Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

[30+GameOvers]

@CyrusHowler I'm guessing you just have ADHD/Mental Retardation since you can't answer the question nor can you actually create a counter argument for any of Patrician's(or anyone else's) points against Starfield.
Unless you can write me a full essay on why Starfield is not slop and why Patrician et. al are wrong, your opinion doesn't matter and you're wrong by default. Feel free to spergout about this so you can earn another threadban, which won't change the fact that you're wrong(altho to be fair, with how dead this game is even with the creation kit and how boring this thread is, some good old sperging would be a welcome change of pace)
BTW Outer Worlds is better than Starfield and New Vegas is better than Fallout 3/4(76 isn't even a proper Fallout title), these are also facts.

 

[CyrusHowler]

@CyrusHowler I'm guessing you just have ADHD/Mental Retardation since you can't answer the question nor can you actually create a counter argument for any of Patrician's(or anyone else's) points against Starfield.
Unless you can write me a full essay on why Starfield is not slop and why Patrician et. al are wrong, your opinion doesn't matter and you're wrong by default. Feel free to spergout about this so you can earn another threadban, which won't change the fact that you're wrong(altho to be fair, with how dead this game is even with the creation kit and how boring this thread is, some good old sperging would be a welcome change of pace)
BTW Outer Worlds is better than Starfield and New Vegas is better than Fallout 3/4(76 isn't even a proper Fallout title), these are also facts.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Imagine being an unironic Starfield fan.

Literally eating shit, demanding more, and praising the people feeding you shit.

You should kill yourself.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I have to imagine Bethesda is under tremendous pressure for Microsoft to start recouping some of that money hence selling radiant quests individually.

I don't think any of you even know what the fuck a radiant quest is, anymore.

Anyways, can I see the source for those estimates? I'd like them to piss people off on Reddit.

 

[Asian tech support]

I don't think any of you even know what the fuck a radiant quest is, anymore.

Neither does Bethesda. Their quests are so ass and formulaic you can't tell if they're radiant or not.

 

[30+GameOvers]

>Unironically gets pissy about the definition of a "radiant quest"(aka the only kind of quest Bugthesda is capable of making today)
How did it all go so wrong, Bethesda bros?

 

[CyrusHowler]

Imagine being an unironic Starfield fan.

Literally eating shit, demanding more, and praising the people feeding you shit.

You should kill yourself.

See, here’s the thing tranny Jannie….I don’t even like Starfield.
I just get massive enjoyment out of watching retards like you and the rest of this knuckle dragging thread A-log Bethesda, simp over talentless hacks like Creetosis and Patrician, then I come to find out the games you actually think are good are Slopfests like Baulder’s Gate 3 and FromSoft drivel.
And you have the fucking AUDACITY to say someone is eating shit and liking it when you speds like the games you like.
You mald and froth and seethe on these threads all day every day and then when someone like me comes in here and laughs in your pathetic faces about it, I’m the one bitching and moaning and I’m a fanboy yada yada.

I stand on your graves and laugh at your tombstones.

ACK awaits you tranny Jannie. Hop to it.

>Unironically gets pissy about the definition of a "radiant quest"(aka the only kind of quest Bugthesda is capable of making today)
How did it all go so wrong, Bethesda bros?

>Says “Bugthesda” unironically and expects people to take it seriously.

How did it all go so wrong, Obsidian Bros?


Die.
All of you.
Perhaps then you can repay the debt you owe for wasting so much oxygen for so many worthless years.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

>Unironically gets pissy about the definition of a "radiant quest"(aka the only kind of quest Bugthesda is capable of making today)
How did it all go so wrong, Bethesda bros?

"Get's pissy"

You're the only one in here that gets pissy. You never even played this fucking game but you've been in here for like 9 months, every single post is paragraphs of you just pissing and shidding yourself while adding nothing meaningful or insightful to the conversation. You sound like a fucking retard every single post getting facts that are laid out for you wrong, you constantly use terminology you clearly heard in Youtube videos wrong like a fucking zoomer, you somehow bitch and moan in the thread for a week before you realize we're talking about paid mods the whole time,

Seriously, how fucking retarded do you have to be to look like an idiot while shitting on a Bethesda game? I guess the kind of retard that has to listen to 10+ hour essays of obvious information to convince himself he has good taste.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Notice how two unironic Bugthesda slop enjoyers(one of which has the triangle of shame) consistently make some of the worst posts in these threads
I wonder if that's a coincidence or not?

 

[CyrusHowler]

Bugthesda

>Unironically says “Bugthesda”
>Hasn’t even played the game.

@The Pulverizer found your real gaming Cuck pal.

one of which has the triangle of shame

I got it because I was making fun of morons like you and they had to whine and cry to the “authority” figures on this site to get me to stop dunking on them.

Let’s be clear on how it happened.

consistently make some of the worst posts in these threads

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Patrician TV is an absolute Mongoloid I'll agree with whoever said that. A 9 hour Morrowind video sounded right up my alley, does he delve into the themes, political underpinnings, sense of a lived in game world, the facets that make Morrowind such a beloved game 20 years on? Of fucking course not. He goes faction by faction, quest by quest, stat by stat literally just giving a surface level summary of what they are, it's like reading a Wikipedia article. I'm sure most of his other videos are much the same.

I feel there's an entire generation now of young impressionable autists who now have come to associate length=quality. When in reality these guys just want to listen to someone read off a nice story for them while they drone away at some other bullshit

 

[30+GameOvers]

Patrician TV is an absolute Mongoloid I'll agree with whoever said that. A 9 hour Morrowind video sounded right up my alley, does he delve into the themes, political underpinnings, sense of a lived in game world, the facets that make Morrowind such a beloved game 20 years on? Of fucking course not. He goes faction by faction, quest by quest, stat by stat literally just giving a surface level summary of what they are, it's like reading a Wikipedia article. I'm sure most of his other videos are much the same.

I feel there's an entire generation now of young impressionable autists who now have come to associate length=quality. When in reality these guys just want to listen to someone read off a nice story for them while they drone away at some other bullshit

That's the appeal, tho. Imagine having someone tell you how to feel about the game, lmao
I want the cold, hard facts and what he, as a Bethesda game player/RPG fan thinks about it, comparing it to other games. If I want to see what the "themes" of the games are or what it's story is, I will just play it myself. That is, if it's worth it, unlike Bugthesda's(worthless company without a single good game released in a decade) Starfield, a game mogged by Outer Worlds(based, well written and made by people WHO CARE).
You're right about the background noise, it's nice to have someone break down a classic like this while you work, study, jog or when you're on a commune.
I'm seeing a lot of people get filtered by PATRICIAN taste itt, maybe Slopfied is what Bugthesda fans really deserve(as he said at the end of his masterpiece, which triggered Bugthesda fans bigtime)

Speaking of which, is the game so fucking worthless that even when the "big" update hits the only two new posts made are one made by some retard with a pink triangle that amounts to nothing and someone complaining about a youtuber? YIKES!
This game really is dead, no joke.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

Todd Howard, more like FRAUD COWARD!

There, I added some thoughtful and witty commentary to this thread.

Speaking of Todd, did anyone notice he has an old Apple IIc on his desk? I bet he uses it to play Number Munchers and Mavis Beacon, those seem like games that would be more up to his speed!

 

[East_Clintwood]

I think I caught Todd in a sweet little lie.

Todd Howard lying? Well I never.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

That's the appeal, tho. Imagine having someone tell you how to feel about the game, lmao
I want the cold, hard facts and what he, as a Bethesda game player/RPG fan thinks about it, comparing it to other games. If I want to see what the "themes" of the games are or what it's story is, I will just play it myself. That is, if it's worth it, unlike Bugthesda's(worthless company without a single good game released in a decade) Starfield, a game mogged by Outer Worlds(based, well written and made by people WHO CARE).
You're right about the background noise, it's nice to have someone break down a classic like this while you work, study, jog or when you're on a commune.
I'm seeing a lot of people get filtered by PATRICIAN taste itt, maybe Slopfied is what Bugthesda fans really deserve(as he said at the end of his masterpiece, which triggered Bugthesda fans bigtime)

Speaking of which, is the game so fucking worthless that even when the "big" update hits the only two new posts made are one made by some retard with a pink triangle that amounts to nothing and someone complaining about a youtuber? YIKES!
This game really is dead, no joke.

Friend thank you for confirming my thoughts about Autistic retards who need noise droning on in the backround so the wind up monkey banging cymbals in their head doesn't drive them insane, it's good to get an insider perspective

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

It's been a little over a week since the creation kit released. Doesn't appear to have added more than a thousand or so extra players, if that. The average jumped up a bit but appears to be headed back down already.



Meanwhile let's check in with everyone's favorite decade and a half old game:

 

[30+GameOvers]

It's been a little over a week since the creation kit released. Doesn't appear to have added more than a thousand or so extra players, if that. The average jumped up a bit but appears to be headed back down already.

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Meanwhile let's check in with everyone's favorite decade and a half old game:

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It gets better, the numbers are even worse when you compare it to Fallout 76(live service slop) and Fallout 4(literally broken right now, with the latest patch installed)

Not even the GECK and paid mods will save this game.
Gee, you know when it WOULD have helped? AT LAUNCH, WHEN MOST OF THE FANBASE DIDN'T ABANDON IT
I think it's safe to say that all of Bugthesda Softworks(studio that never had any talent) "magic" is now gone, even your average gamer sees them for a circus that they are. Hope Microsoft enjoys their multibillion dollar purchase, now that it has proven to be a deadweight aside from the IPs they own!
What was it that Patrician said, again? Oh, that's right, "This is the game you deserve". Yup, this is aging like fine wine!

Friend thank you for confirming my thoughts about Autistic retards who need noise droning on in the backround so the wind up monkey banging cymbals in their head doesn't drive them insane, it's good to get an insider perspective

Each to their own tastes, of course, but I haven't seen one person who was found crying about Patrician that:
1) Had good taste in gaming
2) Didn't have some sort of ADHD(applies mostly to people complaining about how long the videos are)
Moreover, if your opinions on games were that good, you would be paid for them, just like he is. They aren't, and unless you're willing to make a 11 hour video(you can't, you just don't have the skill to do so), your opinion simply doesn't matter. I've been around /v/ long enough to know that 98-99% of people's opinions on games are garbage and need to be actively ignored or mocked. I am willing to listen to the remaining 1-2% whose opinions aren't complete garbage.
Patrician's(and his friend, Private Session's) videos are two of the best on the subject of Starfield and why exactly it's as awful as people say. Nothing will change this, as I don't see too many people lining up to make more autistic documentaries about a game with less active players than Skyrim(a soon to be 15 year old game) has.

 

[Strangolapreti]

It gets better, the numbers are even worse when you compare it to Fallout 76(live service slop) and Fallout 4(literally broken right now, with the latest patch installed)

You can also use other titles Elden ring to measure the full extent of bethesda's failure with starefield; even without counting the DLC's release, as it will tell you the difference between the two titles born from nearly completely opposite ideals:

Cyberpunk 2077 works even better, even if the difference is far less pronounced, mainly becasue its popularity was spiking when stare was released, resulting in an even smaller fraction of time where bethesda's newly released entry rivaled it in popularity.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

So apparently Todd Howard wants yearly DLC Expansions for Starfield.

Video starts on the Starfield section

I really don't see this working out. As has been said ad nauseum on this thread Starfield's problems are much deeper than bugs and optimizations, the gameplay loop itself is bad and outdated to a point Fallout 4 has a better take on it.

 

[30+GameOvers]

So apparently Todd Howard wants yearly DLC Expansions for Starfield.

Video starts on the Starfield section

I really don't see this working out. As has been said ad nauseum on this thread Starfield's problems are much deeper than bugs and optimizations, the gameplay loop itself is bad and outdated to a point Fallout 4 has a better take on it.

It's already been nearly a year and all we have are paid mods for individual quests. They don't have the capability of making yearly DLC on a scope that matters anymore, this Bethesda won't give us a Far Harbor or Point Lookout. Just look at the actual quests in the "long awaited" Fallout 4 Next Gen update, some of the new NPCs aren't even voiced properly, lmao
As it's been already said, even if they did it won't matter, the gameplay mechanics and setting are so fucked that there is nothing you can do with it. They should have released the GECK soon after launch and hoped that modders would do the work for them, like they've done all these years prior.