Ok niggers, fresh off the printing press comes this taste of the nightmare to come with the official Season 2 trailer for Picard
I have not seen it yet so will live react to it over the next two minutes in this post
EDIT 1: 10 seconds in and the senility on display is already sinking my stomach
EDIT 2: oh for fuck sake what the buck breaking fuck have they done to Q? Why is he dressed like a shitty cosplay of the villain from Half Life 2?
EDIT 3: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have another patented giAnT uniVERse enDInG CAtASTroPhe oNLy oUr HEroS CaN sTOp storyline, implied to be involving alternate timelines because guess thats the last idea for this shit they have not yet tried
EDIT 4: oh yeah and all the shitty side characters from picard season 1 are back including the womanchild murderer and the womanchild who tried to genocide all life in the galaxy on a whim because thats what everyone was clamouring for obviously
EDIT 4.5: goddamn this EPIC AND DRAMATIC music is so fucking cancerously generic
EDIT 5: jesus christ 6 of 9 looks haggard as all hell. oh yeah and i guess this dark alternate timeline involves the klingons uniting with the federation given the new starfleet badge, and the sinister music suggests this is a horrible thing despite....ah fuck it who even cares?
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