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Captain Syrup said:
Love it. It’s insane. Kira immediately quits her extremely important military position, "God said I need to go do pottery now." She doesn’t even argue. And then she’s just beating that clay like it owes her money.

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They accidentally imply that Bajor was kind of a mess before apartheid. And then later they get tricked again by Dukat doing cult leader shit.

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And everyone else in the Dominion is like, “When did this guy get religion?" They never fully say it, but Dukat’s basically roleplaying spirituality every other Cardsassian abandoned. Still though. Messy writing.
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We also have that, I believe, 3 parter with Li Nalas and The Circle where the retarded vedeks and military people nearly handed Bajor right back to the spoonheads. Their institutions are as weak as their minds. Good thing there was a black man to save the day I guess?
 
I'm not going to be able to watch the Sisko episode for a while, but I had to check some things. Nice that they got Jake, too bad they couldn't give him his classic drip. I take it that part at the end is all they got out of Mr. Brooks. DS9 theme for the credits though? Nice. I look forward to being disappointed later. And also Jake's podcast about it (probably tomorrow based on their schedule for reviewing new episodes).
 
Xev said:
We also have that, I believe, 3 parter with Li Nalas and The Circle where the retarded vedeks and military people nearly handed Bajor right back to the spoonheads. Their institutions are as weak as their minds. Good thing there was a black man to save the day I guess?
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On my oath, I’ve watched that Circle shit three times and I don’t know what are their objective is. Frank Langella’s on the radio, "Hey don’t kill Li Nalas. Alive, he seals our victory.” HOW? Explain it to me. :lossmanjack:

The best scene is O’Brien pounding combat rations like a pig at a trough.

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Zorak Prison Pod said:
I'm no Euphoric-American, far from it, but when it comes to the Bajoran religion, I deny the existence of the Prophets up and down, mostly out of spite.

Sisko's conversations with them? Hallucinations brought on by bad shellfish.
The Jem'Hadar fleet blinking out of existence? Warp storm.
Orbs? Aquarium gravel.
Getting sent back in time to rescue Kirk from tribbles? Okay this actually happened.
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Just don't film yourself shoving a Jumja stick up your ass to try and pwn the Bajorans.
 
Miller said:
I think there are at least 2 episodes that made the Bajorans look like shit: the one with the old man being forced out of his property because the provisional Government wants to turn that moon into an energy farm, and the one with the refugees who came from the wormhole to find a new home and Kira is like "erm... refugees are not welcome here, we are the eternal victims".
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Telling the refugees to fuck off was based tho...
There was another episode that I always confuse with the old man farmer you mentioned and also falls into the category of making Bajorans look retarded. A season 3 episode where Kira meets up with her old resistance buddies who are farmers and holding on to some valuable piece of farming technology loaned to them by the Bajoran government. The Government wants it back so they can use it to bring life to other parts of the planet and help feed millions of people but these few resistance losers tell them to fuck off and end up engaging in a guerilla war. Such a stubborn race.
 
Calandrino said:
What do you guys hate the most about this? Hot take but for me I think it's that wry music. Even the soundtrack is ironic and insincere.
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The offense from which all offense stems is that they're skinwalking one of the best franchises to ever exist. It's like asking what you hate most about the reptilian skinwalking your spouse.
 
Gregg Turkington said:
Telling the refugees to fuck off was based tho...
There was another episode that I always confuse with the old man farmer you mentioned and also falls into the category of making Bajorans look retarded. A season 3 episode where Kira meets up with her old resistance buddies who are farmers and holding on to some valuable piece of farming technology loaned to them by the Bajoran government. The Government wants it back so they can use it to bring life to other parts of the planet and help feed millions of people but these few resistance losers tell them to fuck off and end up engaging in a guerilla war. Such a stubborn race.
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I'm actually curious now, was there any Bajor-centric episode or plotline that didn't make the bajorans seem retarded? I guess the ancient bajorans who built that space sailboat and reached cardassian space forever ago? That just highlights how dumb they really are though, they could do all that thousands of years ago but somehow completely missed the massive fucking wormhole (that contains their gods) right in their frontyard?
 
Xev said:
I'm actually curious now, was there any Bajor-centric episode or plotline that didn't make the bajorans seem retarded? I guess the ancient bajorans who built that space sailboat and reached cardassian space forever ago? That just highlights how dumb they really are though, they could do all that thousands of years ago but somehow completely missed the massive fucking wormhole (that contains their gods) right in their frontyard?
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Oh, that one time Winn Adami listened to Sisko and helped signing a non-aggression pact with the Dominion rather than joining the Federation. Who knows how many lives that saved.
 
To summarize episode 5 of Star Trek academy, it is completely pointless and boring. If you are looking for outrage bait, it fails at that too. The entire DS9 connection is simply a shaggy dog tale for the fat retarded hologram character to accept her role as a flawed retarded "emissary" for the race of photonics. For some reason they decided to emulate the wacky 90's teen sitcom style direction of show like "Parker Lewis Can't lose" for the entire episode because that was in the 1990's too.

They did a pretty good job making Cirroc Lofton look like Captain Benjamin Sisko, but that could mostly be placed on the good eye for detail of the original DS9 casting.

The only thing spoiler worthy is below, but it's likely a throw away never to be referenced ever again.
Some half black alien teacher is the symbiont of Dax.
 
Xev said:
What about the one where the wormhole shits out that old retarded poet from hundreds of years ago and he takes over as emissary and shits everything up by enforcing some ancient caste system nobody wants but just instantly adopts for no discernible reason?
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It goes to show how little the Prophets really care about the Bajoran people. Have a caste system, don't have a caste system, whatever. Get occupied by Cardassia, meh. Impregnate Sisko's mom to get The Sisko to fight Gul Dukat?! That's priority one! That's what all their schemes add up to: fighting the Pah-Wraiths. The Bajorans are just pawns to this end. Winn was right to lose her faith.
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
Oh, that one time Winn Adami listened to Sisko and helped signing a non-aggression pact with the Dominion rather than joining the Federation. Who knows how many lives that saved.
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It is sort of wild that Bajor just stands up on its own two feet rather than get filed away as Federation World #407.

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But I absolutely do not buy that Sisko keeps his job after he turns the signing ceremony into a fiasco and vaporizes, what, three or four years of careful diplomatic labor.
 
Captain Syrup said:
It is sort of wild that Bajor just stands up on its own two feet rather than get filed away as Federation World #407.

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But I absolutely do not buy that Sisko keeps his job after he turns the signing ceremony into a fiasco and vaporizes, what, three or four years of careful diplomatic labor.
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>Sisko
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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Of course one of the writers wrote themselves to be a Dax. Nevermind symbiotes don't live for over a thousand years.
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The Trill had rubber foreheads in TNG, but when Terry Ferrell was cast as Jadzia Dax, I remember the behind the scenes stuff saying she's stunningly beautiful and they all thought they shouldn't cover it with prosthetics. She was so beautiful they rewrote Trill lore to be spots and not rubber foreheads. And here's Illa Dax, wearing tons of prosthetics hahaha
 
m1ddl3m4rch said:
The Trill had rubber foreheads in TNG, but when Terry Ferrell was cast as Jadzia Dax, I remember the behind the scenes stuff saying she's stunningly beautiful and they all thought they shouldn't cover it with prosthetics. She was so beautiful they rewrote Trill lore to be spots and not rubber foreheads. And here's Illa Dax, wearing tons of prosthetics hahaha
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The Trill HAD the hottest women; the debate whether Jadzia or Ezri is better is all about semantics and minor details. But since we aren't allowed to enjoy beautiful alien waifus anymore, we get either trannies or mystery meat under layers of fugly makeup. Thanks for nothing, Kurtzman, may you live in interesting time.
 
Curzon Dax-sama said:
The Trill HAD the hottest women
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This random Trill was the only thing that made Star Trek: Insurrection watchable. Turns out the actress was a massive alcoholic and died from liver failure at the age of 52! Sad, but at least she is preserved as yet another good example of how much the Trills were goonbait, at least until this new show ruined it...
 
Gregg Turkington said:
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This random Trill was the only thing that made Star Trek: Insurrection watchable. Turns out the actress was a massive alcoholic and died from liver failure at the age of 52! Sad, but at least she is preserved as yet another good example of how much the Trills were goonbait, at least until this new show ruined it...
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I am dead serious here. The Trill had someone for everyone: supermodels, cute tomboy gfs, MILFs... Kurtzman is like: uhh, best I can do is trannies and disgusting hybrids. Say what you want about Berman being a horny dog, but he did know something about the core demographic that nuTrek producers couldn't care less about.
 
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