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This may be the most suspect thing ever said in a Star Trek thread, but I could never look at Seven's character sexually. Then again, that applies to almost every Star Trek character.

teriyakiburns said:
Combs played an evil super computer in a couple of episodes of Lower Decks. It's generally considered one of the better post-enterprise series.
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My dad tried to get me to watch Lower Decks a few times. The first time, and the longest I watched, it was about a robot trapped on a planet trying to have sex with a furry owl man. It was like "that weird part of the video game playing when your dad walks in", but in reverse.

Captain Syrup said:
As for personality flaws, he has anger management issues
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Fatsuit Shinji said:
Sisko is a premier example of what an unbuck broken nigger looks like when he's not tard wrangled.
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Sisko has one of my favorite arcs in the franchise. He starts out as relatively normal, has that one episode where he goes crazy and builds clocks, and then the rest of the show is him slowly integrating his Clock Sisko personality into his normal consciousness. The major turning point is when he goes to the mirror universe and shaves his head just like his evil double immediately after coming back. He even starts building clocks again near the end of the show.

It's part of what made his rivalry with Dukat for the position of top schizoposter so fun to watch.
 
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California Newt said:
This may be the most suspect thing ever said in a Star Trek thread, but I could never look at Seven's character sexually.
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Not saying Jeri Ryan isn't very beautiful, but I look at her the way I look at a high end sports car.

 
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My friend and I probably zigged when we should have zagged, and ended up watching Lower Decks before Enterprise...

I haven't had much to say about it so far, (in general, it's been alright... I hated Mariner, but anyone who knows me would know I would say that... and honestly, she's gotten a lot better after the first few episodes..) but I just noticed this in an episode...
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That's a top tier reference that I didn't even notice the first time that I saw this show, and it made me chuckle...
Lower Decks turned Kelsey Grammer into a commando.
 
Miller said:
Who gets the record of the number of characters played in a Star Trek show, Jeffrey Combs or Vaughn Armstrong?
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'Most numbers of characters played' is somewhat subjective. Memory Alpha, for example, wavers between counting holographic, alt.universe, illusions, etc. versions as different characters or not. But M.A. is somewhat consistent in mentioning the few actors with more than 6 characters played.
I looked as their info, and compiled a small list, ranking the actors with most characters in their belt, as well as listing a few alternative ways of counting characters, and the series in which they starred ("TNG" includes both the series and its movies). A few caveats:
* Wormhole Prophets are considered separate people from the characters they duplicate, but they only count as one acting credit for the actors.
* 'Holosuite Guests' (from 'What You Leave Behind') will not be counted.
1st - Vaughn Armstrong - 11 (+1 including one mirror universe duplicate) (1 TNG, 1 DS9, 6 VOY, 3 ENT)
2nd - J.G. Hertzler - 10 (-1 excluding nu-Trek; two separate prophet appearances) (6 DS9, 1 VOY, 2 ENT, 1 LD)
3rd - Jeffrey Combs - 9 (-1 excluding nu-Trek; + 1 including one mirror universe duplicate; +4 by separating all Weyouns) (5 DS9, 1 VOY, 2 ENY, 1 LD)
4th - Brent Spiner - 8 (-3 excluding nu-Trek; all Data possessions/holograms/illusions/etc. only count as one; Noonien Soong also counts as one) (4 TNG; 1 ENT; 3 PIC)
5th (tie) - Thomas Kopache - 7 (3 TNG, 1 DS9, 1 VOY, 2 ENT)
and - Randy Oglesby - 7 (-1 if counting two 'twin' characters as one) (1 TNG; 2 DS9; 1 VOY; 2 ENT)
But if we count appearances (including background characters without credits most of the time), then stuntmen/stunt coordinators like Tom Morga, Dennis Madalone, et al, would easily dwarf the listed actors.

tl;dr V. Armstrong OR J. Combs if all Weyouns are different people.
 
Quence said:
Was the original Star Trek known for its rather suggestive storylines?
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It's crazy how the original Star Trek was like the horniest show on television. Then every Trek after that was like, “Actually, no one fucks now. We’ve advanced beyond nutting.” They made the future so unsexy. (Same thing happened to Star Wars, tbh.)

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Captain Syrup said:
It's crazy how the original Star Trek was like the horniest show on television. Then every Trek after that was like, “Actually, no one fucks now. We’ve advanced beyond nutting.” They made the future so unsexy. (Same thing happened to Star Wars, tbh.)

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tng had sexy times but it was really awkward shit like Crusher encouraging Wesley to visit Fuck Planet
 
TNG had people being sexually liberate, but because they were, they weren't as sexually suggestive as TOS. It's like the difference between a naked woman and a woman wearing sexy lingerie.
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
tng had sexy times but it was really awkward shit like Crusher encouraging Wesley to visit Fuck Planet
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Every embarrassing thing they made the TNG crew do gets way funnier once they add the holodeck. ’Cause why would any of those nerds even try to hook up when they’ve got a magic jerk-off room. Before that, at least theoretically, these people were supposed to try to find actual partners.

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Captain Syrup said:
“Actually, no one fucks now. We’ve advanced beyond nutting.”
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And then Voyager revealed there's Starfleet protocol for fucking alien life in case of space STDs.
XYZpdq Jr. said:
Crusher encouraging Wesley to visit Fuck Planet
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The planed that almost executed him for stepping on some flowers?
Captain Syrup said:
Every embarrassing thing they made the TNG crew do gets way funnier once they add the holodeck. ’Cause why would any of those nerds even try to hook up when they’ve got a magic jerk-off room. Before that, at least theoretically, these people were supposed to try to find actual partners.

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Maybe holopussy doesn't feel as good as the real deal?
 
Ultraman Orb Dark said:
The planed that almost executed him for stepping on some flowers?
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And the whole crew is trying to come up with a
solution that won't piss off the mysterious celestial HOA president is respectful of the Edo’s culture.

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Patrick and Brent doing real acting like they’re trying to win an Emmy over this Calvinball-ass legal system.
 
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