Stand-up Comedian Lolcows

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

l. I checked out the first episode of Last Comic Standing

schumer and Nikki Glaser were also found on LCS

 

[liam dees]

Isn't there a rumor he recorded multiple comedy specials with instructions to release them posthumously? Like, who knows, maybe one will pop up at some point.

I thought it only applied to the Nothing Special.
This info is news to me.

EDIT: @Get the rope Macaulay! I didn't know LCS discovered a new continent.

 

[Eventide]

I thought it only applied to the Nothing Special.
This info is news to me.

I read it on a celebrity gossip forum, so I mean, make of it what you will. But the rumor was Norm recorded many posthumous specials, and like, had instructions on when to release them (I guess maybe another one will come out ten years after his death?)

 

[Sugriva]

Comedy is so fucking gay now. Just a giant circle jerk of rich faggots.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I read it on a celebrity gossip forum,

Lipstick Alley is full of black women pissed off about him being a race mixer and CDAN will literally publish anything, it was like a weekly competition on tumblr to see what shit they could get them to publish. look up Matt Smith or Benedict Cumberbatch blinds to see how insane you'd have to be to trust what he says.

 

[Eventide]

Lipstick Alley is full of black women pissed off about him being a race mixer and CDAN will literally publish anything, it was like a weekly competition on tumblr to see what shit they could get them to publish. look up Matt Smith or Benedict Cumberbatch blinds to see how insane you'd have to be to trust what he says.

Norm Macdonald was married to a black woman?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Norm Macdonald was married to a black woman?

i thought we were still talking about Chapelle, i had a bit too much fire water last night.

 

[Eventide]

i thought we were still talking about Chapelle, i had a bit too much fire water last night.

You're right, Lipstick Alley hates Chapelle. But they tend to hate all black male celebrities, so

Although you gotta give Lipstick Alley credit for having Diddy's number since, well, whenever the forum was founded. Like, they have a thread about Diddy parties from 2004.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Bill Burr is a huge lolcow. I never thought he was funny anyway, but apparently, marrying a negress turns one into a Woke retard.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Like, they have a thread about Diddy parties from 2004.

you must be a young one, Diddy was like that black elon musk, he was batshit crazy. ironically enough like 5% of chapelle show sketches was just dave parodying P Diddy and his antics. like he had a butler that got his own rap album and he was having contestants on Making the band run across Manhattan lengthwise in 5 hours or something insane.

edit; much like certain lolcows here, everyone assumed he was on borrowed time. eventually the court would catch up with him, but then he just faded into irrelevance.

 

[Not A Bunny]

That sounds absolutely dreadful. I checked out the first episode of Last Comic Standing with Norm as a judge a while ago, so hearing that Taylor Tomlinson who did gigs in churches now talk about being queer and bisexual or whatever inane bullshit, is... not that shocking considering the PC climate.

Thing is, that's probably part of it. This show is supposed to be about her religious upbringing, and to her credit, she wasn't a cynical asshole about that.

That said, she's at her best when she is a cynical asshole. The PC stuff (and having a late show has probably had a lot to do with it) has taken her edge off. Like she somehow has to give grace to queerness, when it categorically doesn't work for her.

 

[liam dees]

Thing is, that's probably part of it. This show is supposed to be about her religious upbringing, and to her credit, she wasn't a cynical asshole about that.

That said, she's at her best when she is a cynical asshole. The PC stuff (and having a late show has probably had a lot to do with it) has taken her edge off. Like she somehow has to give grace to queerness, when it categorically doesn't work for her.

Real Christians do not support alternative sex lifestyles, period. Shame.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Glad to know white supremist can easily become shrieking offended niggers like @Eventide to remind me race hustlers of any color are raging faggots if humor doesn't fit some retarded worldview.

 

[Quence]

Can't some other brown comedian say anti-white nonsense so TPTB can push Chapelle's bitter hateful evil boney ass out of the spotlight already?

My question: Is there a single non-white comic who DOESN’T use race as the basis for most of their jokes.

 

[Eventide]

Glad to know white supremist can easily become shrieking offended niggers like @Eventide to remind me race hustlers of any color are raging faggots if humor doesn't fit some retarded worldview.

??? I'm not a white supremacist. I'm not even white.

I just think it's weird a comedian who has extreme lolcow beliefs (runs off to Africa to go into hiding 'cause he thinks the black Illuminati run by Oprah is out to get him, thinks white people are deformed mutants created by an ancient magical black scientist, supports radical Islamic terrorism, doesn't support taxation 'cause he thinks federal income taxes only benefit white people since black reparations haven't been given out yet, etc) somehow doesn't get called out for his lolcowness.

you must be a young one, Diddy was like that black elon musk, he was batshit crazy. ironically enough like 5% of chapelle show sketches was just dave parodying P Diddy and his antics. like he had a butler that got his own rap album and he was having contestants on Making the band run across Manhattan lengthwise in 5 hours or something insane.

edit; much like certain lolcows here, everyone assumed he was on borrowed time. eventually the court would catch up with him, but then he just faded into irrelevance.

Oh wow, I didn't know that about Diddy. I grew up knowing he was famous, but not really sure why - I just assumed it was because Diddy ran a record label/once dated JLO.

My question: Is there a single non-white comic who DOESN’T use race as the basis for most of their jokes.

Yes. Wait, no, yes but only if Italian doesn't count as white.

 

[Quence]

schumer and Nikki Glaser were also found on LCS

Speaking of unfunny comics, those 2 are pathetic. Why is Glaser suddenly everywhere getting hosting gigs and being hailed as the new queen of comedy? I’ve seen some of her standup and it’s very average at best. She has lots of jokes that simply do not land

 

[Rick The Stick]

Speaking of unfunny comics, those 2 are pathetic. Why is Glaser suddenly everywhere getting hosting gigs and being hailed as the new queen of comedy? I’ve seen some of her standup and it’s very average at best. She has lots of jokes that simply do not land

Because female comics suck and fuck their way into gigs. And not in some ironic "haha, foids amiright fellas" way. These broads are never funny and get to where they are by sucking off dudes like Joey Diaz for spots.

Glad to know white supremist can easily become shrieking offended niggers like @Eventide to remind me race hustlers of any color are raging faggots if humor doesn't fit some retarded worldview.

You're the only one acting like a shrieking, offended nigger.

 

[Quence]

These broads are never funny and get to where they are by sucking off dudes like Joey Diaz for spots.

Ewwww, that guy is GROSS!

 

[The Hardest R]

Dave Chappelle has always hated white people in general but liked a few white guys like Norm MacDonald as exceptions. That has been a part of his standup material before the show. Nobody who actually speaks truth to power gets $20 million a pop for Netflix specials. His jokes are lame and tame now compared to what he did 25 years ago. To me, Chappelle ended when he had his mental breakdown, which I think was mostly overplayed. He didn’t want to do the show anymore because the material was weak, based on the few skits that were recorded.

tl;dr he’s a nigger

you must be a young one, Diddy was like that black elon musk, he was batshit crazy. ironically enough like 5% of chapelle show sketches was just dave parodying P Diddy and his antics. like he had a butler that got his own rap album and he was having contestants on Making the band run across Manhattan lengthwise in 5 hours or something insane.

edit; much like certain lolcows here, everyone assumed he was on borrowed time. eventually the court would catch up with him, but then he just faded into irrelevance.

P. Shitty was basically irrelevant by 2008. But he’s pissed off a lot of people over the years, it’s karma in action that he now has to face accountability for his past actions.

 

[st_fujin]

I never got the liberal love for Bill Hicks. He was a racist, sexist white man, but he did drugs or something so they think he was insightful. Leary said "racism bad" & Hicks turned on him. Hicks would be MAGA 8f he were alive, no doubt.