Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

[Cod of War]

Starfield Tops Final Fantasy 16, Resident Evil 4 on Major Sales Chart (via Gamerant)

Apparently Starfield is Europes 5th fastest selling game so far this year. Surpassing FF16 is certainly a black mark on Sony.

I just replayed that section with the "elevator kingdom" dialogue option. Surprisingly enough, the actual response to it does reference the dialogue in question.

God I hate these stupid reddit choices. I'm noticing them more and more now.

They really do love that choice.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

When I make my game, I'm going to put in reddit dialogue options and every time you pick one whoever you're talking to is just going to give you a goofy look and ask if you're retarded.

 

[Asian tech support]

They really do love that choice.

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One of Null's MATI reddit segments needs to be on some fucker who posts in those gaming boards.

 

[ilovejews]

They really do love that choice.

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Really funny guys, you know you're not supposed to climb into the retards' enclosure, right?
Honestly the dialogue has to be the worst thing about this game. The companions are so grating to listen to I started flying on my lonesome after the second time those faggots started quipping at each other. Fucking Marvel-tier writing for soys, by soys.
For $0 it was a good deal, 6/10, would recommend.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Really funny guys, you know you're not supposed to climb into the retards' enclosure, right?
Honestly the dialogue has to be the worst thing about this game. The companions are so grating to listen to I started flying on my lonesome after the second time those faggots started quipping at each other. Fucking Marvel-tier writing for soys, by soys.
For $0 it was a good deal, 6/10, would recommend.

I suspect that Bethesda brought in a bunch of modders who make followers because a lot of their dialogue reminds me of the cringe shit you see in Serana Dialogue Add-on and shit like that. The whole Sarah Morgan romance from beginning to end is incredibly similar to SDA right down to her thirsting for your Dragonborn Starborn cock after you get married. I hope the creation kit for Starfield never comes out because the follower mods alone will be the most cringe shit seen in decades.

 

[Miller]

I don't know who thought that the Red Mile was a good idea (it was Emil, isn't it?) but that wasn't fun to do at all.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

I know this has been talked about but in what fucking universe is bring back a practically extinct species bad is and releasing a fucking plague good? I also like that the companion doesn't even have to be there, the game will prompt you to talk to them so they can question your judgement for not "trusting the science."

I went with the microbe because to me it made more sense as baby terromorphs get aboard spacestations, within cities and deep in mines. So the Aceles just would not be able to effectively hunt them down and its just a timebomb waiting to tick down and have a catastrophe. That and the space dinosaurs are huge and would ruin human outposts. Then I had to suffer all the dialog about trusting the heckin science and really loathed whoever wrote that shit.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I went with the microbe because to me it made more sense as baby terromorphs get aboard spacestations, within cities and deep in mines. So the Aceles just would not be able to effectively hunt them down and its just a timebomb waiting to tick down and have a catastrophe. That and the space dinosaurs are huge and would ruin human outposts. Then I had to suffer all the dialog about trusting the heckin science and really loathed whoever wrote that shit.

I mean people didn't see heat leeches as anything other than pests so there wasn't any reason to mass exterminate them.

If possums turned into man eating xenomorphs after 70 years there would be none left on the planet because we would hunt them to extinction within weeks.

 

[elrond hubbard]

Mickey Caviar Crew 4 lyfe

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

When I make my game, I'm going to put in reddit dialogue options and every time you pick one whoever you're talking to is just going to give you a goofy look and ask if you're retarded.

Or even better, have an NPC just kill the player, call them a niggerfaggot and to go back to Reddit and softlock the game to make sure that run isn't completable. It'll teach them to talk loke a normal human being instead of a terminally online faggot.

 

[M3xus]

Well, Andreja is the only decent story companion, Sarah is tolerable, and Sam and Barrett are just intolerable. Sam because of aforementioned whining, and Barrett managing to be an even more insufferable version of Black Science Man. Shame, I wanted to like Cowboy Adam Jensen.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

When I make my game, I'm going to put in reddit dialogue options and every time you pick one whoever you're talking to is just going to give you a goofy look and ask if you're retarded.

Make them the "0 in Intelligence" options

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

I found this steam image amusing, so I'm posting here and the Warhammer thread.

 

[Dave.]

I decided to try this game out and I’m currently fucking with the character creator and Jesus fucking Christ it feels difficult to make a character who looks even halfway masculine. This is the best I came up with. No I didn’t purchase this game either.

 

[anustart76]

They really do love that choice.

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This is peak reddit humor, this is the kind of thing they say in real life and they think it's clever.

Also Stanley Parable did it better with the Broom Closet ending bit.

I suspect that Bethesda brought in a bunch of modders who make followers because a lot of their dialogue reminds me of the cringe shit you see in Serana Dialogue Add-on and shit like that. The whole Sarah Morgan romance from beginning to end is incredibly similar to SDA right down to her thirsting for your Dragonborn Starborn cock after you get married. I hope the creation kit for Starfield never comes out because the follower mods alone will be the most cringe shit seen in decades.

I would rather we get some modders in that make NPCs not look like hideous grannies. I'm betting the romance would feel significantly better with her if you could:
1: Make her look like she's in her 20s instead of her 40s
2: Make her sound like she's in her 20s instead of her 40s
3: Invite your parents to the fucking wedding

I decided to try this game out and I’m currently fucking with the character creator and Jesus fucking Christ it feels difficult to make a character who looks even halfway masculine. This is the best I came up with. No I didn’t purchase this game either.
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Just remove the tattoos and nose ring, and it's fine.

 

[Dave.]

Apparently in the far future, we still have ugly corporate art.

Fun…

 

[Snekposter]

Apparently in the far future, we still have ugly corporate art.
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Fun…

Ugly corporate art with a random afroed black chick to boot.

 

[anustart76]

I'm guessing the UC and FC both have some kind of Galactic Economic Forum really running them?

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

I'm guessing the UC and FC both have some kind of Galactic Economic Forum really running them?

Galbank and Trade Authority?

I would rather we get some modders in that make NPCs not look like hideous grannies. I'm betting the romance would feel significantly better with her if you could:
1: Make her look like she's in her 20s instead of her 40s
2: Make her sound like she's in her 20s instead of her 40s
3: Invite your parents to the fucking wedding

Surprisingly Nexus has tons of mods for Sarah, including the voice replacer

https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/3302?tab=description

 

[Problematic User Forever]

I decided to try this game out and I’m currently fucking with the character creator and Jesus fucking Christ it feels difficult to make a character who looks even halfway masculine. This is the best I came up with. No I didn’t purchase this game either.
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Those tattoos and nose ring are pretty gay, not gonna lie.

I've heard people say that if you have a Xenobiology background (I forget if it's a starting background or something you can level up) you can tell all of your companions to STFU because they have no fucking clue what they are talking about when it comes to the Terrormorph choice. But I haven't verified that myself.

I'm willing to believe it, as I had a few dialogue options to basically say "Shut up, asshole, I know what I'm doing" during the Stroud ship design mission because I had leveled up the Starship Design skill.