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I don't remember these in this thread, but they're from Tilly The Hutt on Facebook.
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40 Year Old Boomer said:
Tilly is so fat they used her gravity well to slingshot the Enterprise back in time.
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This would have actually offended me less than the whole goddamn spore drive thing, and however they ended up doing time travel. Fuck, I didn't even watch enough of the show to get to where they do time travel, but I just know they managed to find a retarded non-canon way to do it...chronoton flux caused by Black Girl Magic or something I'm sure.
 
Tilly so fat, they had to turn off the gravity plating so she could still breathe.

Tilly so fat, she gets around using a cargo transporter.
 
Tilly so fat when she gets on a turbolift it just becomes a lift

Tilly so fat the holodeck ran out of memory trying to simulate her

Tilly so fat astrometrics had to turn off the alert for nearby gravitational anomalies

Tilly so fat Quark would not let her give him oo-mox

Tilly so fat they stopped bringing her along for first contacts after the incident with the gingerbread people of Gingebras-IX
 
Tilly is so fat she has to get her physicals using a class IX long-range multimission warp probe.

Tilly is so fat her midnight snacks have often been mistaken for a sudden outbreak of tribbles.

Tilly is so fat her ass crack requires a 5 year mission to explore.

Tilly is so fat that when Odo turned into a stool she broke him.

Tilly is so fat 90% of the inertial dampeners are just there to keep her from rolling.

Tilly is so fat she's been colonized twice.

Tilly is so fat she has to use the Genesis Device to wash her ass.

Tilly is so fat she once collapsed the economy of Ferenginar by sitting on it.
 
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Ok changing subjects just because I started watching Lexx again... who is more pathetic, Stanley Tweedle or Harry Kim?
Harry Kim got laid at least once, since he caught that alien glowing STD. It's been long enough since I've watched Lexx that I forget if Stanley ever actually scores.
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:feels: = Harry is more pathetic
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Dr. Sexbot said:
Ok changing subjects just because I started watching Lexx again... who is more pathetic, Stanley Tweedle or Harry Kim?
Harry Kim got laid at least once, since he caught that alien glowing STD. It's been long enough since I've watched Lexx that I forget if Stanley ever actually scores.
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All I know is that in the current day US navy, it only takes about a year and a half to rank up to Lt. from ensign, and Harry was an ensign for 7 years straight. Despite the fact that Tom Paris, a former criminal, was allowed to start out of prison at Lt., got demoted back down to ensign for fucking up, and got promoted again back to Lt. all in that same time. I'm not voting because I don't know who that other guy is.
 
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