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How do you think Starfield will turn out?

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LOL. LMAO EVEN.

He also got sponsored by Soylent.

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also seeth posted a review of Starfield.

 
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Crosspost from 8chan.moe thread:
An anon made a "Space Game Chart", apparently aimed at trolling Starfield fans by suggesting 50 better titles

It should be noted that he has been dragged over coals for his choice of unreadable font, and select games like "No Man's Sky" or "Outer Worlds", which are not very popular on /v/ as one would expect.
This is part of a MUCH BIGGER chart related slapfight, which has been covered in the 8chan thread.
Oh and that SSeth video is garbage, I am guessing all of his content is just overly-edited cuckchan slop, regurgitated straight from /v/. Synthethic Man made a much better video on it
 

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30+GameOvers said:
Crosspost from 8chan.moe thread:
An anon made a "Space Game Chart", apparently aimed at trolling Starfield fans by suggesting 50 better titles

It should be noted that he has been dragged over coals for his choice of unreadable font, and select games like "No Man's Sky" or "Outer Worlds", which are not very popular on /v/ as one would expect.
This is part of a MUCH BIGGER chart related slapfight, which has been covered in the 8chan thread.
Oh and that SSeth video is garbage, I am guessing all of his content is just overly-edited cuckchan slop, regurgitated straight from /v/. Synthethic Man made a much better video on it
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I don't know what's funnier: the god-awful and impenetrable font, or the way he fucked up the aspect ratios on half the covers so they look like shit. If this was designed just to make people argue and yell at each other, then it's a pretty good job.
 
scathefire said:
The mother's not even black, all the female child NPCs in the game just look like mulattos for some reason. Except the one in Akila City I guess.
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I wonder if they are portraying "the ideal" future to them where the white race is mostly wiped out and nearly every child, that represents the future, is also mostly non white?

You could have at least tried to be subtle a bit, Bethesda...
30+GameOvers said:
Thankfully there is mods for that. I personally never killed children in 2D Fallout games where that's possible, but it's funny how they can sometimes just get killed in random gunfire, with how chaotic battles in these games are, made the world feel more real. Would have fit right in with Fallout 3, with how there is always a fight going on in that game. I know I had one of the Brotherhood Squires in F4 in one radiant quest die on me from random wildlife or stray bullets, that had more impact on me than a good amount of quests in that game and I wish there were actual consequences for letting that happen. Making them invincible ghosts is almost as bad as making everyone a mutt or a faggot like in Starfield
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I will play devil's advocate and say that I can get why Bethesda does it. I mean, looking back, the child killing capacity in F1 and 2 was highly controversial and I can imagine them wanting to avoid it. Tho they could have made it less blantant tho.
 
The handsome tard said:
I wonder if they are portraying "the ideal" future to them where the white race is mostly wiped out and nearly every child, that represents the future, is also mostly non white?

You could have at least tried to be subtle a bit, Bethesda...


I will play devil's advocate and say that I can get why Bethesda does it. I mean, looking back, the child killing capacity in F1 and 2 was highly controversial and I can imagine them wanting to avoid it. Tho they could have made it less blantant tho.
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I won't be satisfied until I can kill all the non combatants and children in New Atlantis in the name of House VaRun like some sort of 23rd century Hamas militant.
 
PuffyGroundCloud said:
but Sarah Lyon is less or not as cunty as Sarah Morgan.
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Lyons stills came at the cultural time where woke wasnt so installed in culture. Sure, she was strong and indepedent and she was a bit of a bitch with you at first but it makes sense given the circunstances and she does open up when you help her people. Hell, she was actually respectful to her father as both a leader and parent (like hell you see this a young woman handle being scolded by her superior and parent like an adult). She had a lot of potential as a character that Bethesda just kept not bothering with for some reason.
 
I wished she was the BoS leader in Fallout 4 with Maxson maybe second in command, could be an optional questline that if you want to play the bad guy you can help Maxson overthrow Sarah or maybe he helps you instead and you become the new leader. but with current Bethesda writing they would have turned her character into an absolute cunt, so its probably better she died offscreen.
To stay on topic how's the Starfield modding scene? any interesting mods yet?
 
Panoramic Overton Window said:
Do you know why there were no black people in The Jetsons? Because the future is supposed to be a better place.
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But there are black people in Futurama. Lest we forget Hermes and everyone's favorite Barbados Slim.
And there are robots in the future that are more alcoholic such as @Flexo and Bender
 
General Emílio Médici said:
The replaced Sarah with a unironic fascist retard who fails at both original BoS mission statement and the new mission of the Capital Wasteland BoS civilization building doctrine at the same time.
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Maxson united both West and East Brotherhood before he would have been legally allowed to drink, and we can assume that includes the MidWest Brotherhood as well(which is not a small feat considering how much they hate the Western Elders). He also reunited Outcasts back in Capital Wasteland and is overall something of a battle king in the making. He is alright, as far as faction leader/antagonist goes, altho he is too much of a sperg on Synth issue, any other Elder would have tried to take over The Institute instead and just destroyed the Synth making machines, where as Maxson just wants total retard war that will likely cost him hundreds of lives by the end
>unironic fascist retard
Nexus Mods moment, next you will tell me that this little Hitler should have been killed in the crib like in that one New Vegas mod that lets you kill a small child for this exact same reason. BOS in 4 aren't "fascists", they're militaristic technology police like mix of Western and MidWest BOS a little bit of East Coast attitude left remaining. Only people I noticed that even talked about this were the same ones that wanted to get triggered by yet another evil strawman, as if there aren't any worse groups in that game like The Railroad(dear lord, don't get me started on them and their wasted potential) to sperg out about

Mary the Goldsmith said:
I wished she was the BoS leader in Fallout 4 with Maxson maybe second in command, could be an optional questline that if you want to play the bad guy you can help Maxson overthrow Sarah or maybe he helps you instead and you become the new leader. but with current Bethesda writing they would have turned her character into an absolute cunt, so its probably better she died offscreen.
To stay on topic how's the Starfield modding scene? any interesting mods yet?
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Sarah was a boring character, it's as simple as that. Generic do-gooder that was way too confident for how young she was and willing to sacrifice herself at the drop of a hat(which pretty much every single one of my characters welcomes). She represents the "new" BOS in that game to a T, and she was fitting in F3 but I am glad they got rid of her going forward with the new direction for East Coast BOS. Maxson is her antithesis, in a sense, and I am glad we got this new not-Midwest BOS in F4 instead of the in F3. That one only existed because of Lyons, and without him, nature healed and BOS went back to how it should be, again minus Maxson's obsession with killing every single synth instead of just conquering The Institute and claiming their stores of knowledge and technology, but whatever.

See, even at it's worst Fallout has deep enough lore and setting we can discuss this. What the fuck is there to discuss about Starfield? Not like anything you do even has any impact since you just switch universes at the end of every playthrough and try again, might as well be playing Groundhog Day
 
30+GameOvers said:
Nexus Mods moment, next you will tell me that this little Hitler should have been killed in the crib like in that one New Vegas mod that lets you kill a small child for this exact same reason.
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Wait what is that really a thing what the fuck?

Also no. Maxson seemed like a good kid on Fallout 3, spergy sure but he was like 10 or 12 with a crush on Sarah kids that age are spergs and morons it`s life.

The reason I call him a fascist is because he has taken the Lyons mission of civilization building into a directions Lyons never wanted to take it, that is far closer to what the Enclave had going than anything FO3 BoS was doing. There is a good reason the BoS in FO3 had a split, and it is honestly one of the only good things about them in that game that Bethesda paid that due towards the actual lore showing some of the Brotherhood keeping the tech salvage mission going.

His complete retarded take on the Institute however is no excuse. There is no reason why the BoS cannot just destroy the Syths but keep all the other valuable tech in there perfectly fine. The player is literally the leader of the Institute by the end of the game. It would be absolutely trivial for a BoS friendly player and Maxon to simply cut a deal and have the Brotherhood move in to take over the institute and give it a moral compass to stop dicking around with synths that spy on wastelanders for God knows what reason and wasting time making robot Gorillas and Birds and instead do Project Purity 2: Fresh Wave or something. If you still need some big bombastic battle just have it be a civil war with some of the Institute spergs refusing to comply and trying to break away you need to kill.

Instead he declares you have to go and destroy probably the most advanced R&D facility and Industrial Center outside of Big Mountain because "fuck synths".
 
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