better damage. fucking impossible in a 1v1.

i got matched against B3PS1 (another self insert marie autist, though does make some funny lobby posts sometimes) and splatted her 4 times
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I guess, though it having the best turfing along with a singularly obnoxious special makes adding damage a really bad idea.

Missiles might not be booyah bomb but it’s pretty damn close in ranked.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
I guess, though it having the best turfing along with a singularly obnoxious special makes adding damage a really bad idea.

Missiles might not be booyah bomb but it’s pretty damn close in ranked.
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just swim out of the way lol
 
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