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CervixHammer said:
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She looks more like a Karen than the character actually named Karen.
 
CervixHammer said:
I guess Starfleet Academy is RETVRNing to the late 90s/early 00s tradition of putting wrestlers in Star Trek
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Oh, cool, cool… whatever, who gives a fuck.

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She’s the first legit Irish Star Trek actor since Colm Meaney, isn't she?
Clown College 2nd Year said:
Don't know who this lady is and don't have a desire to hate watch Starfleet Academy but that hair of hers is already annoying me.
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I don’t watch wrestling anymore, but apparently the women’s division is the only thing that's not terrible. Becky Lynch was the spearhead for that.

I'm reserving judgement. And it’s nice to have a natural redhead on TV again. How long has it been? Karen Gillan? Shirley Manson morphing into a urinal?
 
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I totally have not considered what having a Vulcan wife must be like during many daydreams.

But let me make the following pros:
-You can actually win an argument with her if you provide logical points to your side.
-No emotional manipulation.
-No "I'm not upset" when she's clearly upset and won't tell you why. A Vulcan wife will tell you when she disapproves of something. To be honest that one can be a con just as much as a pro.
-They don't lie.
-They don't cheat.
-They marry for life.
-They live a lot longer than humans so by the time you're an old man she'll look like she's in her late 30s.
-Your children are going to be raised as Vulcans, so they're gonna be pretty quiet and well behaved.
-Yeah, sure, for most of the time she won't be affectionate at all, and even if you can convince her to relieve you, the sex's gonna be absent or mechanical at best.... That is until her Pon'Far where all her emotions are unleashed and she fucks you like an animal for 24 hours.
-They don't like public display of affections and stuff like that so if you're not into that stuff then you don't have worry about it.
-Great to have around if you suffer from insomnia, that Vulcan neck pinch will put you right to bed, every time!

Live long and prosper!
 
Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo said:
I totally have not considered what having a Vulcan wife must be like during many daydreams.

But let me make the following pros:
-You can actually win an argument with her if you provide logical points to your side.
-No emotional manipulation.
-No "I'm not upset" when she's clearly upset and won't tell you why. A Vulcan wife will tell you when she disapproves of something. To be honest that one can be a con just as much as a pro.
-They don't lie.
-They don't cheat.
-They marry for life.
-They live a lot longer than humans so by the time you're an old man she'll look like she's in her late 30s.
-Your children are going to be raised as Vulcans, so they're gonna be pretty quiet and well behaved.
-Yeah, sure, for most of the time she won't be affectionate at all, and even if you can convince her to relieve you, the sex's gonna be absent or mechanical at best.... That is until her Pon'Far where all her emotions are unleashed and she fucks you like an animal for 24 hours.
-They don't like public display of affections and stuff like that so if you're not into that stuff then you don't have worry about it.
-Great to have around if you suffer from insomnia, that Vulcan neck pinch will put you right to bed, every time!

Live long and prosper!
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Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo said:
I totally have not considered what having a Vulcan wife must be like during many daydreams.

But let me make the following pros:
-You can actually win an argument with her if you provide logical points to your side.
-No emotional manipulation.
-No "I'm not upset" when she's clearly upset and won't tell you why. A Vulcan wife will tell you when she disapproves of something. To be honest that one can be a con just as much as a pro.
-They don't lie.
-They don't cheat.
-They marry for life.
-They live a lot longer than humans so by the time you're an old man she'll look like she's in her late 30s.
-Your children are going to be raised as Vulcans, so they're gonna be pretty quiet and well behaved.
-Yeah, sure, for most of the time she won't be affectionate at all, and even if you can convince her to relieve you, the sex's gonna be absent or mechanical at best.... That is until her Pon'Far where all her emotions are unleashed and she fucks you like an animal for 24 hours.
-They don't like public display of affections and stuff like that so if you're not into that stuff then you don't have worry about it.
-Great to have around if you suffer from insomnia, that Vulcan neck pinch will put you right to bed, every time!

Live long and prosper!
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Yeeaaaa....no I'm good without all that. Think I'll stick to my holographic Vulcan love slaves.
 
Nah, Vulcan women would cheat if they can find a logical explanation for it.

You'd think you're gonna get a woman without the irrational part, but you're gonna get a wife that's gonna find the best loopholes to win arguments.

 
Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo said:
-Yeah, sure, for most of the time she won't be affectionate at all, and even if you can convince her to relieve you, the sex's gonna be absent or mechanical at best.... That is until her Pon'Far where all her emotions are unleashed and she fucks you like an animal for 24 hours.
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Alternatively, she reasons it to be logical to have sex with you to maintain the relationship. It all depends on your stroke game and control over your tongue. You suck at that, and she'll find a loop hole or most logical excuse to find satisfaction somewhere else.
 
I've never seen discovery season 3 and I dont intend to but im just curious when they wrote the burn arc did they just completely forget that romulans dont use dilithium?
 
Bajoran women:
>will make hasperat and jumja sticks for you
>will be thankful you saved her from the occupation or the shitty Bajoran government
>Gul/Bajoran slave roleplay

Romulan women:
>can't be trusted, will turn on you if it helps her acquire more power
>major dommy mommy vibes, will peg you

Klingon women:
>sex with her will probably break you physically
>possibly has two vaginas, depending on if STD is still canon
>if someone hits on her you'll have to duel them and kill them

Betazed women:
>can't have any secrets, literally in your head 24/7
>will break your dick when she enters middle age aka "The Phase"

Trill women:
>spots go all the down
>previous host might have been a dude, therefore still gay
>will compare you to literally hundreds of partners, both male and female, over the life of the slug in stomach

Cardassian women:
>she'll assume you're always guilty when she accuses you of something
>hope you like yamok sauce

Andorian women:
>literal ice queen
>can't have kids unless you include a third or fourth gender
>Aenar are blind so you don't have to worry about how you look, but will get in your head

Tellarite women:
>looks like a literal pig
>bantz will be good

Binar women:
>two-for-one deal
>tech support whenever you need it

Ferengi women:
>legally has to be naked
>will give you oomox whenever you want it
>can secretly help you become wealthy
>small chance of her being Quark with a stinkditch

Ocampa women:
>underage, you will be arrested by Starfleet Security
>might have insane psychic powers

Talaxian women:
>might be related to Neelix, enough said

Kazon women:
>will smell bad
>will suck your dick for a glass of water
 
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Anyone like "the Masterpiece Society"?
Its probably in my top favorite TNG episodes. I really wonder how a lot of the colonists would have made of themselves if they did go rather than stay.

I also really enjoyed the concept of people being genetically bred for certain roles. Its one of my favorite scifi tropes.
 
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Anyone like "the Masterpiece Society"?
Its probably in my top favorite TNG episodes. I really wonder how a lot of the colonists would have made of themselves if they did go rather than stay.

I also really enjoyed the concept of people being genetically bred for certain roles. Its one of my favorite scifi tropes.
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I use this episode to explain why Wakanda would stagnate as a society. When you've got vibranium for medicine and lightweight building material, microbiology and aerodynamics don't get researched. Just like how they didn't have VISOR technology.
 
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