SsethTzeentach - Hey hey people

[whatever I feel like]

I've recently been interested in WWII miniatures (bolt action) so this did get me curious. But I thought world of tanks was a fucking meme like Raid Shadowlegend. Is it a legit game or is the african warlord fucking with me.

Its a real game.

 

[The Good Nigger]

I've recently been interested in WWII miniatures (bolt action) so this did get me curious. But I thought world of tanks was a fucking meme like Raid Shadowlegend. Is it a legit game or is the african warlord fucking with me.

About as real as Genshin Impact.

It has real gameplay, and you might like it if you like that kind of thing, but it's 100% gacha at this point.

I know a few guys who used to play it, and the complaint they all have is that it's unsustainable without swiping.

You can't maintain playing anything high-tier, because it costs more to repair and restock after a match then you earn by winning the match (unless you have a premium account).

I've seen a couple of people over the years, frothing at the mouth, explaining to me, how you totally can play as F2P.
You just need to always win, never get hit, wake up to the alarm, so you can join you clan's fights for the small premium currency bonus and play on the schedule to maximize periodic boosts to regular currency gains.
But they sounded as deranged as people who say Lost Ark is not P2W and is totally viable.

And there's also golden premium ammo and premium-only tanks.

The game used to be exceptionally popular in post-soviet republics ten+ years ago, and my Steam friends list was full of green WoT at all times too.
Haven't heard of anyone actually playing it in ages though - so I can only assume that population is a fraction of what it used to be.
Would explain why they are paying youtube shekelmeysters now.

 

[Nick Obre]

Damn Sseth, don't overexert yourself

 

[God of Nothing]

Damn Sseth, don't overexert yourself

Digger, please. He needs the gold.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Damn Sseth, don't overexert yourself

Two videos in one week? This man is going to work himself to death.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Damn Sseth, don't overexert yourself

Loved the Bobby Kotick use in this video.

Spoiler: The State of Warzone in 2023

Spoiler: Jumpscare

 

[Lichen Bark]

idk fam i was expecting a review on frostpunk at one point due to it appearing in one of his videos and im still waiting

>tfw he reviews the game you love.

Patrician taste.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Loved the Bobby Kotick use in this video.

Spoiler: The State of Warzone in 2023

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Spoiler: Jumpscare

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I am not a woman. Doesn't breast milk come from the breast? How do people steal it? Did a rouge employee sucked on the tits of other employees without them noticing? How do I stealth suck tits?

 

[Nick Obre]

I am not a woman. Doesn't breast milk come from the breast? How do people steal it? Did a rouge employee sucked on the tits of other employees without them noticing? How do I stealth suck tits?

Women who've recently come back to work after having a kid will be lactating, and some companies allow them to go into the bathroom or something and use a breast pump to get the milk out into a bottle, then put it in the fridge (presumably properly labeled) and later take home to give to the baby.

However, if you wanna suck tits stealthily, you need to find a coworker with massive tits that can be used as a blind spot. You'll have to be careful to also be behind cover from the line of vision of other coworkers and cameras.
It's a difficult task that only stealth masters are fit to attempt.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

It's a difficult task that only stealth masters are fit to attempt.

I know a guy

 

[Slav Power]

Loved the Bobby Kotick use in this video.

Spoiler: The State of Warzone in 2023

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Spoiler: Jumpscare

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Also the song he used during that bit is from the Yakuza series used many times in substories across the franchise, and his Bastard Bonds review was just full of Yakuza references, so I'm eagerly awaiting his full series review, because there's no way in hell he isn't working on that.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I am not a woman. Doesn't breast milk come from the breast? How do people steal it? Did a rouge employee sucked on the tits of other employees without them noticing? How do I stealth suck tits?

This my milkies now! Roll Tide, roll!

 

[Professor G. Raff]

All this talk of games Sseth has shown but not reviewed yet and the one I want out of that list is Two Worlds. It's got that outward jank that caused it to become a laughing stock largely ignored at release, but a depth in qualities both good and bad that make it basically the quintessential archetype of a game Sseth would cover. I like the game a lot, so I hope he gets to it.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

About as real as Genshin Impact.

It has real gameplay, and you might like it if you like that kind of thing, but it's 100% gacha at this point.

I know a few guys who used to play it, and the complaint they all have is that it's unsustainable without swiping.

You can't maintain playing anything high-tier, because it costs more to repair and restock after a match then you earn by winning the match (unless you have a premium account).

I've seen a couple of people over the years, frothing at the mouth, explaining to me, how you totally can play as F2P.
You just need to always win, never get hit, wake up to the alarm, so you can join you clan's fights for the small premium currency bonus and play on the schedule to maximize periodic boosts to regular currency gains.
But they sounded as deranged as people who say Lost Ark is not P2W and is totally viable.

And there's also golden premium ammo and premium-only tanks.

The game used to be exceptionally popular in post-soviet republics ten+ years ago, and my Steam friends list was full of green WoT at all times too.
Haven't heard of anyone actually playing it in ages though - so I can only assume that population is a fraction of what it used to be.
Would explain why they are paying youtube shekelmeysters now.

WoT and Warthunder are both games for when you want to get really drunk for two weeks and shoot metal boxes, and they're great for that. Just hit it and quit it.

If you're some kind of tank sperg who wants to play a particlar game like it's a job, that's the autism tax.
It's also their business model so I don't know why you sound so upset about tankgams not being provided as a charity. Low tiers are plenty fun anyway, I definitely got my $0 worth.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Also the song he used during that bit is from the Yakuza series used many times in substories across the franchise, and his Bastard Bonds review was just full of Yakuza references, so I'm eagerly awaiting his full series review, because there's no way in hell he isn't working on that.

I wouldn't get my hopes up - a long time ago he's teased a SpellForce review and that's still nowhere in sight.
Now that would be a banger video: early 2000s German Eurojank, exploitable RPG/RTS mechanics, memeable lore...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Women who've recently come back to work after having a kid will be lactating, and some companies allow them to go into the bathroom or something and use a breast pump to get the milk out into a bottle, then put it in the fridge (presumably properly labeled) and later take home to give to the baby.

This
But given that Blizzard is owned by Activision I wouldn't put it past the employees just going up to the mothers and molesting them in the bathroom for some breast milk.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Women who've recently come back to work after having a kid will be lactating, and some companies allow them to go into the bathroom or something and use a breast pump to get the milk out into a bottle, then put it in the fridge (presumably properly labeled) and later take home to give to the baby.

Not a bathroom, Blizzard and other companies have rooms dedicated to pumping while they watch Netflix on their laptop(which they were forced to use extension cords for and that's a fire hazard!) and separete (locked) fridges for the breast milk. Part of the complaint against Blizzard was that some chestfeeders didn't always lock the fridge. Another complaint was that the women using the pumping rooms weren't examplars of sanitary behavior and they didn't clean up their mess when they left and housekeeping couldn't keep up with the cleaning. This is discrimination against women in games.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

brining women into a man working space was a mistake.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

brining women into a man working space was a mistake.

True, specially in the Western ones. At least the Japanese ones gives us something good times, like Bayonetta.

 

[Tarka Dhal]

Also the song he used during that bit is from the Yakuza series used many times in substories across the franchise, and his Bastard Bonds review was just full of Yakuza references, so I'm eagerly awaiting his full series review, because there's no way in hell he isn't working on that.

That’s his new editor, Toastoffire, at work. He uses a lot of Yakuza music in his own videos. Toast is pretty entertaining in his own right; he’s still finding his feet, but he has a general style that is pretty enjoyable if you also like Sseth.